Chapter 2: Punishment For Reading The Scary Book.

'Luffy, Hide!'

Nami walked into the cabin and spotted the captain and archeologist. 'Luffy, Robin, have you seen the others? Merry looks deserted.'

'They're hiding because your book scared them, Nami,' Luffy said.

'What book?'

'This one.' Luffy handed her the frightening reading material.

'...Oh, this one! This is a great book! Vivi recommended it to me.'

Under the beds, the boys froze in shock. Vivi!? That sweet, brave, naïve girl?

You think you know a person thought Usopp.

'How can somrthing like this scare them?' Nami wondered. 'They all read far worse stuff than this.'

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'I mean, Zoro's got some pretty R-rated stuff hidden away, and Sanji has all that dirty manga.'

Zoro and Sanji went red and quietly scooched away from each other thinking how does she know!?

'Usopp has that book "Carma Sutra" for bedtimes stories,'

Usopp flinched. How did she know about that!? It was a present from Kaya!

'... And Chopper's medical books have all that gory stuff about bodies in them. Why does my little book scare them?'

'Oh, they also called you a yaoi fangirl and said you were out to get them!'

That baka! Thought Zoro. Shut up! You'll give her ideas!

'Is that so?' Nami got an evil grin on her face and the hidden males shuddered at the vibes she was giving off.

'Why aren't you hiding, Luffy? Aren't you afraid I might do something to you?' She moved closer to the young captain.

Zoro was gripped by the urge to rush out and save the poor boy from a terrible fate.

Sanji was thinking Is he lucky it's Nami-san or unlucky? I can't tell!

Usopp and Chopper held their breath.

'What do you mean?' Luffy asked. 'Are you going to hit me or something?'

Nami smirked and pushed Luffy up against the wall. 'Hey Robin, care to lend me a hand or few? I'm gonna teach Luffy that he should be very afraid of me.'

No way... is she going to defile him, right here, now, in front of our eyes?

'Wha- argh! Mercy! Please have mercy!'

What the hell are they doing to him!?

'That tickles so much! Please, mercy!!'

? The boys shuffled forward a little and saw a very different situation to what they had been imagining, and much more PG-rated.

Robin's many flowering arms were holding Luffy to the wall while Nami tickled him ruthlessly.

Phew... The guys relaxed and soon Luffy screamed 'Please let me go, Nami! I'm afraid of you, ok? Well, when you tickle me!'

'... Good enough.' She stopped the torture and Luffy sat with a thud on the floor, breathing heavily.

'I'll let you off with a little warning. I'm sure it was good example for the others.'

The boys froze.

'Yes, I know you're hiding in here. Don't freak out, I wouldn't do anything to you worse than what you just saw now.'

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'If you don;t scram now, you'll be sorry. Let's see, Chapter Seven, here's my bookmark! "Their passion rivaled the storm outside. Joe felt Ken's silky smooth hands caress his thighs with a gentle touch that brought fire to his skin. He moaned loudy and-thought 'Oh my God, what did Barbie teach this guy to make him so good?' "'

That was enough. The guys shot out from under the beds and fled as fast as possible. Well, Chopper was calmer about it, but didn't linger in case the was more tickled torture to come and Luffy headed off for the kitchen because the torture had made him hungry.

Nami stopped reading and smiled. 'That got rid of them quickly.'

'You sure scared them,' said Robin.

'Scared them good. And even if my book doesn't frighten Luffy, another torture session will.'

'There's more to that book than meets the eye, isn't there?'

'Yup. My dairy is hidden in here, and our finance details. I think it's safer like this.'

Robin laughed. 'How clever. Maybe the Marines would benefit from document concelment like this. What about the story? Did Vivi really recommend it?'

'She did, actually. There are loads of books like this in thew Alubarna Library. I'm not going to do anything naughty to the boys. Probably not. But it is fun making them squirm!'

Thank you for the first review! I decided to update right when I saw it. :) Oh, like my choice of characters for the extract from Nami's book?