Miroku: -Cries on Sango's shoulder- It was so horrible…he touched me in places I don't even want to name.
Sango: Now you know how it feels, it's ok.
Kouga: -Laughs-
Hershey's: -Cries on Inuyasha-
Candy: -Cries on Sesshoumaru-
Inuyasha: Why are you two crying?
Candy: They're tears of joy, we got so many reviews.
Inuyasha: -Growls- Get off of me –pushes Hershey's-
Candy: Anyway, First question, ooh...I got a few good questions for everyone (again.) Who loves who the most on this wonderful little show? Anyone secretly emo or suicidal? Did any of you ever think about what you'd look like as a blonde? Or a red-head? Ever gotten drunk before? Do you enjoy the Kikyo vs. Kagome girl fights? Or any other fights? Who's the person you favor most?
I know, loads of questions, but this should keep you going:)
As a gift to the characters...I'm giving you all...may I present...RAMEN:D And to candy and Hershey, here's an award for the most funny story I have EVER read. EVER.
Keep up the good work!
Candy: Umm wow, to keep this short, sweet and to the point, Sango and Miroku love each other, Inuyasha and Kagome love each other, Kikyou loves Inuyasha and Inuyasha still has feeling for Kikyou from the past. Ayame loves Kouga but Kouga loves Kagome. Kagura loves Sesshoumaru but Sesshoumaru is neutral when it comes to love. And I think that's it.
Inuyasha: I don't think anyone is emo.
Sesshoumaru: You and Kikyou are suicidal though, you are because you almost went into hell with her. Wait, can a dead person even be suicidal?
Sango: Not really, I don't think anyone has ever wondered that.
Sesshoumaru: I've wondered what I would look like with black hair though.
Kagome: I was drunk that one time with the sages. You know the ones that made me, Sango, Shippo, and Hachi drunk from the sake mist that was in the air at the time.
Sesshoumaru: I've been drunk before…Never again.
Candy: I think we all enjoyed the girl fights.
Everyone: -nods-
Inuyasha: RAMEN!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! –cries tears of joy-
Candy: YEAH!!!! WE GOT AN AWARD!!!!
Hershey's: YES!!!! My precious –holds trophy-
Hershey's: With that answered here's another, I have a question. Ok for everybody...do you like pudding:P
-AnimeROL
Sesshoumaru: I don't eat human food.
Kagome: Then what the hell do you eat?
Inuyasha: cough You don't want to know cough
Kouga: I've never tried it.
Shippo: I like it.
Kikyou: Good for you…Jackass.
Candy: -Smacks Kikyou- Oh girl that was my bad –laughs- Anyway next question, hii guys! So miroku how was Michael Jackson XD omg so funny my friends off cause she can't watch your show at home cause she doesn't have cable!!
Hey inuyasha would you say your a good singer? Lolz just asking cause ive been listening to Aoki Yasei o Daite and you have a pretty good voice lolz. hey kagz what do you think about his singing voice??
Miroku: -cries- You all are so cruel.
Hershey's: -Laughs- Oh that really sucks for your friend tell her I'm sorry and I feel her pain because I couldn't watch the show either until Candy got dish network and started recording the episodes for us to watch together.
Inuyasha: Umm, sure…Thank…you –looks confused-
Kagome: I think he has a great singing voice.
Inuyasha: How the hell do you know?
Kagome: Because you sing when you think everyone is asleep at night. –smiles-
Hershey's: Next question, Well thank you for answering my previous questions and thank you Rin! A very
pretty flower you gave me. -smiles- My questions are as followed:
Sango- Why do you put up with Miroku and his ways? Do you love him that much?
Also will you hold your promise when you said you bear him 20 kids or was it 10?
Shippo- Do love Rin? If you do, when you grow older will you make her your mate?
Rin- Did you ever ask Sesshomaru where babies come from? If you didn't, ask him so you could see his struggle for an answer.
Kagome- I have read a story that has the pairing KagomexNaraku. How do you feel about that? Did you ever have any secret attraction to him? Or what about Miroku?
