AN: Dedicated to Ariaeris since I was writing to her when I got this idea plus her b-day was in April *late*
Vagina Face~
The gleaming, golden yellow curves innocently lying on his desk had Albus drooling.
He was staring Temptation in the face and Temptation knew it. Why didn't Harry take the blasted lemonhead? Albus glared childishly at the box of candies, the picture of the lemonhead and the real thing right next to his hand looking far too smug to be allowed, far too smug for a piece of hard candy anyways.
His mouth watered slightly at the thought of his mouth sucking right through the yellow surface and reaching the wonderful sweet pure white center of the candy.
Looking around quickly to make sure no one noticed his momentary weakness, (the door was closed, he was several stories up and no one was due to come inside) Albus popped Temptation into his mouth, the suck factor furiously working on his new treat.
Mouth puckered comically, eyes squinting at the sudden burst of flavor (it tasted mildly of dish soap and lemons, his favorite) the ancient lines and wrinkles in his face only highlighting his strange expression. Pink flesh, silvery hair and lines created his face.
Minerva, who had just walked in, had to laugh because her employer's face resembled something she thought a vagina would look like when she was younger.