OK. A very short piece inspired by 'Homework' on deviantART (drawn by CTW36 who is also responsible for a number of awesome pictures used in the Youtube clips I fave.) It's not necessary to have seen this but it will make everything clear.

P.S. 'Homework' would be rated MA. You have been warned.

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Simon crept in as stealthily as possible. Dave did not know he'd gone out and he'd rather it stayed that way. With luck his brothers would still be watching 300.

"Where have you been?" Alvin stood with arms crossed. Simon breathed a sigh of relief it wasn't their father. Alvin he could deal with.

"Like it's any of your business."

"Hhm. Britany and Eleanor were out tonight, weren't they? So Jeanette was home alone… or was she?"

"So?" Simon shrugged. "You sneak over to see Britany often enough. I'm allowed to see my girlfriend too you know."

"But was that all you did?"

"Honestly Alvin, you're so puerile. Anyone would think you and Britany hadn't…" His eyes grew wide. "You never did, did you? That's why Jeanette didn't know!"

"Hey! You weren't there! You don't know that!"

"And neither do you, Alvin." Alvin looked puzzled.

"So… you're saying you didn't…" Simon sighed.

"Jeanette has a calculus test tomorrow. I offered to help with her homework."

"I should have known," Alvin interrupted with a grin. "You're too sensible Simon."

*

"He said what!?!"

"Alvin told Simon…"

"That lying, arrogant, gossiping, braggart! I'll never forgive him for this! Oh, what must they be saying about me in school? Poker night? Poker night!"

"I don't think anyone at school…"

"Come on Jeanette! This is Alvin we're talking about, not Simon. He'll have told everyone!"

"Britany, you're over-reacting. Even if he has told people, it's not like he's accused you of anything wrong. I mean, he is your boyfriend." Britany smiled at her sister.

"How come you're so sensible Jeanette?" Jeanette smiled but said nothing. Britany frowned. "You don't believe him, do you?"

"I did, at first. And I was sorta hurt you didn't tell me."

"Trust me Jeanette, you'd be the first to know." Britany interrupted.

"But now I'm just glad everything's worked out for the best." She smiled and Britany sighed in exasperation.

"For the best? Honestly Jeanette, listening to you you'd think his lying had led to something wonderful." Britany turned on her heal and stalked out the room.