Inuyasha: Welcome back to Inuyasha Interviews with your hostesses, Candy and Hershey's. Did I do it right?
Candy: Perfect, yep you guessed it, it's time for another chapter of Inuyasha Interviews and we have more questions.
Hershey's: AAAHHHH!!!!!
Candy: What in the world is wrong with you?
Hershey's: J-Jaken, he's been DEEP FRIED!!!!
Jaken: Why didn't anyone save me?
Candy: Because look around, no one here likes you.
Rin: I like you Master Jaken but those people looked really hungry and kind of scary.
Hershey's: -Pushes the buzzer-
Buzzer: Meow
Candy: Umm?
Hershey's: Yeah, we're getting the buzzer fixed.
Candy: Oh anyway here's the question, Hi Guys! Sesshomaru you are so HOT. Same to Naraku. But, I would never date Naraku cuz he's evil. Now, Sesshomaru and Naraku, did you know that people pair you two up with
Kagome? As like mates? Yeah.
Inuyasha, would you ever mate with Sango?
Sango, why don't you just tell Miroku you love him already?
And, Kagome would you ever consider mating with Sesshomaru?
Thanks Guys! And, Sesshomaru, I like so love you.
Sesshoumaru and Naraku: WHAT!!!!
Inuyasha: Say what now?
Kagome: WHA!!!!
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru does not approve of being mated to someone so insignificant no matter how hot I may be.
Naraku: She's so pathetic; never would I think to mate her.
Kagome: I'm standing right here people, do you hear me?
Candy: Yeah we here you and we smell you, pop a tic-tac and shut up.
Inuyasha: I could never mate Sango; she's my friend and a partner in battle. I like her but not like that.
Sango: Aw Inuyasha, you see me as a friend. –Smiles approvingly-
Sango: I don't know what you're talking about. I and Miroku are just close friends. -Blushes furiously.-
Candy: Sure and just three ducks in a girl suit. –Giggles-
Kagome: NO!!! He's evil and a heartless murderer, I would never.
Kagura: Did you forget that he's right here?
Kikyou: Idiot
Jaken: FOOLISH GIRL YOU WOULD BE LUCKY TO MATE LORD SESSHOUMARU!!!!
Inuyasha: -hits Jaken over the head really hard.-
Kouga: Why would Kagome waste her time with those two dogs when she will be MY wife?
Ayame: But Kouga you promised to marry me! –Grabs Kouga and squeezes him-
Candy: Ok, while you people are working out your differences let's continue with the questions. This one is for Inuyasha, I love this! Such a great idea! I'm also a newbie Inyasha fan, so it's good that I can come to experienced ones for answers. Ok, for Inuyasha: I think you and Kagome make a good couple. Do you really have feelings for her, or for Kikyou? Love you Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: Well to tell you the truth, I'm not really sure. I feel like I have to be there for Kikyou because of what happened but then I have to be there for Kagome also.
Candy and Hershey's: AW!!!
Inuyasha: -Glares at them-
Candy: Anyway next question, how did Sango make her weapon? Next victim Sango plz plz!
Sango: I hand crafted it out of demon bones. Wait, me as the next victim?
Inuyasha: Didn't see that coming.
Kagome: Be strong Sango
Candy: Sorry Sango but I can't disappoint the readers.
Hershey's: Next question, yay, jaken got tortured! I was going to vote for him but instead I'll vote for
kinky-hoe. So Sesshomaru, you're still a virgin huh? I can help you with that, what do you say? O. Would it matter if I said I wasn't human, just forced to live as one
because I killed so many? Karma is a bi-otch!
Jaken, why do u you REALLY protect Rin? It's o.k. to say you like her, every one likes the little cutie!
Jaken, are you in love with lord Sesshomaru?
And again, please ki ...er, torture kinky-hoe.
Jaken: I'm so unappreciated.
Candy: I told, no one likes you.
Sesshoumaru: I am…afraid.
Inuyasha: There you go Sesshoumaru, she's perfect. Sooner or later you'll end up like her to because of all the humans you've killed so might as well right?
Sesshoumaru: Shut up Inuyasha.
Jaken: I only protect that foolish human girl for Lord Sesshoumaru!
Hershey's: Which brings us to the second question, are you in love with Sesshoumaru?
Kagome: You're gay? I never knew.
Inuyasha: I KNEW IT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: Say it's not so, Jaken.
Jaken: NO, I serve Lord Sesshoumaru but I don't…I hate my life.
-Alarm goes off-
Candy: What was that?
Hershey's: The lie detector.
-Everyone backs away from Jaken-
Sesshoumaru: Ok, NOW I'm afraid!
Hershey's: We have one more card and it says, LMAO this is funny and apparently you hate kinky-ho too...YAY! ok um...Inuyasha is hiding his feelings...OOH I HAVE A QUESTION!
Inuyasha, why do you always act like Mr. Macho around Sango, Miroku and Shippo, but Mr. Softie around Kagome?
SESSHY-KUN! If you hate humans, why did you save Rin after she was killed by a pack of wolves?
Kinky-hoe I mean Kikyou, why CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!
that is all update asap!
Inuyasha: I'm not Mr. Softie! And Mr. Macho isn't an act, it's not my fault I'm tougher than they are.
-An alarm goes off-
Candy: He just acts tough because he has to protect everyone but he's really a fluffy marshmallow inside just like Sesshoumaru.
Sesshoumaru: How did I get into this?
Sesshoumaru: It was the whim of Tenseiga that forced me to revive her.
-Alarm goes off even louder-
Hershey's: So you did because you felt compassion because of when she came to help you after you had gotten hit by the Wind Scar even though you didn't need help and even though she was just an orphan human girl she still wanted to help you get better?
Sesshoumaru: I give up, that's pretty much it.
Rin: -Smiles brightly-
Kikyou: I refuse to die.What's with this Kinky-ho?
Kagome: It pretty much speaks for itself doesn't it?
Kikyou: That's it ho I'm sick of your attitude. –prepares to cat-fight-
Kagome: If you want some, get some.
Miroku: This is the best.
Sango: -hits Miroku on the head-
Sesshoumaru: Quick, someone get the pop corn.
Inuyasha: I knew this would happen.
-Kagome and Kikyou cat fight while Candy searches through the questions.-
Candy: Hey, that means we have a tie for the victim. It is either Sango or Kikyou.
Hershey's: Both
Candy: Good idea.
Sango and Kikyou: -Screams-
Candy: Sango, we're going to make you watch reruns of barney until your brain explodes. -Ties Sango to a chair pushes her into the room with the purple door-
Hershey's: And for you Kikyou, I mean Kinky-ho, we're going to tie you up and paint you to look like a piñata then hang to from a tree branch in front of sugar crazed kids. –Gets rope, paint, and goes into a blue door, dragging along Kikyou.-
Candy: Well that's it for now.
Kouga: Ok why am I here? I'm not getting any questions.
Kagura: Neither is me, Kanna, Naraku, or Ayame.
Hershey's: We discussed this, it's because no one likes you people. Anyway till next time bye!