Hello Everyone! Here is Chapter 4 inspired by my older brother: Otokage, and it is also dedicated to him! Here it is Chapter 4!
If a movie theater were ever filled with zombies then these secret agents would kill them there own ways. James Bond: Go total Commando on them! Austin Powers: Take out his little pistol, shoot them with it, and Judo-Chop there necks to break them. And Jacques Clouseau would probably just slip on a banana peel and the zombies would instantly combust! Different strokes for different blokes I guess?
Chapter 4: The $10 Invasion
Setting: The scene where the Family of Blood use their Scarecrow soldiers to attack the school, only problem is that both sides only get $10 to protect or invade the school!
They were coming, coming up the hill fast. They had to get ready to protect themselves. Right away John Smith went to the basement of the school and brought out the decades old gattling gun. With shooting out at least 21 2 cm. by 2 cm. bullets, that shot out at the amazing speed of ½ a mile per hour. They were ready!
The family finally made it up the hill when the Family's son calls out to the army.
"SOLDIERS!" he screamed in that high pitch annoying, girly tone. All of a sudden a cheap sounding battle music start to play as one scarecrow walks up the hill to the son's side. "SOLDIERS," he screams again, even louder and longer making it even more annoying. And again one more scarecrow walks up the hill. "Where are the other soldiers?" he asks the scarecrow. It points over at a big picnic bench with the sign "Break" on it and his beloved and "effective" soldiers eating dunkin' donuts.
Attack!
Suddenly the two scarecrows limped over to the front lines with the cheap battle music in the background. John Smith started to sing in a beat that went like the song "War of 1812" that went like this: "Oh we fired our rounds but the soldiers kept a coming. Fired our rounds but there was a lot less then there was with the budget. We fired our rounds but those scarecrows kept a coming. All the way up to the front of our schoooo, oooooo, ooooo, ooooo, ooo, oool!" he sang irritably. They were advancing but we started to fire out thousands of bullets even though to regular flesh it would only be as strong as a finger poking you. But to a scarecrow soldier it would do mega impact on where the hit.
We kept shooting until one of the soldiers tripped on a rock and fell.
"We have lost too many soldiers, Retreat!" he hollered to the one soldier who just shrugged and followed his master in hot pursuit. "Hooray!" we all screamed as the opposing $10 army retreated into the hills.
That was Chapter 4 in honor of Otokage! Also look out for my new story Pokemon Spotlight!