Candy: Guess what time it is?
Hershey's: I don't know what time it is?
Candy and Hershey's: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!
Candy: Ha it's time for more questions.
Hershey's: First we want to thank everyone who has been reviewing, we appreciate it.
Candy: So let's get started shall we? But first why don't we see how Kikyou and Sango are doing.
Sango: MAKE THE IMAGES STOP!!!! GET THE SONGS OUT OF MY HEAD!!! HE'S MAD I TELL YA MAD!!!! –Shakes Inuyasha.-
Inuyasha: I think we all know who here is mad. Are you ok Kik-ouch? What happened to you?
Kikyou: What do you think jackass? Those kids are evil.
Candy: Anyway first question, you guys are seriously freaking me out. My profile-mentioned alter-ego has a question.
Saphira: I have a question for InuYasha. In the third movie, you told Kagome you never overreacted and then you whirled and growled furiously at a passing truck.
Was that a conscious decision or are you just stupid?
Saphira, that wasn't nice.
Saphira: Big flippin' whoop. I vote for...InuYasha as the victim!
Inuyasha: What did you say?!?
Kagome: Now, calm down Inuyasha. He just said it because it makes him seem stronger, even though he's already strong enough.
Inuyasha: You'll pay for that. –Unsheathes Tetsuseiga-
Sesshoumaru: You're fighting a card.
Inuyasha: I know that, I was challenging Saphira.
Candy: You do know that Saphira is her alter-ego.
Inuyasha: So?
Candy: So you can't… you know what it's just easier to call you stupid.
Hershey's: Next question, ok I read and kanna, naraku, ayame, and koga are sad cause of no questions.
So...1, naraku why do you have a spider burn on your back? 2, kanna you look so bored doing naraku's bidding, so why don't you get some sun and kick him in the balls saying do it your self? 3, ayame what would your wedding look like if you really married koga? And FINNALY 4, koga you know you can't have kagome-chan, so why keep going to kagome-chan when ayame says you said you would marry her? Please answer! And ja-ne means see ya stupid kinky-hoe-I mean kikyo...stupid dead thingy.
Kagura: YOU FORGOT ME!!!!
Hershey's: Shut up, answer the questions.
Naraku: I have a spider burn mark on my back because the bandit Onigumo, in which I originated from, was severely burnt and it was a spider demon who led the demons that merged with his body to create me. And it makes me look sexy.
Everyone: YOU ARE NOT SEXY!!!!!!
-I'm too sexy for my shirt comes on-
Naraku: -sings along and strip dances-
Everyone: -Screams and passes out.-
Hershey's: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT TO TORTURE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!!
Candy: Calm down besides the readers want to watch Inuyasha to be tortured.
Inuyasha: Uh-oh
Kanna: Huh? I never thought of that. –Smiles evilly-
Kagura: Kanna?
Kanna: I HATE YOU, YOU GAY, WANNABE, MONKEY!!!! SCREW YOU AND NEXT TIME YOU TRY THAT DO THIS DO THAT MESS WITH ME I'LL SHOVE THAT MONKEY SUIT SO FAR UP YOUR…
Candy: Hey, calm down.
-Everyone cowers in fear-
Kanna: Oh sorry, I guess I just needed to vent. –Walks over to Naraku and jerks at him like she was going to hurt him, making him jump but she just continues to walk. –I got you in check-
Ayame: Our wedding would be extravagant with a lot of people by the lake during the lunar rainbow like when Kouga proposed to me.
Miroku: That seems nice.
Sango: Can I help?
Kouga: WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED. My heart belongs to Kagome only and I will never give up until I have her.
Hershey's: Which will be…?
Everyone: NEVER!!!!!
Shippo: Get over it.
Hershey's: Wow our next question is long. We're loved. Well here goes, LOL! Hey guys I almost died laughing. Well here are my questions!
Inu-If you had to choose between Kagome or the HO(aka Kikyou) who would it is.
Don't say both because If you do the will burn to death courtesy of the evil
Frogs that spy on you while holding AK-47s and flamethrowers. What would you do
If you met a drop dead awesomely butiful girl that was also a hanyu dog demon?
Will you marry me?
Kagome-You stink(no offense to kagomeluvers)and how will you like to die? By my
hands or an evilfrogs feet?
Naraku-Why do you look like a girl? Is it because you are one? Do you have a
crush on kagura? Is Kanna your child? O.o
Kagura-Do you have a soft spot for Kohaku? Do you see Kanna as your little
daugter or sibling? Do you like Naraku?
Kouga- Why do you call inu a mutt when your one and your gay? Do you like him?
Will you die at my hands? YOU SUCK!
Sango-When did you find Kirara? Do you blaim yourself for Naraku getting a hold
of your brother?
Shippo-How old are you and do you like frogs?
Sesshy-My sister thinks you drop-dead-sexy and will you marry her so rin can
finally have a mom?
Miroku-Will you go out with naraku if he was a girl?
Jaken- will you die?
Kanna- Do you feel anything at all?
Rin- How old are you and do you like to be paired up with sesshy in some
stories?
Kirara- How would you feel about becoming my house cat?
Ayame-What do you see in that freaky, ugly, werid wolf that i want to hurt?
the freky ho- You should be paired up with kouga or Naraku because your all
hos! You could be one Ho of a family! What would you do if you saw inu getting
close to another girl?