Inuyasha- How would you react if Kagome told you she was bearing Hojo's or should I say Hobo's children? Also Inuyasha, I have read about yaoi's of you and Kouga? Do you really like him in that sort of way that you keep it a secret?
Sesshomaru- Do even like Jaken? Don't you wish he would just die or something?
Kikyo (Kinky ho)- I just wanted to say I really hate you, but my friend says your her favorite character. So I'll try to like you, but that is near impossible, so why do you call Kagome a , when you already are one? What is wrong with you? Why did you force Kagome to see you trying to force Inuyasha down to hell?
Kouga- Do you get annoyed by your companions Hakku and Ginta? Also how do you feel about the yaoi of you and Inuyasha? If Inuyasha claimed Kagome as his mate, will you crawl back to Ayame?
Ayame- Try to hypnotize Kouga to be your mate.
Kagura- I like you, your one of my fav female characters and I thought you and Sesshomaru make a great pair.
Kanna- Do you like to play around with your mirror just for fun?
Naraku- I really hate you and I think you and Kinky ho should just get married and go to hell. Also do you agree with the pairing of you and Kagome?
Jaken- Die
Okay and I vote for Jaken to get tortured and also sorry Kagome. But I haven't seen you get tortured and I'ma total Kagome fan.
Rin: Your welcome –smiles-
Sango: Well, the thing is…
Hershey's: We still have the lie detector remember that.
Sango: Uh…-Knocks Miroku unconscious- Yes I think he's worth it, as strange as it may sound and I'm not giving him that many children.
-Everyone stares-
Sesshoumaru: I'm telling him
Hershey's: -giggles-
Shippo: -smiles- Well…
Sesshoumaru: -growls and glares-
Shippo: COMING KAGOME!!!
Kagome: I didn't call you.
Shippo: I'm coming anyway. –smiles in fear-
Rin: The question never came up really…Lord Sesshoumaru where do babies come from?
Sesshoumaru: I think I just had a heart attack –passes out-
Inuyasha: Well I'll be damned, you have done the impossible; you have knocked out Sesshoumaru.
Candy: Oh yeah, he's out –takes Sesshoumaru's wallet-
Hershey's: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Candy: I already did what I was thinking.
Hershey's: -Pulls out hair dye-
Candy: I like that color for him –smiles evilly- but it just wouldn't be as good without a matching set.
Hershey's: Oh I know what you're getting at. –knocks out Inuyasha-
Candy: Let's get busy.
Kagome: What?!? Naraku is despicable
Hershey's: Umm, I don't recall the question being despicable or not.
Kagome: -sighs- Yes
Kouga: Seriously?
Ayame: Well they are sexy
Naraku: I knew it
Kagura: -knocks Naraku out-
Candy: Ok, let's stop knocking people out. Inuyasha wake up, you have a question to answer.
Inuyasha: What? What happened?
Hershey's: Nothing just answer the question –giggles-
Inuyasha: You two are up to something…I'd kill that pathetic human boy. –growls- AND SAY WHAT!!!! That's not even right and HELL NO!!!! I AIN'T GAY!!!!
Candy: You wouldn't know it by looking though –giggles at what they did to him- Sesshoumaru rise and shine sleeping beauty.
Sesshoumaru: Is it over?
Hershey's: No you have another question though.
Sesshoumaru: -sigh- No I don't like Jaken.
Jaken: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I'VE WASTED MY LIFE ON AN UNGRATEFUL DOG THAT DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: But I would never let him die.
Jaken: Oh
Sesshoumaru: -glares at Jaken- and smiles- I hope you don't think I'm going to let you slip with that comment.
Jaken: -cries- I know Lord Sesshou…AAAHHHH!!!!!!
Inuyasha: Yeah that comment was death wish. But more importantly WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR SESSHOUMARU!!!!
Sesshoumaru: -stops hurting Jaken- What do you mean?
Inuyasha: It's neon hot pink with flowers.
Sesshoumaru: MINE TOO!!!!! –goes into shock-
Miroku: -wakes up- Your hair is the same way Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: No it's not
Sango: Yes it is
Inuyasha: No it's not
Kagome: Denial, see for yourself –gives him a mirror-
Inuyasha: -screams- YOU ARE TWO VERY EVIL GIRLS!!!!!
