Candy: Hi again. We're back for more fun and torturing.
Kagome: So how'd Houjo come out?
Hershey's: -peeks in room Houjo was attacked in- EW, you don't want to know. Inuyasha, Kouga, good job.
Candy: Anyway, our guest for today is Houjo; hopefully he heals in time to answer some questions. First question, ok first thank you to inu-kun and koga-kun for hurting hobo (hojo but really don't care) and second kagura why do you fly on a feather? It makes me wonder if you are afraid of heights. And I vote for rin NOT to get tortured. She's too cute! But I vote for the toad thing to get tortured again! Please? Thank you!
Kouga: No problem.
Inuyasha: I enjoyed it.
Kagura: I am the wind and a feather is just my trade mark. It stands for a bird and birds stand for the wind in the sky.
Candy: Really? Sure you didn't make that up?
Kagura: It's just how I was created.
Hershey's: Uh-huh
Jaken: ME!!!! TORTURED AGAIN!!! OH NO!!!!!
-Kool-Aid man pops out-
Kool-Aid man: OH YEAH!!!!
-Everyone stares-
Kool-Aid man: Next question, Ooh! I have some questions for InuYasha!! Brace yourselves though...-evil smile-
1, do you ever get...ahem...urges? ABOUT KAGOME? NOT kinky-ho, KAGOME? And did
You enjoy your kiss with Kagome in the second movie? And why did you both (InuYasha and Kagome) both blush at the end of the second movie? We all know you both wanted it, not just to change inuyasha back. And how the heck did InuYasha's sleeve become lots of little confetti thingys when Kagome and InuYasha kissed? And why did InuYasha hit Miroku instead of Sango when she asked what happened to his sleeve?
And finally, to kinky-hoe...you're jealous of Kagome, aren't you?
Oh and to candy and Hershey... (I hope I can do this) im giving you an
INDESTRUCTABLE LIE DETECTOR! NOTHING CAN BREAK IT! NOTHING! NOTHING!
bwahahahaha
Inuyasha: -Blushes furiously- W-what? I don't know what you're talking about. W-what kind of urges? Get your mind out of the gutter.
Hershey's: Answer the question.
Miroku: It's ok Inuyasha, we're all men and we all have those feelings. I think it's time you and Sesshoumaru had 'The Talk'.
Sesshoumaru: Why me? Why can't you do it?
Miroku: It's impossible, it's intolerable, it's against my religion.
Inuyasha: -hits Miroku over the head-
Kagome: I don't know what you're talking about. I never blushed.
-Lie detector goes off-
Candy: You're really starting to hate that lie detector aren't you? Strike one. Thank you for the indestructible lie detector by the way, it'll go to good use.
Inuyasha: She's the one who forced herself on me it's not like I wanted it to happen.
-Lie detector goes off-
Hershey's: Strike two.
Kagome: It was ONLY to turn him back, there was no other way.
-Lie detector goes off-
Candy: Strike three, you're out.
Inuyasha: Anyway, I don't understand the sleeve thing either. And about me hitting Miroku, I can't hit a girl and besides it's more fun to hit Miroku.
Miroku: Hey!!!
Kikyou: I AM NOT JEALOUS OF THAT TEENAGE WHORE!!!!
Sesshoumaru: She is so not Gellin, are you gellin?
Inuyasha: Like a fellin.
Hershey's: This is getting weird. Next question…
Kool-Aid man: Can I do it?
Hershey's: Would you let me do my job?
Kool-Aid man: P-please.
Candy: -Knocks over Kool-Aid man and watches as the glass shatters.-
Kool-Aid man: Oh NO!!!! –Dies-
Candy: Continue
Hershey's: Right, hi. Thanx for torturing houjo sry but he really needs to get a clue kag I hope your not mad at me for that ok my ? This time is... for INUYASHA
ok inuyasha do you realize that if you go to hell with kikyou u will be alone forever! listen i thought long and this. kikyou is part of kagomes soul and since the each have half the other part of the soul will want to go back to
become one again. so if kikyou drags you to hell her soul will go to kagome and you will be alone. and we all know you dont like to be alone. think about that. and also would you if still if you realized this. PLEASE SAY NO! TT stay with kagome!!
Kagome: I could never be mad at you but I am a little worried for Houjo's sake.
Inuyasha: I didn't realize that. And I don't know.
Sesshoumaru and Kouga: Idiot
Miroku: He hasn't a clue what goes on around him.
Sango: I almost feel sorry for him.
Candy: Besides I would hate for you to go to hell without fulfilling your life and have your father welcome you.
Sesshoumaru: Don't go, for your own sake Inuyasha, don't Go!!!
Hershey's: I don't even want to know. Next question, hilarious!
i have a few questions for houjo:
1. wen will you die?
2. can I be the one who kills you?
3. or will you let InuYasha kill you?
and a question for Kouga:
1. if kagome says she hates you... will you PLEASE die??
(nudges Kagome)...say it!...say it!!
Houjo: W-Why are you doing this to me?!? –Cries-
Kouga: Kagome would never say that and even if she did I still wouldn't give up.
Miroku: -Hits Kouga over the head with his staff, knocking him out- I'm sorry, I just couldn't take it any more.
Ayame: NO!!! Kouga, you'll pay for …
Sango: -Hits Ayame over the head with her boomerang, knocking her out- SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!
-Everyone stares at Sango-
Sango: -Smiles innocently- Next question, It seems to be getting rather hectic in there.
Saphira: I WANT TO KILL INUYASHA!
Me: Shut up, Saphira. I have just one more question. Kagura, whenever you pull that feather out, the wind always blows and then shows you rising into the sky.
How exactly do you make the feather grow, since it never shows it?
Oh, and Naraku, Sesshomaru, Kouga, InuYasha and Miroku, Get a life. You guys areIt seems to be getting rather hectic in there.
Saphira: I WANT TO KILL INUYASHA!
Me: Shut up, Saphira. I have just one more question. Kagura, whenever you pull that feather out, the wind always blows and then shows you rising into the sky.
How exactly do you make the feather grow, since it never shows it?
Oh, and Naraku, Sesshomaru, Kouga, InuYasha and Miroku, Get a life. You guys are nerds.
Inuyasha: SHUT UP!!!!! NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!
Kagura: The same way Inuyasha makes his Tetsusaiga transform. A flow of demonic energy is like steroids that make the feather grow in size and gives it the ability to fly.
Naraku: Why are we nerds?
Sesshoumaru: Don't include me in the same group as those idiots, I Sesshoumaru am above them.
Kouga: Get off yourself!
Inuyasha: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!
Miroku: Why am I included with them? I have done nothing wrong.
Hershey's: While you guys are wasting your life, we can continue.
Candy: Yes here we go, I agree with deep silver, Rin and Shippo are just little kids so they should be granted immunity from torture. I vote for kinky-hoe again.
Hershey's: Indeed they should but we can't, sorry.
Candy: SO LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A TIE AGAIN!!!!
-Everyone stops what they are doing-
Hershey's: JAKEN AND KIKYOU!!!!
Jaken and Kikyou: -noting Hershey's and Candy smiling evilly- Uh-oh
Hershey's: So what do you think we should do with them Candy?
Candy: I was thinking some alcoholic beverages, a dark closet, and the time from now till our next chapter.
Kikyou and Jaken: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Candy: -pours alcoholic drinks down their throats and locks them in a dark closet.- I'm kind of afraid of what might happened.
Hershey's: What harm could it do? It's an imp and a dead priestess.
Candy: We'll see…NEXT TIME!!!! Bye.