Laverne. That's my girl back home. She's awfully swell. We've been dating for over a year. I met her at a buddy's house. Actually she was dating my buddy, Harry, but I guess I made her laugh. Anyhow I asked her to the movies, a Gene Kelly one. And she said yes. After that we were inseparable. I have never met a dame like her before. She laughs at all my jokes. She likes to go fishing. She likes to go with me to Tony Packo's and agrees it's the coolest joint around. I think she's the one for me.