Hershey's: We know.
Kikyou: I am not and nothing is wrong with me.
Candy: You sure?
Kikyou: Excuse me but the question was for me.
Candy: Oh my bad.
Kikyou: I simply didn't want Kagome to interfere.
Kouga: Sometimes but I can always out run them when I do get annoyed. IT'S COMPLETELY DISGUSTING!!!! And I won't answer that question because that will never happen.
Sesshoumaru: Sure it won't
Kouga: Shut up, you and your troll hair can go somewhere.
Sesshoumaru: Oh you want to die, ok. –Grabs hold of Kouga's neck with poison claw.-
Candy: Now this is how the episode 'Sesshoumaru's and Kouga's dangerous encounter' should have gone. To those of you who have seen it, you know what I'm talking about, to those of you who haven't seen it; I won't ruin it for you.
Hershey's: Let it go Sesshoumaru, just LET IT GO!!! –tries to stop Sesshoumaru-
Ayame: How do you hypnotize someone?
Kagome: I'll help you don't worry.
Kagura: Thank you
Inuyasha: Don't encourage her.
Kanna: Yeah, it gets pretty boring sometimes.
Naraku: -wakes up- What did I miss?
Sango: Candy and Hershey's dyed Inuyasha's and Sesshoumaru's hair hot neon pink with flowers and Sesshoumaru is trying to kill Kouga.
Naraku: Ah havoc I love it. Well I don't like you either and I don't agree with it.
Jaken: Ow…I don't know what hurts more, the pain inflicted on me by Lord Sesshoumaru or the pain of being hated by so many.
Candy: Well if you weren't so annoying…
Jaken: Ow…Lord Sesshoumaru…definitely.
Hershey's: Anyway next question, thank you for torturing miroku he is so stupid anyway I'm new and have a few questions for them kagome-why don't you tell inuyasha you love him and kiss him already inuyasha-leave kikyo she is not worth your time she just doesnt want kagome to have you kikyho-i hate you go to hell and leave kagome and poor inuyasha alone he doesn't love you he loves kagome candy and hershey's thank you for this you guys rock I love you oh ya torture kikyho and naraku and kikyho die and leave them alone put her in a room where she has to make out with naraku I bet everyone would love it thank you shippo and rin love you, you are both so cute
Kagome: Because obviously he has a thing for dead girls and I'll always come in second.
Sesshoumaru: Oh quit whining, here's what you should do, get Inuyasha to go to your time and I'll handle the rest. You'll never have to worry about her ever again.
Candy: Get rope and duck tape there's about to be a crime. –Laughs-
Inuyasha: Is this pink going to ware out any time soon? I just got all the flowers out though, thank goodness.
Inuyasha: I feel guilty that she lost her life, it's the least I can do.
Sesshoumaru: SHE'S DEAD!!!
Miroku: I agree, maybe the best thing is to lay her soul to rest.
Kikyou: Are you trying to get rid of me monk?
Miroku: Well…umm yes.
Kikyou: I WILL NOT DIE!!!
Rin: I love you too, here's a flower.
Inuyasha: Where are you getting these flowers from?
Rin: Oops I forgot you Lord Inuyasha. I'm sorry –gives Inuyasha a flower-
Inuyasha: -smiles-
Sesshoumaru: -stares-
Inuyasha: Ok she's cute, you win.
Hershey's: Next question, um 2 u all what r ure fav ice cream flavors?
Kagome: Rocky Road
Inuyasha: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Sango: Mint Chocolate
Rin: Confetti Cake
Candy: Wait; are you all just saying the first thing that comes to mind?
Kagome: Yeah but they don't know that.
Sango: They do now.
Inuyasha: Dang
Hershey's: Going on, Hey, it's me again. I just have lots of questions!! I have something to say to Kikyo. I can relate to your situation, no I'm not dead, I just lost someone and may never be back in his life again because someone else took my place and he probably doesn't even remember me. I do not hate you, though I wish you'd lighten up and enjoy the fact that you're even alive again in the first place. I vote for you NOT to be tortured for two chapters!
