Inuyasha Interview

by Skidaleedoo

Ask the Inuyasha characters any and every question you want. This will be continued until the questions stop and we will accept every question no matter what!

16. Chapter 16

Candy: HEY!!!! We're back and actin a fool again.

Hershey's: Yeah, we have some more questions for you guys and guess what?

-DUN DUN DUUUUNNNN-

Hershey's: I'M HYPER!!!!!!!!!! –lightning strikes and cue the thunder-

Kagome: -Screams-

Candy: Anyway dumb and dumber, we have our first question, Here's another good one, what song mostly represents how you feel inside? this is 4 all inuyasha cast

-steals inuyasha ears- hahahahahhahaha

YOU HAVE TO DO ME TO GET THEM BAQ!

Inuyasha: THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!

Sesshoumaru: It would either be Stuntin' Like My Daddy by Lil Wayne because I want to become as strong as my father or Grew Up a Screw Up.

Hershey's: OH YES!!!!!! Grew Up a Screw Up, what now? WHAT?!? And Stuntin Like My Daddy won the BET Viewer's Choice Award!!!!

Sesshoumaru: I don't think it's a good idea to be talking about music around them.

Inuyasha: I was thinking that the song I tried by Bone Thugg featuring Akon.

Candy: I love that song, I tried so hard but can't seem to get away from misery man I try so hard will always be a victim of these streets, it ain't my fault cuz I tried to get away but trouble follows me and still I try so hard hoping one day you'll come and rescue me but until then, I'll be posted up right here in sleet hail snow but until then...
I'll be posted up right here with my heat gettin dough. –cries- That is such a sad song. Want to know what part I think is perfect for you?

Inuyasha: -sigh- Say one thing and it's an epidemic. What?

Candy: It's like I'm taking 5 steps forward and 10 steps back, tryin to get ahead of the game, but I can't seem to get it on track, and I keep running away from the ones that say they love me the most how could I create the distance when it's suppose to be close and uh, I just don't know but I be out here fighting demons and, it's like a curse that I can't shake this part of Cleveland and lord, would you help me? and stop this pain I keep inflicting on my family hustlin gamblin, trickin and scammin scrambling and losing sight of what I'm suppose to be handlin, it's hard to manage cuz everyday's a challenge and man I'm slippin can't lose my balance I'm tryin not to panic

Inuyasha: Half of that stuff had nothing to do with me.

Candy: Yes it did, if you don't get all technical.

Sango: Fighter by Christina Aguilera

Candy: OH SNAP, that is my song and girl it is perfect for you, 'Cause it makes me that much stronger. Makes me work a little bit harder. It makes me that much wiser. So thanks for making me a fighter. Made me learn a little bit faster. Made my skin a little bit thicker. Makes me that much smarter. So thanks for making me a fighter. IN YOUR FACE NARAKU!!!!!!

Hershey's: AND I THOUGHT I WAS HYPER!!!

Candy: Sorry

Kagome: And I am Telling You by Jennifer Hudson

Candy: Uh-oh, I love that song.

Inuyasha: Is that directed at me?

Kagome: Funny that you would mention that.

Sango: They're at it again.

Miroku: So it would seem.

Hershey's: Apples and Monkeys

Miroku: Huh?

Candy: She said 'What's your song?'

Miroku: Really?

Candy: Hell no but either way.

Miroku: Right, I Like Big Butts by Sir Mix A Lot

Candy: Why did I see that coming?

Hershey's: That evil chocolate monkey will come up, dip you in cheese, cover you in kibble and feed you to EVIL BUNNY OVERLORD!!!!!!!

-Everyone stares-

Candy: Ignore her.

Rin: Lip Gloss by Lil Mama

Candy: I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!

Kikyou: Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood

Hershey's and Candy: -Drops jaw-

Candy: I love you Kikyou, you're almost as crazy as me.

Hershey's: You better watch your back Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Why? Sing it.

Hershey's and Candy: That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats!

Inuyasha: -Hides behind Sesshoumaru-

Kagome: Good thing you don't have a car but then again she can do a lot…

Candy: HEY NOW!!!! Let's not get dangerous up in here.

Shippo: I want candy by Aaron Carter.

Hershey's: Aw, here I have some candy for you.

Shippo: No, I want Candy –points to candy and smiles-

Candy: I think you should just take that candy –smiles sweetly-

Shippo: But I don't want…

Candy: I think you better!

Shippo: -Takes candy quickly-

Naraku: Be Prepared by Scar

Hershey's: From the Lion King?

Naraku: -nods-

Hershey's: Makes sense

Kagura: One Night Only from Dream Girl

Candy: Oh yeah I like that song. You want all my love and my devotion. You want my loving soul right on the line
I have no doubt that I could love you forever
The only trouble is, you really don't have the time
You've got one night only, one night only
That's all you have to spare
One night only, let's not pretend to care. Yeah I can see why you would choose that song.

