Hello Doctor Who Hilarious Stuff Fans! Here is Chapter 3 just in time for Easter! Also if you look on my profile you will find a poll which allows YOU to choose what the next chapter's main characters are!
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What if you were at your Sunday mass and trees walk in at the middle of the mass, push the preacher out of the way and do the rest of the sermon themselves?
Chapter 3: Dalek Wedding:
Setting: Cardiff, England
Time: 1300 hours
Doctor: Ninth Doctor
He had to get there. He had to stop it. It was going to start soon and he couldn't let that happened. He turned the street corner in hot pursuit. He jumped over some carts that were on the sidewalk. He made it! "One banana-pickle ice cream in a pretzel cone, please!" says the Doctor. That wasn't the real reason he was rushing but he felt like he wanted some ice cream. "Ok, then!" says the ice cream vendor who just got done watching some children's British television show. The Doctor the whole time couldn't stop staring at his rather hideous goatee (Please tell me you know who this is!).
After continuing sprinting with his awkward flavored ice cream the Doctor finally made it into the church and busted through the doors. The usher, Mickey Smith, tried to stop him form getting inside but the Doctor's superior body (we're talking about the ninth doctor here, not the skinny tenth) broke through. "I object the Doctor shouted out in front of a whole mass full of large people who were looking at the body of a much larger, uglier green alien. The same moment every one of the people except for the Doctor broke wind multiple times, signaling the Doctor that he was at the wrong church, even though he already go the idea he was in the wrong place. He dashed out of the church and ran through an alley way where some homeless guys were playing cricket.
There it was! There was the church he had to get to. He scoped out the usher with his new James Bond patented binoculars to find that the usher was just a large standing lamp in a suit (I mean it was seriously just a lamp!) He rushed pass the lamp that fell over due to the wind and busted through the door to see the most hideous sight imaginable.
It was a mass full of Daleks with a Dalek preacher and everything and the hated couple. It was a Dalek who seemed somewhat frightened out of its armor and Rose, the Doctor's faithful companion, who had Jack's gun (the gun that Jack Harkness made out of the de-fabricator in the Bad Wolf episode), pointed at the Dalek's head incase the Dalek were to say no about being wed with her. "I obje….." the Doctor uttered to the Daleks who were staring at him, "What the hell Rose I thought you wee in trouble because the Dalek wanted to marry you! But you are the one forcing the Dalek to marry you! Forget this, I am going for some more Ice cream!" shouted the Doctor who was very cross with her. "Oh well who needs him" said Rose kissing the Dalek who wouldn't even try to show any affection because he was too scared of this crazy earthling.
The Doctor went to the same vendor and ordered the same ice cream flavor. "Do you want to go bowling?" he said to the familiar, ugly looking ice cream man. "My shift ends in five minutes." He said not even looking at the Doctor because he was watching his children's show. "Ok then, bowling it is!" the Doctor said.
I hope you enjoyed Chapter 3 of my story and I will be making more and funnier chapters! I hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know the Face of Boe did! Teleport home safely!