Disclaimer: Ah the last chapter and I'm really going to end it this time. Sorry for taking so long to update. In response to my fans I would like to say thank you for giving my fanfic such great reviews. I did not stea- er do not own these characters.
FMA/EENE Crossover Madness
Ch.3: The end of all buttered hope.
The Eds were Planning their usual scams, when suddenly a voice was heard from Ed's TV (They were planning their scams in Ed's house) "Hello Ed, Edd, and, Eddy." Said the voice. Freaked out Eddy tried to change the channel "oh no he's on every channel! We're gonna miss The Dark Knight!" yelled Eddy." You can't change the channel when I'm giving you a message! Any way I am Cragglemire (suddenly Eddy snickers) and I want you to go to this location or else!"Said Cragglemire. "or else what?" asked Double D. "Or else this!" Cragglemire showed a clip from Batman and Robin. "ARRRGGHHHHH!!!" the Eds screamed running to the construction site. There they found a Gate. They tried to examine it when they got pulled in by hands.
Meanwhile in 1919 Edward and Alphonse Elric were investigating an old temple When the Gate appeared and sucked them in.
Meanwhile In another universe the Elric bros. landed on a nice soft couch. "Tsk tsk do you know how long we've been waiting?" Said Ed."Ed Double D. Eddy? What are you doing here?" asked Al when a figure entered the room he had no hair at all, and he wore a shining star on his chest, a Biker jacket, disco pants, and high heels." Argh! It's my 2nd worst nightmare!" Yelled Edward. "Welcome to my humble aboad. You'll find that you have regained the use of your Alchemy, Elrics, and you are near an observatory." Said Cragglemire." Your services are needed to destroy that building." "But Why?" asked Double D."Maybe he just doesn't like that building." said Eddy." Because I want to undo the deaths and disappearances of my wife-" "wait how did she die?" asked Edward" I don't know cancer, TB, drugs, Watched too much Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog… any way my wife and child." "Well ain't that the most clichéd thing in the book!" Yelled all of them. "Alright I'm evil and I like to break stuff."Said Cragglemire (Eddy snickers)." Well we didn't want to destroy it any way." Said Al when Cragglemire blew them away." Fine I'll destroy it myself" Muttered Cragglemire.
The Eds and Al found themselves near the observatory." Well that was lucky" said Eddy. "Hm. we have to get in there and stop Cragglemire" said Edward. "How did you know he is in there, a clue?" Asked Edd than he saw spray painted across the wall "Cragglemire was here."
As soon as they walked into the building they came across two stairwells: one leading up and one leading down. "Alright Ed, Edd, Eddy you go downstairs Al and I will go upstairs" Said Edward. And they all went their separate ways.
Upstairs, Edward and Al saw Cragglemire only this time he was ripped!"Hello you are witnessing a God at work. I have erased all of the dimensions and creating my own. You cannot possibly stop me!" said Cragglemire in a German voice." Wait why a god? That is so cliché "Said Edward. "Alright I'm Moses! Feel better?" Said Cragglemire "yes" said Edward. Then they started to fight.
Meanwhile the Eds were at a Control Center with a globe and an instruction manual. as Eddy was reading the manual, Edd was working the keypads to lock 4 metal arms on the globe.
During the fight, Edward Bashed Cragglemire across the head with his arm while Al hit him with a giant metal fist. Cragglemire tried to ram the Elrics when Edward kicked him in the stomach. Groaning in pain Cragglemire (Eddy Snickers) Asked"Why Can't I beat you?" Edward points up and Cragglemire sees a giant cannon marked "RC (RetCon) Canon (Not A typo- me)""say hello to my little friend!" Yells Eddy as he fires and that's when everything resets. All our previous stories never happened. Now it's time to use a different continuity."Bummer" Said Eddy
THE END
Final Note: Don't fret readers I will make more FMA EENE crossovers but they will be using the FMA: Brotherhood storyline along with other stories. Good Bye and Hasta la Vista.