Also, I have a question for Sesshomaru. Two, actually. One, why do you put up with Jaken? You pound him at least four times in the series. Also, what were
your thoughts when you first saw the Tenseiga hanging from the tree Boksenou?
You know, in the third movie, it had a sign addressed to you? You're so stoic most of the time it's hard to tell.
Kikyou: Thank you for feeling my pain, I appreciate it.
Hershey's: Yeah but you also never gave a certain evil enemy a huge chunk of a certain jewel shard that you stole from a certain reincarnation of yours.
Sesshoumaru: That was you?
Kikyou: It was part my plan.
Candy: Oh ok, so when does this plan of yours work?
Kikyou: Well it didn't.
Candy: Exactly and I'm really sorry, truly but there are other fans that we need to consider that want her to be tortured.
Hershey's: Well we can just add up all of the votes for two chapters, no harm in doing that I guess.
Candy: Ok, fine
Sesshoumaru: I beat him more than that, you just don't see it. But I put up with him because he is loyal to me and I must be loyal to him as well. After all, he did give up his life as the leader of the imps or something very close to that to serve me.
Hershey's: True.
Sesshoumaru: -growls- I'd rather not say my thoughts because there are children present but I'll give you a hint they weren't good ones.
Candy: That would have gotten me mad too. But I couldn't have helped but laugh in that situation.
Hershey's: Moving on, -slips Kagome two quarters- $20 is Way to much for a fang, damn, it ain't ivory.
I'm trying to think up good questions.
Miroku, how old were you when your wind tunnel first appeared? you couldn't have been born with it.
Sesshomaru, do you really only pretend to hate Inuyasha because your dad cheated on your mom with his mom? Is it possible his mom didn't know about your mom? I know you and your dad didn't seem to get a long in the third movie, but did you love him?
Jaken, you always complain about Rin, but admit it, you kind of like the little sweetie, don't you?
Candy: $20 is a lot? Really? No one tell my mom that.
Hershey's: You lucky ducky, I didn't get anything.
Candy: Well you should've asked my mom, I mean you're practically my sister anyway.
Hershey's: It's too late now –cries-
Miroku: I was 12 when it first appeared.
Candy: That sucks, oh I made a funny…you because it's a wind tunnel so it sucks.
-Silence-
Candy: You don't get it.
Sesshoumaru: No I hate him becau-…
-Lie detector goes off-
Hershey's: You forgot we had a lie detector huh?
Sesshoumaru: I dislike him…with a passion because he's a worthless half breed who is a disgrace to my father's blood and because he and his mother were the cause of my father's death.
Candy: Do you really think that?
Sesshoumaru: It's true. Besides my father never cheated on my mother, he left my mother and then…you know. And yes I respected and even loved my father.
Kouga: -Takes a deep breath and opens mouth-
Sesshoumaru: Consider your life before you respond.
Kouga: -closes mouth-
Sesshoumaru: I'm just going to ignore the fact that old wounds have been reopened.
Hershey's: AW!!!
Candy: Suck it up; my father has 7 children with 6 different women. And he actually cheated on them and you don't see me trying to kill my half siblings. I'm so mean.
Kagome: Really?
Candy: Yeah, I'm the middle child. And me and my older sister are the only two who share a mom and a dad.
Jaken: It's possible that the little runt has grown on me…like a tumor.
Hershey's: That's the best we're going to get.
Hershey's and Candy: AW!!!!
Candy: Next question, hey I would just love to say to miroku - ahahahahahaha how do you feel now...
Kagome- nah im not awesome. but you never flicked his nose
Inuyasha- PLEASE can i pet them... eh! (pets them anyways) so soft
sango- how do you feel about miroku getting a piece of Michael Jackson...
naraku- your glad i don't whack you a good one...
candy and hersheys- i love you guys ... funny stuff loving it..
my vote is still on kinky-ho... and ohh...put her in the room with no powers and sick kagome on her (kagome with all powers) ahah so funny...well loves all
Koshii
Miroku: You are evil.
Kagome: I know, I thought it was mean to do it.
Inuyasha: I just can't have my own ears to myself, can I?