Kanna: Chicken Noodle Soup bye Webstar. I couldn't think of anything else.

Candy: Fair enough

Jaken: I am not my hair by India Irie

Candy: Wow that's a good song I really like it. Did you say that song because you're a fugly mug?

Hershey's: -LAUGHS-

Jaken: -sigh- It was the first song to come to my mind besides I am very handsome.

Sesshoumaru: -cough- ugh –cough-

Inuyasha: -Laughs-

Jaken: I meant compared to the other imps –sigh-

Inuyasha: Oh ok –laughs-

Sango: I feel sorry for their women.

Kagome, Kagura, and Kikyou: -nods-

Kouga: Who Let the Dogs Out? By the Baha Men

Hershey's: Wow, I thought that song was for dogs not wolves.

Candy: Same damn thing.

Hershey's: True. Anyway next question, Good to hear Inuyasha hope you make lots.

Kagome- Did you know you and my sis are alike? Yeah she likes this guy but she's afraid to get rejected. Why do you fight with Inuyasha like you guys are an old married couple? Who's your favorite character in the series of Sailor Moon?

Inuyasha- How did you become a ramen addict? Do you know that there's a lot of Kagome Kagura yuri? Yup it's disgusting. Will you and Kouga ever become friends, of some kind? Will you live in a castle like Sesshoumaru? Why don't you build a house in the future and one in the past for you and Kagome? It would be sweet.

Sesshoumaru- Will you let Inuyasha build a castle in the western lands? Will you give him piece of you lands? Do you EVER have fun? I mean you're always either trying to "kill" your brother or patrolling the western lands. You're training him indirectly if you ask me. Why won't you spike your hair for me?

I swear it will look awesomely sexy. Yeah spiky hair a white muscle shirt and leather pants. Awesome Babii I swear. Please. Why don't you spoil Rin more? You have the money and power to do it.

Sango- Why won't you let Miro-chan have 20 kids? And you better raise them the right way. Or else...

Miro-chan- What's it like having a wind tunnel? Do you know that Sango completely loved you like the 3rd episode I saw you guys in together? Yeah.

I vote Naraku. Make him go in a world with fluffy bunnies with no powers

MWAHAHAHA.

Naraku- Why are you an evil bastard?

Kagura- I always knew you were good. Hope you and your family has fun.

Kanna- I guess you need to get a boyfriend now Ginen-ji's always open.

-grins sweetly-

Clay pot- Why don't you marry the devil? See someone as evil as you are for not letting people and their soul mates be together... !

Kagome: We don't fight that often do we?

Miroku: Are you kidding me? I'd rather be locked in a room with Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha than be locked in a room with you and Inuyasha. Honestly, at least Sesshoumaru could get us out of the room.

Kagome: Ok I get it. And I like Rei.

Candy: Right, the one who is a priestess, of course.

Inuyasha: Kagome brought it back from her time and I liked it. It was the best food I've ever had. Yeah, that is nasty, what are to you people anyway? Friends, with that scrawny wolf? Hell no!!!!! Heck I already battle along side him without complaint. Let's not push it. Live with Sesshoumaru? In the same castle? –Laughs- I doubt it. Why build two houses when Kagome has the shrine in her time?

Kagome: Besides I'm the future shrine keeper so I have no choice.

Sesshoumaru: We already have a castle built and there is no way I would let him in my castle.

Candy: But it's not yours

Sesshoumaru: Yet

Candy: Good luck with that.

Sesshoumaru: I would never dare allow that half-wit to have any part of the Western Lands.

Inuyasha: Why not?

Sesshoumaru: Because I'm not drunk, high, or stupid. I have no need for fun.

Hershey's: Whatever, that's a damn lie.

Candy: Damn Pinnochio, did they cut off your nose and shove it up your ass or something?

Sesshoumaru: What does that mean?

Candy: Just what it says you're a liar who needs to pull that stick out your ass. –smiles-

Sesshoumaru: I refuse to spike my hair and wear that, it isn't very like me.

Hershey's: Good because those leather pants will give you one heck of a rash and I hate to be the one to buy the baby powder.

Sesshoumaru: Rin doesn't need to be spoiled. If I spoiled her she wouldn't be everyone's favorite cute little girl.

Hershey's: Yeah, then she'd just be a spoiled ass brat who desperately needs an ass whooping.

Sango: Why won't I? –eyes go wide with surprise- You try popping 20 babies out of you.

Kagome: -Laughs-

Miroku: What's it like? It helps me in battle and everything but it also threatens my life. I live wondering when the day will come that my wind tunnel takes my very own life.

Sesshoumaru: So why not just cut it off? It's not that bad, really. –glares at Inuyasha- Not that I would know how it feels to only have one arm right? –growls-

Miroku: Ah yes, my dear Sango… -grabs her hand-

Sango: Don't get your hopes up –pulls hand away-

Naraku: Because evil goes with my look.