To all-What would you guys do if you met Aragon, Legolos, and Gimli from lord
of the rings?
To hershy's and Candy-You're doing awesome! Hope this is enough questions for
your next chappie! Keep up the good work! i want Koga to be tortued next because
he's a ho and my army of 10 frogs agree. Please hurry!
Candy: Dang that's a lot thank you.
Hershey's: My head is spinning. –Passes out from lack of oxygen for trying to read it all in one breath.-
Inuyasha: What's spying on us? This is no longer a safe interview. I give up, I can't take it any more. I would choose Kagome. I'm sorry Kikyou but you died a long time ago and you are evil now. You're just not the woman I loved and now I love Kagome. It's over with us.
Candy: JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!!
Sesshoumaru: Can I kill her now?
Candy: No we might need her for future questions or possibly torturing.
Inuyasha: It depends on if I fell in love with you.
Kagome: INUYASHA SIT BOY!!!!
Inuyasha: -falls face first into the ground- I was just telling the truth.
Kagome: I'd like to see you or your stinky frogs to try to destroy me.
Sesshoumaru: It is not that hard.
Miroku: Taking all bets. My money is on the reader!
-Everyone holds up money and agrees-
Naraku: Well some of the demons that I absorb to make my body are…female.
Sesshoumaru: OH!!!!
Inuyasha: -Laughs- That is too rich!
Miroku: I can't believe it.
Kagura: Why not? I mean have you ever seen the size of his…you know?
Everyone: -Jumps out of their seats- OH!!!
Hershey's: I'm going to need therapy after this. –eye twitches-
Candy: Continue with the questions.
Naraku: I do not have such feelings for Kagura, she is my incarnations, formed from my body, you know like my…
Kouga: DAUGHTER!!!!!
Miroku: I didn't know men could have kids.
Naraku: And it's the same with Kanna.
Sango: Is there something you want to share with the class?
-Everyone laughes-
Sesshoumaru: YOU GAY FREAK!!!!
Kagura: I feel sorry for the kid, that's it. And Kanna is my older sister because she was created before me. I DESPISE THAT CREATURE NARAKU!!!!
Rin: Do you love Lord Sesshoumaru, Lady Kagura?"
Kagura: OF COURSE NOT!!!!
-Lie detector goes off and everyone is silent-
Sesshoumaru: -Blushes-
Inuyasha: He's blushing!!!! You can't that, it's like painting white paper red.
Rin: Told you Jaken, now pay up.
Jaken: -sighs- That was my last bit.
Kouga: I'm not a mutt and I'm certainly not gay.
Candy: Good because I think we've had enough surprises for today.
Kouga: AND THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD LIKE THAT MUTT-FACED.
-Lie detector goes off-
Kagome and Ayame: Oh hell no
Sesshoumaru: YOU NASTY BISEXUAL!!!!!
Inuyasha: I knew it!
Sango: The skirt gave it away.
Rin: Lord Sesshoumaru, what does bisexual mean?
Everyone: NOTHING!!!!
Ayame: That's ok MY LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!!!
Sesshoumaru: Kouga, your girlfriend is a FREAK!!!
Kouga: I might as well die now.
Sango: Kirara was a gift from my father. And yes I blame myself but I vow to get him back. –glares at Naraku-
Shippo: I lost track of my age after my father died. But yes I like frogs.
Sesshoumaru: I will not marry someone I do not know.
Rin: Besides Lord Sesshoumaru, Master Jaken, and Ah-Un are enough family for me. Although a mother would be nice. –smiles up at Sesshoumaru-
Inuyasha: Better get busy.
Miroku: No, he cursed my family with the wind tunnel and he's evil.
Jaken: I must stay alive to serve Sesshoumaru.
-Everyone stares awkwardly at him-
Kanna: Yes but the jackass is too stuck on himself to notice. –glares at Naraku-
Rin: What do they mean by paired?
Shippo: You don't want to know.
Kirara: -sings the meow mix song-
Sango: She said as long as she has meow mix to eat and I come with her.
Ayame: Honestly I don't know.
Kikyou: I don't care about that worthless half-breed.
Candy: You're just mad because Inuyasha dumped you Jerry Springer style.
Everyone: I don't know.
Hershey's: Thank you.
Candy: Yeah you are awesome!!!!! Seriously
Hershey's: Well looks like we have another tie for the Torture Time!!!!
Candy: Kouga and Inuyasha, we're going to torture you 'Saw' style.
Kouga: What does that mean?
Hershey's: We trap you both in a way that will not kill you but torture you until you two find the word that will free you.
Candy: And you're going to be trapped in the chamber of bad smells for two very sensitive noses. –Drags Inuyasha in a black door and chains him up with demon proof chains.-
Hershey's: -Drags Kouga in and does the same thing.-
Candy and Hershey's: -step out of the room and start to pump it with nasty smell.- Skunk, sweaty gym socks, and 50 year old milk.
Inuyasha: AH! HELP ME! IT STINKS!!!
Kouga: THE WORD IS LOVE, CANDY, HERSHEY'S?
Candy: Well until next time, see ya!!!! Don't forget to send questions and votes.