Candy: Guess what?
Inuyasha: -sighs- What?
Candy: Guess
Sesshoumaru: What!?! -Growls-
Candy: Ok, drum roll please
Hershey's: Quit being stupid, we're losing the crowd here.
Candy: We have our first question!!!!!!!
Kagome: Well read it already.
Candy: Ok here goes, Okay. Naraku, why are your eyes red? The natural eye colors range from yellow, green, brown, blue, violet mixes, black, and occasionally those that change due to the owner's mood, to which I plead guilty. But red eyes are severely uncommon. Why do you have them?
Naraku: Well if you must know…
Sango: Where did he come from?
Hershey's: Same place you did
Naraku: It's because I was born evil and they make me look irresistibly cool and sexy. –Grins happily-
-Everyone stares-
Miroku: Or so you think.
Naraku: Hey!
Candy: -Pulls out next question card- Hey look Hershey's someone has given us some good ideas for the Interview.
Hershey's: -reads the card and smiles-
Miroku- Uh-oh
Candy: Well first of all, for all of you that have been wondering the people who are here are Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Kirara, Kouga, Ayame, Kikyou, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Jaken, Naraku, Kagura, and Kanna.
Hershey's: Yeah sorry about that folks.
Candy: Anyway next question, ok, Sesshomaru, Do you see Rin as your own pup?
Ok, Inuyasha, we know Kagome is like Shippo's mommy, so do you see yourself as a big brother or as a father figure? Also, can I tweak your ears? Pretty please?
Miroku, are you a masochist? (Person who gets his jollies from pain.) You seem to like getting hit by pretty girls, especially Sango, other wise you'd learn to keep your hands to your self.
Sesshoumaru: …
Candy: Spotlight -Spotlight goes on Sesshoumaru- Now answer the question.
Sesshoumaru: A demon as powerful as myself would never think to… -looks down at Rin's puppy-dog pout and sighs- the answer is yes. -Looks defeated-
Inuyasha: Aw Sesshoumaru has his own little girl and still a virgin.
Sesshoumaru: -glares at Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: Shutting up now.
Inuyasha: Changing the subject, well Kagome has pointed out that I'm like a brother to Shippo but I just don't see how I'm like that to the little runt. AND STAY AWAY FROM MY EARS!!!
Candy: Calm down -Tweaks Inuyasha's ears anyway-
Shippo: Besides I would never think that stupid jerk could be my brother.
Inuyasha: What did you say?!? -Hits Shippo in the head like 100 times-
Kagome: You see what I mean? Brothers.
Miroku: No I'm not a masochist; I simply think that it is worth the pain especially when the lovely Sango does it. -Rubs Sango's butt- And I just can't help myself.
Sango: PERVERT!!!! -Slaps him so hard that he falls unconscious.-
Sesshoumaru: What the hell do you see in this guy?
Inuyasha: He'll never learn.
Hershey's: Well that's it for now but just to make it interesting, we're going to torture someone today and we'll do it everyday only you get to vote who the next victim is.
-Everyone stares in fear-
Candy: Today we personally chose Miroku since he can't keep his hands to himself.
Sango: I agree.
Hershey's: Let's see what's behind door number one. -Grabs Miroku and pulls him over to a bright red door-
Candy: You get a trip to Happy Evil Bunny Land Tokyo.
Miroku: NO WAIT PLEASE!!!! SANGO HELP ME!!!
Candy: ha just kidding.
Miroku: Thank goodness
Candy: The bunnies aren't happy –laughs and pushes a crying Miroku into the door-
Hershey's: He'll stay in there until we get more questions by the way.
Miroku inside door: Help!!! Send more questions, they're going to EAT ME!!!
Candy: Better hurry with those questions and don't forget to vote for who you want to torture next. Will it be Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Kikyou, Naraku, Shippo, Kirara, Jaken, Rin, Kanna, Kagura, Kouga, Ayame, or Sesshoumaru?