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Ed- The one from Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Edward- Edward Elric

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Fma eene crossover madness, chapter 2: Another chapter? The universal battle for life and death

Edward and Al came back from yet another mission to give their report., or at least, they were on their way to do so when they suddenly vanished." Sorry, Fullmetal, I couldn't see you behind my papers." said Roy. He didn't hear anything, so he thought either they got over it or they got transported to a universal battle .

Meanwhile at the cul-de-sac, Ed,Edd, and Eddy were making a scam about an alchemy academy (that got started when they had Edward in their team) when they got teleported too. In another dimension somewhere… "Ohhh, what happened? I feel like I ate a foot powder jawbreaker! Ohhh.." Said Eddy . "Howdy doo . I am Master Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . I have gathered all of you to fight my champions."said Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. There are other people too, but we don't care about them, so I'll say they lost.

"Oh dear! " said Edd. .the 1st match was with Ed and Bob .

"This gives me a chance to show something new." Said Ed as he stepped backwards on the ring.

" Time to die, twerp! """""""""" said Bob (Bob made me do the extra quotation marks! ) while Ed was drawing a circle. "What the.. ?" said Al. " Is that ..? "
asked Edward. Ed then put his hand on the circle. Suddenly, a stone hand came out of the ring, grabbed Bob, and threw him out .

Meanwhile back at the cul-de sac, the cul-de-sac kids are partying.

Back with our heroes.. "Uh , Ed ? How did you do that?" asked Edward. "Ah, something new has been added" said Eddy .

"Well, it all started when the 1st chapter of this story began." Said Ed . "When me and Al where on a train, we were fighting some hijackers, and I saw Al draw a circle. After that, I spent some time drawing circles and testing them. "

" That explains those flashes we saw coming from your house" said Edd.

The next match was Edd and Joe. Edd gulped as he stepped up to the ring.

"(in a high pitched voice) I will destroy you." said Joe. Edd pulled out a huge punch-punch. " My, that's a big punch-punch!" said Joe. Edd then punched him ."I do not want to hear his voice again!" said Eddy.

Next up was Eddy vs. Benjamin. Eddy felt a snack attack coming on and ate a banana, throwing the peel on the mat as Benjamin charged at him. Benjamin slipped on the peel and slid out of the ring, yelling angrily at Eddy for being a litterbug.

Next was Edward vs. Rosebud "(whispers) rosebud." Said Eddy. " Yeah, long story (how Edward hears him) blah blah yap yap pipsqueak. ." said Rosebud. Edward did the traditional spear for a battle that would rage on for hours and hours on end. "Actually, it was only 5 min. long" said Edward (sure, make fun of the narrator).

Al vs. Sally (a guy).(Okay, supper break! This kitten's taking over while I eat… mew mew mew mew... oops, forgot, no one speaks cat! I'll translate) Sally lunged at Al, who punched him in the chest. This sent Sally flying out of the ring, yelling "American Airlines!" as he flew.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It can't be! I'm melting ! My life's flashing before my eyes! I should have takin the extra credit!" Said Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as he melted away, for each of his fighters had some of his life force in them, and now that they're all defeated, he melted away.

Everyone else was suddenly teleported back, and the cold-a-sac kids aren't happy. Roy is happy, of course, now that his favorite pipsqu..er, alchemist is back

Now I hope you're happy, too. I am going use this new chainsaw on a marysue now. Hahahahahahahahahahahahhaa!

See you next chapter.

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