Kikyou: -grumbles- That hurt so very much.
Inuyasha: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!!!!!
Candy: -Laughs- Well I must say that I'm impressed none of you two are too enraged.
Inuyasha: Oh trust me, the rage is coming.
Kikyou: What have I done to deserve this?
Hershey's: Let me get my list. –Pulls out a LONG scroll-
Kikyou: Never mind.
Hershey's: Anyway we have a lot to do today so without further delay let's get started. First question, thank you thank you thank you thank you! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA kinky ho go die I hope you die because of the sits! I LOVE YOUR STORY!! I vote kanna cus she's evil or koga!!
Kikyou: The feeling's mutual.
Hershey's: Well that was a vote but either way it's still good. Next, aw! Poor inu-kun! And only inu-kun! The kinky-hoe can stay in the room for all I care. And a question for naraku, why do you want that kinky-hoe dead? I mean onigumo wants her so just let him out and let him have her! Geez! And candy and hershey keep it up! And I vote for miroku to be tortured this time.
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Naraku: Why should I have to suffer just because Onigumo is blind, deaf and stupid when it comes to choosing women?
Kikyou: Excuse me?
Naraku: Did I st-st-stutter, besides what can you really do with a clay pot?
Kikyou: -growls-
Candy: Looks like there's trouble in paradise for the happy couple.
Kikyou and Naraku: WHAT!!!
Candy: -Presses the buzzer- moving on, First off, Rin honey, I know shots hurt but they keep you from getting sick.
And Shippo, sweetie, if the dentist pulled your tooth he must have thought that was the best thing to do. Plus if you put that fang under your pillow maybe the tooth fairy nudges Kagome will visit you.
See Sesshomaru, I am very maternal.
And I have an idea to torture Miroku. Sango, you are going to LOVE this one. Lock him in a room with a gay man who can't keep his hands to his self so he can see what it's like for himself!
And Inuyasha, you made fun of Sesshomaru being a virgin. Well let me ask you, are YOU a virgin? Or is that why you keep running to kinky-hoe?
Well my beloved Sesshomaru, you can either make fun of Inuyasha, or watch him get sat. Either way it should be fun. Enjoy. By the way, my offer still stands. ;)
Rin and Shippo: REALLY!!!! –Smiles sweetly-
Shippo: I can't wait for the tooth fairy to come; I just hope I'll be able to thank her. Thank you nice lady.
Kagome: Great there goes my last 20.
Sesshoumaru: I still don't know you and I don't understand how all of these people know us.
Candy: Oh well you see you're being watched by millions of people world wide in another world.
Inuyasha: How? –Looks around-
Hershey's: That's for us to know and you to never find out.
Kagome: Millions? –O.O-
Candy: Yep.
Sango: You are right I do love it. –Grins evilly-
Miroku: Oh no. You wouldn't.
Sango: I can and I will.
Inuyasha: Hell yeah I am. But then again I'm sure everyone in this room is. –Everyone looks at Miroku-
Miroku: What? I'm offended.
Sango: You can't blame us though.
Sesshoumaru: Ok but the point is no one here has lost their virginity so no one here can talk.
Kagome: -Raises her hand meekly-
Inuyasha: YOU DIDN'T!!!!
Kagome: Just kidding –Laughs-
Candy: -pulls a string that pours a bucket of slime on Kagome- You are the weakest link goodbye.
Kagome: -growls-
Hershey's: That's not funny. –Sighs in relief-
Candy: Anyway next question, Hey anyway I just wanna say I luv this show!! Oh and miroku my friend said she will bear your child! Anyway on with questions
1. This one is for kouga...do you wear something under that skirt of yours?? Oh and about the bisexual thing r u really bi (either way ur still HOTT!)
2. Ayame I think u don't love kouga ur obsessed I saw u peeking on him while he was bathing (although I was peeking 2 --)
3. OMG! I just read a sesshyXKags fanfic with lemons sesshoumaru what do u have 2 say!!
4. Kikyo I don't hate u im actually a fan of u KIKYO 4EVER
5. Inuyasha um if u were wearing shoes wats ur size wink
Miroku: Excellent I can't wait to meet your beautiful friend. She is beautiful right?