Candy: No
Sango: I feel much better knowing that he's felt my pain and hopefully he's learned his lesson.
Miroku: -Reaches for Sango's butt-
Kagura: Don't even…
Miroku: -pulls away-
Candy: I like that idea.
Kagome: So do I but I don't need my powers to take her out.
Hershey's: But you're going to have to wait until the third chapter from this one.
Kagome: I'll be waiting.
Candy: I'm sure you will next question, - in a baby voice - InuYasha characters why do you have funny shaped heads? (don't answer that)
-
Okay so Naraku it must suck to have a name like hell I mean like all the time if you ever had a friend in the modern era they would be like oh hey what's up hell,
how ya doin hell, hell what the hell happened? But U know we love you right?
That is why you have to be with Rikku nananana na na which is secretly me that I just thought of right now who is also the Author fairy whose name is ME and then when u were in bed I magically appeared at the foot and yelled lucky charms they're magically delicious and- wait what was I gonna ask? Oh Yeah Sesshoumaru why do you have thin long Eyebrows? Do you shave? Do you have teeth? Can I have candy? Do you know my uncle he is so older than u...in human years? Do you drink beer? What is beer? You're an uncle didya now that but who are the nieces? I'on know
Inuyasha: I don't have a funny shaped head.
Kagome: Do we?
Candy: I think you should be worried about the questions right now.
Naraku: Well, I am evil so I embrace the thought. Are you on meds?
Sesshoumaru: I was born like that. No I don't shave, what am I going to shave with? Tokijin?
Candy: That would be quite a show.
Sesshoumaru: Yes I have teeth. I don't think you need candy. No I don't know your uncle, why are you asking these questions? No I don't drink beer. Wait, it hasn't even been invented yet, right? You are one strange person.
Candy: For once I agree, but strange is different and different is good, keep it up.
Hershey's: I agree we are plenty strange. Anyway, next question, miroku with michael jackson...i KNOW sango's happy. but then what if...never mind. anyway...TO THE QUESTIONS!
Inuyasha: can i pet your ears? they're so fluffy! also, you should kiss kagome again...cmon you know you want to -smirks-
kagome: you're awesome. kinky-ho can go die.
INUKAG FOREVER!
Sesshomaru: i agree, SessKag is EW. wait for rin or go with kagura either way ;)
oh and thanks for letting me pet your boa a while back... -pets it again then hides behind rin-
kikyou: GO DIE WOULD YA! oh and vote for kikyou to be tortured again
kanna: you're awesome xD
Kikyou and Jaken to be tortured!
hershey's and candy: keep up the awesome work:)
Inuyasha: Why not? Everyone else is petting them. And no, it's her turn.
Kagome: W-what?
Hershey's: You heard the man, dog, thing. You go girl. –snaps-
-Romantic music goes on-
Kagome: -leans in for the kiss-
Inuyasha: -leans in also-
Music: Who am I going to lean on when times get rough? Who's going to talk to me till the sun….I BET YOU WON'T GET KRUNK? I BET YOU WON'T GET KRUNK! YEAH…CRANK THAT THANG COME ON!
Hershey's: CANDY!!!!
-Music shuts off-
Candy: Sorry, couldn't help myself. Continue, just ignore me.
Kagome: -kisses Inuyasha passionately-
Sesshoumaru: No problem –growls-
Candy: Let's get it KRUNK with the next question, Haha! this stort is hilarious! Now on to the questions… okay kagome would you ever or have you ever introduced Inuyasha to you friends from the modern era?
Inuyasha you're my favorite. I kinda feel bad for you with all of the times kagome uses the S word. My cousin knows exactly how you feel. Don't ask how but he was getting on my nerves and somehow I hypnotized (sp) him into meeting the ground when I said the S word but it was only temporary.
And the rest are pretty short
Koga GIVE UP!
narakus not gay
Shippo and rin You guys are so cute
Kikyo GTH!
and finally Miroku I feel so bad for you but you do need to lay off the perverted stuff (Sango I feel your pain!)
Kagome: No he kind of met them on his own but they didn't even suspect that he was a half-demon because his ears were covered.
Kagura: Your friends are idiots.
