Candy: -Laughs hysterically-
Inuyasha: Shut up
-Everyone has a permanent look of disgust on their face except Rin, Shippo, and Kanna who are drooling of boredom.-
Sesshoumaru: I think I'm severely traumatized.
Kagome: I need therapy.
Hershey's: -Tears from laughing so hard- I can't breathe.
Candy: Ok I think I'm good, hi everyone and welcome back to Inuyasha Interviews. We have more questions so without further delay let's get it started.
Hershey's: Hey let's get it started in here, first question, I vote 4 kinky-hoe to be tortured again and my question is to kana and kinky-hoe y r the souls u have different like kinky-hoes souls are glowing balls and Kanna souls are a mist...
Kikyou: -Grows- Screw everyone, it's because mine are the souls of the dead.
Kanna: Mine are sucked right out of a living body so naturally they will look different.
Candy: Well that's already two votes for Kikyou.
Kikyou: TWO!!! THAT WAS ONLY ONE!!!
Candy: You remember the last chapter, I promised that vote would be counted in this chapter because everyone got tortured last time.
Kikyou: I hate my life.
Candy: Then die already.
Hershey's: Next question, I vote 4 kinky-hoe to be tortured again! And 4 my question Sesshomaru where in the 7 hells did you get you're moko moko (the furry thing 4 the people who don't know idiots) and what animal is it from?
Hershey's: Three votes, Kikyou you are about to break the Inuyasha Interview record, how do you feel?
Kikyou: Shut up
Sesshoumaru: I was born with it and it's my fur. It's a dog demon trade mark like I've explained before both of my parents have it also. If you look at my true dog form you will understand because it is also shown then. Inuyasha doesn't have it because he's a worthless half-demon.
Inuyasha: Ha –Laughs sarcastically- you should really go into comedy.
Hershey's: Anyway next question, hi me...again. '
Inuyasha I have to tell you I think I'm totally obsessed with your show. I even got my friend who doesn't even watch anime to like it! XD she loves shippou
Ok hhm. Ok this is for every one… well except for naraku. You all just killed naraku, what would be your wish on the shikon no tama if YOU had it. And Inuyasha don't say to become a full demon --
Inuyasha: Thank…you
Shippo: I'm so lovable
Sesshoumaru: -Hits Shippo over the head- I just wanted to see what my brother saw in hitting you. And I just LOVED it.
Kagome: HEY!!!! That's wasn't very nice.
Sesshoumaru: I'm not a nice guy.
Kagome: Well we could probably use it to bring Kohaku back to life.
Sango: I would wish for Kohaku to be returned from Naraku's hold unharmed.
Inuyasha: I'd wish to get out of this Interview.
Sesshoumaru: I could care less for the jewel.
Kagome: I'd wish for it to be destroyed so that no more grief can come of it.
Kagura: I'd wish for my freedom.
Shippo: I'd wish for father to come back.
Kikyou: I'd wish to have Inuyasha.
Ayame: I'd wish Kouga would marry me.
Kouga: I'd wish for you to leave me alone.
Kanna: I'd wish to be a normal girl.
Rin: I'd wish for everyone to be happy.
Jaken: I'd wish to become prime minister in Lord Sesshoumaru's rule over the Western Lands.
Miroku: I'd wish to tweak Inuyasha's ears.
Inuyasha: What the hell is wrong with you?
Kirara: Meow (Catnip)
Myouga: I'd wish to go to a blood bank.
Inuyasha: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!!!!
Myouga: I've been here since the beginning.
Candy: Anyway, next question, I'm so glad you guys love my alter-ego so much. I sure don't. I guess that's why she's my alter-ego. She'd comment on the chapter with me and throw more insults at InuYasha, only now she's too busy screaming a bumblebee flying around the room.
Anyway, I have a question for Sesshomaru that I've wondered for awhile now. His armor gets busted up about four times in the series. How does he get it fixed each time?
Inuyasha: Good!
Sesshoumaru: I go to a personal armory that makes me the same armor each time it is destroyed.
Hershey's: Oh, I thought it was magic.
Candy: You would think that. Next question, Candy and Hershey, thank you for not hurting the kiddies, the doctor and dentist are very good tortures for kids.
I have a couple of questions this time.
Sesshomaru, under what circumstances would you admit you love your little brother?
What kind of woman are you looking for?
And can I pet your fluffy?
Inu, how many kids do you want with Kagome?
Would your kids be 1/2 youkai, 1/4 youkai, or totally human?
Shippo, Rin, please put your fingers in your ears right now...
Sesshomaru, did you know some fan girls actually write lemons about you and RIN?! I know, yuck!
Ok, Kagome, could you take the children's fingers out of their ears now? Thanks
Rin: But that shot really hurt. –Rubs arm-
Shippo: Yeah and that dentist pulled out one of my lose fangs. –Shows a gap by smiling-
Sesshoumaru: None
Candy: Not even for a Scooby snack, huh Scooby-dufus.
Sesshoumaru: Excuse me? –Glares at Candy-
Hershey's: What about if you were at your last breath? Or Inuyasha was dying in front of you?
Sesshoumaru: Absolutely not –lie detector goes off-
Candy: And there it goes.
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru would like…wait why am I answering this question.
Hershey's: Because you don't have a choice.
Sesshoumaru: I'll give you a hint it's not the kind of girl you would expect.
Candy: Oh, you go on with your bad self fluffy.
Sesshoumaru: You will address me as Sesshoumaru.
Candy: You can call yourself Squeaky the space dog for all I care, but that doesn't make your behind a rocket pack.
Sesshoumaru: What is it with my moko moko that allures you people?
Hershey's: It's fluffy.
Sesshoumaru: -Sighs- Fine.
Inuyasha: I'm thinking at least three; I found that two kids just don't work out. –Glares at Sesshoumaru-
Kagome: W-what?
Inuyasha: I'm thinking they would be ¼ demon.
Rin and Shippo: -covering their ears- La la la la la
Sesshoumaru: -Chokes- -Chokes more- -Hack- -Falls over twitching.-
Kagome: Sure thing –unplugs their ears-
Rin: What's wrong with Lord Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: -cough-
Inuyasha: -Laughs wildly-
Hershey's: Next, OMG! I LOVE YOU STORY! INUYASHA I love you but um I had a really good idea and you haven't got torture so I vote yashiee. My idea it you could have him in a room with a tape recorder (indestructible) of kagome saying SIT!
Inuyasha: -Stops laughing- Say what now?
Candy: Don't worry Inuyasha; Kikyou still beats you by two votes.
Hershey's: Wow listen to this one, Omg I voted like last time! Sorry inu-puppy I love you but I'd be funny (case you don't 'member its Inuyasha in a room with a (indestructible) tape recorder playing 'gomes voice saying SIT!)
Candy: Uh, I guess she beats you by only one. Ah heck why not.
Inuyasha: Why not what?
Hershey's: Why not we just put the same kind of beads on Kikyou and throw her in there with the tape recorder?
Kikyou: WHAT!!!
Inuyasha: Phew ok
Hershey's: And you, Inuyasha sorry but this person really wants to see it. –Puts beads around Kikyou's neck and pushes both of them in the room with the tape recorder.-
Inuyasha: THIS IS SO EVIL!!!
Kikyou: -SCREAMS-
Candy: Well that's it for now so till next time peace.
Inuyasha and Kikyou: -Curses-