Sango: -Hits Miroku over the head with her boomerang-
Kouga: No I don't, I enjoy the breeze.
Everyone: -Backs away from Kouga-
Kouga: AND I AM NOT BI!!!!!!! –Waits for lie detector-
Sesshoumaru: Then why the hell did you have to wait for the lie detector to go off.
Candy: Are you not sure? Are you confused right now?
Ayame: I don't know what you're talking about. –Looks suspicious. - HEY, stay away from my Kouga you hussy.
Kouga: I DON'T BELONG TO YOU!!!!
Kagura: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!! GOSH YOU TWO ARE STARTING TO GET ON MY LAST DAMN NERVES!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: This is inexcusable, why do you all think I would lower myself into liking an infuriating woman such as that priestess.
Kagome: My name is Kagome you stuck-up prick.
Jaken: That girl has a death wish.
Myouga: I agree.
Inuyasha: -Laughs-
Sesshoumaru: -prepares to strike-
Sango: No Sesshoumaru, calm down.
Miroku: Just say sorry Kagome, you forgot that he's related to Inuyasha, the temper runs in the family.
Kikyou: Thank you, finally someone appreciates me.
Kouga: Shut up.
Inuyasha: What kind of question is that?
Candy: You'll understand when you're older. Right we're going on, the questions are getting weird. I have yet another one I have been wondering.
This one really perplexed me from the third movie. Sesshomaru, you had the Tenseiga in hand the entire time you were fighting Souunga after Tokijiin got all beaten up. How is it, since Tenseiga cannot kill, you were able to summon
The Dragon Strike with it? Also, how is it, when you first acquired Tokijiin, you knew EXACTLY how to use it, what to do with it? You'd only just gotten it after having to track it halfway across the country or so.
Sesshoumaru: If you remember the fight with the panther demon tribe.
Inuyasha: Oh I remember that, you were a little more cranky than usual.
Sesshoumaru: Well do you remember that really big cat that they resurrected? Well the dragon strike is an attack made to kill the undead by stealing the soul used to resurrect the being. Like for instance when the cat had devoured the souls of the panther demons the dragon strike was what had returned their souls to their bodies. So I was able to summon the dragon strike because Takemaru was of the undead persuasion.
Candy: Wow
Sesshoumaru: And I knew how to use the Tokijin because I gave the Kaijimbo the fangs to forge it. So I knew how to use it because the sword was originally made for me, even though it possessed Kaijimbo.
Candy: Again wow.
Hershey's: Anyways next question, Ha ha, you guys this is a funny story. It's rather enjoyable. Well here are my questions
Sesshomaru- Will you ever be interested in Rin when she gets older or will you fall in love with Kagura and adopt Rin as a child
Also Sesshomaru do you despise your father when he gave Tetsusaiga to your half brother, Inuyasha
Kagome- Do you like to abuse the word 'sit' on inuyash cause it's fun to do?
Kouga- Why don't you like Ayame? She is a nice girl and just so you know from me. You'll never get Kagome.
Inuyasha- Do you admit that you are jealous if Kagome was around other males that check her out? Like Kouga?
Miroku- Was it Houshi, your guardian when you were young, the one who taught you to be perverted? Also, why do you flirt with girls even though it would enrage
Sango?
Shippo- Do you really find Kagome as a mother to you? Also you and Rin are so cute!
Kanna- Are you and Kagura really close? I know dumb question.
Well that's all and I vote for Kikyo and what the heck Miroku to be tortured. He deserves it for making Sango jealous.
Also Candy and Hershey! You guys rock!!
Sesshoumaru: Probably not to the first one, she is more like a daughter to me and just plain no to the second one.
Kagura: WHY NOT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: No comment
Inuyasha: Wouldn't that be just like dating Naraku?
Kagura: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!
Inuyasha: Nothing, I'm just saying…
Sesshoumaru: No I do not despise my father. I only despise the many mistakes he made, Inuyasha being one of them.
Inuyasha: Oh you are so funny –laughs sarcastically-
Kagome: Umm well just a little.
Inuyasha: WHAT!!!! You are a horrible person.
Kagome: Inuyasha sit boy.
-Inuyasha crashes into the floor-
Inuyasha: I hate my life.