Kagome: Yeah I know but they're my idiots.
Inuyasha: Thank you. –sticks his tongue at Kagome-
Kagome: Sit
-Inuyasha slams into the ground-
Inuyasha: I think I go a concussion that time.
Kouga: NEVER!!!
Naraku: Thank you.
Shippo and Rin: -Smiles-
Kikyou: You first.
Miroku: I understand, I am ashamed.
Inuyasha: You a lot of things but…you're…you're still my…friend.
Miroku: Aw thank you Inuyasha.
Hershey's: Next question, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! Miroku will you stop groping now? YASHIE kiss her kiss her kiss her kiss her! (do it you scaredy cat! puss!) do the dare sesshy!! rin, shippo you 2 are the cutest things ever!! you get pocky!!(love that stuff)
Miroku: I don't know.
Sango: That's it I'm putting you in rehab.
Inuyasha: No, just because I'm being pressured.
Sesshoumaru: I'm not doing anything.
Shippo and Rin: YAY!!!
Candy: Next question, hi i have some questions...1)Kagura and Naraku: Who the hell did you/were you born from just him? Like wtf don't you need a girl for makin' babas?
2)Kanna: Are you soulless or just very bleak? And wth is with the mirror anyways? Like couldn't you suck souls out with, I don't know, a jar of jam? (idn)
3)Kouga: You're a dick! Why did you promise to marry Ayame and then not? I should smack you one!
4)Ayame: You can do better than MR. Forgetful over there, so why do you hang on to him like a kid dose for there teddy?
Thanx and BTW...THIS ROL! rocks out loud
-AnimeROL
Hershey's: Apparently not. Except for…gee I don't know…Normal people.
Naraku: I was created when the bandit Onigumo allowed the demons to devour him and Kagura was created when I forced demon parts out of my body and formed her.
Candy: That's not right. That's just nasty.
Kanna: Bleak, and I don't really don't know.
Naraku: I thought it looked cool.
Kikyou: That explains it.
Sango: Because he's a lousy two-timer just like every other man in this Anime.
Sesshoumaru: Why am I in the same category?
Naraku: I am not.
Kouga and Inuyasha: What's that supposed to mean.
Ayame: I know I can do better but I love him and nothing will change that.
Inuyasha: What if Sesshoumaru said he loved you?
Sesshoumaru: Why is it that my name comes up in everything?
Ayame: I'd go with him in a heart beat but he doesn't so I'm with Kouga all the way.
Candy: Ayame, you have a dark side, good job.
Hershey's: Next question, I got some stuff to say. If it's cruel and rude, DEAL WITH IT.
Kagome, you always had the liberty to kill Kinky-ho --I mean--Kikyo, so take that advantage NOW PLEASE! No one like a man stealer, especially if they're are the walking dead. Really, you can use her clay body as a pot for flowers and vegetables! But I doubt like her won't be able to produce anything.
Kikyo, drop dead and rot like the scum you are.
You too, Jaken.
Naraku, you are not gay. And remember, if they call you gay, they might as well call Sesshomaru gay, too. He looks more like a girl than you do!
Shippo and Rin, I don't like you guys too much, but you're okay with me. You two are kind of cute...together...
Sesshomaru...lord...WHY DO YOU SPEAK IN THIRD PERSON? You call yourself a lord?
Oh, and leave Inuyasha alone, for Satan's sake, he didn't do anything to you...
Inuyasha, you're awesome. And do us all a favor and go out with Kagome. You two make a great couple, like Miroku and Sango.
...Die Kinky-...
:S. Devilin:
Kagome: I could never do that.
Sesshoumaru: What did I say before? Just let me handle it, no one would know.
Kikyou: I'd know.
Sesshoumaru: I may not like you but I hate her so in the category for future sister in law, I choose you.
Kagome: Thanks, I think.
Kikyou: That's cold
Candy: I agree, good job.
Naraku: THANK YOU!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What?
Shippo: O…k
Rin: Was that an insult?
Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru speaks in third person because it shows sophistication in the demon world. I wouldn't doubt that a human such as you wouldn't understand.
Hershey's: Translation…
Candy: He does it to get on people's last damn nerve.