Kouga: There's no doubt that Ayame is a very nice, strong, and attractive girl but my heart only belongs to the beautiful Kagome. I WILL GET HER NO MATTER WHAT!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I should have killed you when I had the chance.
Inuyasha: Why should I have to be jealous?
Candy: You don't ask questions, you answer them. It is a yes or no question; don't make me get my whooping stick.
Inuyasha: No
-Lie detector goes off-
Candy: Just give up on lying already people.
Miroku: No, this magnificent trait, I inherited from my father. I simply can't control this cursed hand of mine.
Naraku: That doesn't have anything to do with it, you're just nasty.
Shippo: Yeah, I never knew my mother so I'm glad I have Kagome.
Kagome: Aw Shippo I'm glad I have you too.
Rin: Now I can give her a flower too. –Gives flower to reviewer-
Kanna: She is my sister and the closest to me.
Kagura: Yes, Kanna is worth more to me than any one.
Candy and Hershey's: AW!!!!
Inuyasha: Aw
Candy: Next question, hey its Koshii again...
inuyasha: (10th chappy): ahaha you kissed kagome. (can you do it again... puss) kagome: flick inuyashas nose I heard that if you flick a dogs nose's that there ears will go down an obey ever command. .. oh inuyasha can I pet your ears PLEASE so soft... (puppy eyes)... and naraku u are SO retarded and GAY! admit it... I saw you with fluffy just a min ago... ahahaa just kidding fluffy...and I vote that kinky-ho will be tortured... (die) kagome your awesome... stay with yasha...k hugs Rin and shippo and gives them POCKEY (fav.) love always,
Koshii (love you candy and hersey's)
Inuyasha: Leave me alone. –Pouts-
Kagome: Hmm
Inuyasha: Don't even think about it. AND STAY AWAY FROM MY EARS!
Sesshoumaru: -Touches Inuyasha's ears with a smirk-
Inuyasha: What is wrong with you?
Sesshoumaru: I just wanted to see what it feels like.
Inuyasha: Get…away…from…me
Miroku: -Reaches for Inuyasha's ears-
Inuyasha: Do it and you die.
Naraku: -growls- Insolent brat
Candy: -Hits Naraku in the nose with a rolled up news paper- What did I say about insulting the reviewers?
Rin: Thank you so very much –Huggles and snuggles-
Shippo: Thank you –Huggies and snuggies-
Kikyou: -Gags-
Kagome: No, you're awesome my friend.
Candy and Hershey's: We love you too so very much –smiles-
Hershey's: Well next question, Ooh, I've got a question for ALL the characters. That means the unloved ones, the kids, the hated ones, and the supremely loved ones. It's an important question, just answer it.
What song reminds you of your love life?
ALL OF YOU MUST ANSWER!
And also, C&H, you guys rock! Thanks for continuing this interview! It is TOO funny:starry eyes:
Candy: Wow hmm, that's a good question.
Kagome: Heather Headley, Always Been Your Girl
Inuyasha: KC and Jojo, All My Life
Miroku: Ray J, One Wish
Sango: Beyonce, De ja vu
Kagura: Mariah Carrey, We Belong Together
Kouga: T-Pain, I'm Sprung
Naraku: Ne-yo, So Sick
Kikyou: Selena, Dreaming of you
Kanna: Cherish, Unappreciated
Rin: Toy box, Best friends
Sesshoumaru: Omarion, Ice Box
Ayame: Toni Braxton, Un-Break My Heart
Shippo: Boys 2 Men, Colors of Love.
Jaken: T-Pain, I'm In Love With A Stripper.
Sesshoumaru: I hope not.
Kirara: Amanda Perez, God Send Me An Angel
A/N: Sorry if it wasn't exactly what you expected but the question caught me off guard.
Candy: Well that's all for now, that means that it's
Miroku: Don't say it
Hershey's: IT'S
Miroku: No don't please.
Hershey's and Candy: TORTURE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hershey's: And the winner with the most votes is MIROKU!!!!!!!
Candy: So we have to use that idea given to us by the reviewer.
Miroku: No, no you can't do this to me.
Hershey's: Congratulations, you've won a paid vacation to the home of Michael Jackson.
Miroku: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!
Hershey's: Goodbye Miroku –Pushes Miroku into a rainbow door. Well until next chapter BYE!!!!