Inuyasha: Cool
Miroku: It's good to know. –smiles-
Kagome and Sango: -blush-
Hershey's: Next question, Ok I have a few questions.
Inuyasha-When the jewel is complete can you let Kagome keep it so she can go back and forth threw the well? Do you want to have kids oh excuse me PUPS with Kagome? They would come out so cute! Why are you so hot? Why do you fight with you brother when you KNOW you love him? In a brotherly way not a way. But I did read some yaoi about you and him.
Kouga- Did you know your a wipe? I mean you have a beautiful girl ready and waiting to marry you and you're hung up on someone who's already taken. Do you have secret dreams about Ayame? Who are those two retards that follow you around all the time?
Sesshoumaru- Do you want to have pups with Kagura? Why did you kidnap Kagome? Can you please cut your hair and spike it. It would look so sexy I promise. Do you ever get alone time? I mean you have that ugly thing and Rin following you around all the time. Do you know that you have a Fan club at my school? Yep we get a whole hour we could be in Math class talking about you.
It's fun. Where you this hot when you where a teenager? If Rin got kidnapped bye someone stronger than you would you ask your brother for help? And finally why don't you call Inuyasha by his name?
Kagome- Admit it YOU ARE HEAD OVER FLIPPIN' HEELS FOR INUYASHA. I am never wrong about this stuff. And in movie 3 you kissed him to get him out of his
demon stat when you could have just sat him. Do you see Sango as a sister?
Have you broken Inuyasha's family jewels yet? You do sit him an aweful lot.
Why do you keep accepting Houjo's proposals to a date? You could just say
"No, I'm in love with a hot headed hanyou! He's all that I need even though he keeps going after that clay pot !".
Kinky-ho- Why are you such a to Kagome and the others? And I did mean it when I said you're just a clay pot. You are made of earth and technically have no internal organs. When will you just go to hell accepting Inuyasha doesn't love you anymore? Maybe he did once but he doesn't anymore. Get the freak over it!!
Sango- Please don't have little Miroku's. One lecher is enough. And what do you plan to do after you kill Naraku?
Miroku- Why are you so perverted? How many kids do you want to have? What does your name mean? Do you know you would look freakin sexy in Speedo's?
Naraku- How gay are you? Why don't you just leave everybody alone? It's bastards like you who ruin the world. I would sooner be put in a locked room with clay pot Kinky- ho than ever work for you. Why don't you just let Kagura and Kanna go? It's obvious that they hate you. While you're at it why don't you just leave Kohaku and Sango alone to? You can keep Hakudoshi. I don't really like him. Would you ever consider raping Kanna? Please the hell say no!
Kagura- When your free can you PRETTY PLEASE MATE SESSHOUMARU? I said please
-grins sweetly-. Would you like to be Rins mother? She really is a sweet child. Would you have Sesshoumaru's child if he was a... um... I don't know... wind sorcerer... dog? Did that make sense?
Kanna- How are you as stoic as Sesshoumaru? I didn't think that was possible! For ANYONE!
Shippou- Do you know how cute you are? You beat even Inuyasha!! And that's not a regular compliment.
Rin- You're the cutest little girl. Make Sesshoumaru spoil you for me ok.
Would you like Kagura to be your mother? You guys would make the cutest little family.
Candy and Hershey's- Awesome job. Keep going please.
Ja-ne (see ya)
Keli-sama
Inuyasha: It all comes down to when the jewel is actually complete. It'll be decided then. N…-remembers lie detector- Yes but not right away.
Kagome and Sango: YES!!!
Kouga and Kikyou: NO!!!
Inuyasha: I don't know why I'm hot; I guess I was just blessed. Because whether I love him or not, if I don't fight, I get hurt REALLY badly. Yaoi? Please don't tell me that –starts to cry from mental pictures-
Sesshoumaru: NOW THAT'S JUST PLAIN WRONG!!!!!
Kouga: I am not. You make it sound so wrong.
Miroku: How do you make it sound right?
Kouga: Well if it's wrong, then I don't want to be right. Hakkaku and Ginta? They are my faithful comrades and the last remaining of my tribe.
Sesshoumaru: Uh not really. When did I ever kidnap Kagome? No I won't cut my hair and spike it. It took me a long time to get my hair how it is. No I don't get alone.
-lie detector goes off-
Candy: We can always come visit you Fluffy
Sesshoumaru: NO HELL NO!!!! I mean don't worry about it, really. No, I didn't know, but now I do. Umm, I don't know if I was hot or not, most likely. I'd have to be really desperate to ask him for help and because he's worthless.
Hershey's: Sure –rolls eyes-
Kagome: Uh…-blushes- You could say that.
Miroku: -to Kouga- You owe me a buck.
Sesshoumaru: -to Kouga- You owe me 20.
Kagome: Yes I do think of Sango as a sister. –hugs Sango-
Sango: Ditto
Kagome: I don't think I have –goes wide eyed- I would never say that.
Kagura: I dare you.
Kikyou: Excuse me, well then maybe I should just die then.
Everyone except Inuyasha: Please do it.
Kikyou: I WILL NEVER DIE!!!
Naraku: That's right Kikyou, get our hopes up then shoot them down. You're so heartless.
Kikyou: Look who's talking.
Sango: Well I was going to marry Miroku like I promised and live together with my brother and him. Don't worry; I'll raise my children better.
Miroku: It runs in the family, like the curse of the wind tunnel. Oh I don't know 20?
Sango: How about 3
Miroku: 4?
Sango: 2 and a half
Miroku: Done –smiles triumphantly-
Sesshoumaru: -sigh-
Miroku: I don't know what my name means and I didn't know that. Maybe…
Inuyasha: Don't you dare.
Naraku: I'm not gay. I am evil it's what I do. Why would I let everything I've worked for just go? And no I would never even think to do that to Kanna; I'm evil but not THAT evil.
Kagura: OF COURSE I WILL!!!
Inuyasha: Great –rolls eyes-
Kanna: I don't know.
Inuyasha: I think she pretty much beats Sesshoumaru as impossible as that may sound.
Shippo: Thank you –sticks his tongue out at Inuyasha-
Rin: If she doesn't be evil any more.
Kagura: I won't, I promise. –smiles-
Kagura and Rin: WE'RE GOING TO BE A FAMILY!!!!
Sesshoumaru: I guess I don't have a say in all this, my future has been made for me.
Inuyasha: Well look on the bright side…I got nothing.
Hershey's: Next question, i wanna know miroku why do you wear prayer beads on your cursed hand? p.s.
come to my house 2nite and we can work on me baring ur kidz kk. :D
Miroku: The prayer beads are what close up my wind tunnel when I don't use it. –smiles- Why I would love…
Sango: -growls-
Miroku: To shut up right now.
Candy: Right, next, hey kikyo you dirty i dare you to kiss my !
Kikyou: I dare you to kiss mine
kINKY HOE I VOTE 4 U TO GET TOTURED AGAIN!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Candy: Next, THIS STORY IS SO MF FUNNY!
I WANNA BEAR MIROKU'S CHILDREN AND INUYASHAS AND FLUFFYS!
Sesshoumaru: That's kind of creepy.
Inuyasha: Yeah
Miroku: I have no problem with it.
Sesshoumaru: I bet you don't.
Hershey's: Well that's it for today, which means TORTURE TIME!!!!!!! Ok, since we can't torture Kikyou for two chapters….-twitches- Two whole chapters.
Candy: We have a tie between Jaken and Kagome.
Kagome: OH NO!!!!
Hershey's: Oh yes
Kagome: Oh no
Kool-Aid Man: OH Y-…
Hershey's: I thought we got rid of you. Actually I'm kind of thirsty –smiles evilly-
Kool-Aid: Someone help me!!!
Sesshoumaru: Anyone going to help him?
-Everyone shakes their heads-
Sesshoumaru: Didn't think so.
Candy: Anyway, I sentence you to watch Broke Back Mountain over and over again.
Kagome: NO PLEASE!!!! I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD NEVER!!!!!
Jaken: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Candy: -pushes them in a room and ties them to a chair- Anyway everyone, we're out of here for now.