Hershey's: EVIL!!!!! EVILLY EVIL!!!!!!

Kagura: -smiles-

Kanna: -twitches-

Candy: That is the WEIRDEST couple yet.

Kikyou: Shut up.

Hershey's: Anyway next question, Wow, Miroku, consider Michael Jackson's attentions as a compliment on how young you look. He usually doesn't go after boys over the age of 14.

Sesshomaru, you don't have to end up with Kagura just because some Psychos think you look cute together. And I am sure Rin would be happy with who ever you choose, I know she'd want he daddy to be happy more than anything.

Also I can understand not wanting to be with some one you have never met, so wanna get a coffee some time? Or maybe we can kill Naraku together or Kinky-hoe, that would be fun, what do you say?

Ok, now to have fun, all the guys (except Shippo because he's just a baby.) Boxers, briefs, or commando (No under wear)? Every one, what is your most secret desire. Remember, we have a lie detector. And one last thing... --Tweaks Inuyasha's ears and hides behind Sesshomaru for protection-- I'm sorry Inu, but I've been dying to touch you ears every since Kagome did it in episode one.

Candy, Hershey's, keep up the good work, I am loving this.

Miroku: Oh you are so funny –laughs sarcastically-

Sesshoumaru: THANK YOU!!!!

Kagura: -growls-

Sesshoumaru: One problem though, I'M STUCK IN THIS HELL HOLD –glares at Candy and Hershey's-

Kouga: Why does that matter?

Inuyasha: I'm not answering that questions, it's stupid.

Miroku: BOXERS!!!!

Naraku: Way to ruin the rebellion, Miroku.

Inuyasha: To have Kagome without the beads of subjugation.

Sesshoumaru: To become Lord of the Western Lands.

Kagome: To rid the world of war and dead people.

Kikyou: To have Inuyasha all to myself.

Miroku: To have Sango bear my children.

Sango: To save Kohaku from Naraku's control.

Naraku: To destroy everyone in this room.

-Everyone glares at Naraku-

Candy: Do it, I wish you would because I'll beat the hell out of you.

Shippo: To make Inuyasha my slave.

Inuyasha: -hits Shippo on the head-

Kagura: To finally be free.

Ayame: To marry Kouga.

Kanna: To be able to be the hell out of Naraku.

Candy: -smiles evilly and holds Naraku down- Do it now

-Everyone watches Kanna beat the hell out of Naraku-

Candy: You got two more wishes; I'll be in the lamp.

Hershey's: NEXT QUESTION, sesshy I know what you have to go through with inuyasha I to have a younger half-sibling...yet I don't try to kill her (buzzer goes off)...um... on purpose and I have to deal with her every day and I have countless other half siblings that I don't know.

Candy: I know what you are going through too Sesshoumaru because I have 5 half siblings and one full sibling. I'm the 4th child out of seven and you want to know who my Inuyasha is? The 5th child, my little half-sister, I know exactly how you feel, she's 5 months younger than me and we have been in multiple physical fights. One of which, we both ended up in the hospital.

Hershey's: I remember that. Candy, you won that fight right?

Candy: Yeah, only reason I got hurt was because she push me down the stairs but I dragged her down with me. But you know what?

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: -sighs- What?

Candy: I had never felt worse than when I saw her in that hospital bed because of me. But hey, that's just me. Next question, Great story! I have a question for Ayame and Sango. Why don't you ask Kaede for more beads (what are they called?) so whenever Koga goes after Kagome or

Miroku acts perverted you can just sit them? By the way I want ... KOGA to be tortured (or kikyo she sucks!)

Candy and Hershey's keep it up you guys rock!

Ayame: Is anybody writing these suggestions down?!?

Sango: Got it –Writes down suggestion in a note pad and then smiles-

Hershey's: Next question, ahahaha.. poor kagome..ok on with the questions..

Inuyasha- thank you for letting me pet yer ears with out having you rip off my arms there soo cute tho... I wish I had some.. I did for Halloween, I was "kagome" with doggy ears and claws and fangs..

Kagome-why won't you mate inuyasha so you can be hanyou with him... I think hanyous are so much CUTER...

Naraku- yer right yer not gay, yer bisexual(in secret)aha

Shippo and rin- gives them pocky and coloring things shippo show her how to color huggles

sesshomaru- touches the fluff soft...

kinky-ho- you don't have to die... you can just leave the real world for all eternity... That will be fine enough…And don't come back

alright that's all for now... ohh and

candy and hersheys- I LOVE YOU BOTH GREAT STORIE... hearts keep it up.. and

I vote inuyasha and kagome to be tortured together in a room making them tell the truth and makes them kiss till they cant kiss no more... and I'm a

total inu/kag fan but I wanna see this

love ya all

Koshii

Inuyasha: Whatever, don't mention it…EVER!!!

Candy: That gives me an idea, why don't you use the Shikon jewel to turn Kagome into a half-demon so she can stay alive for as long as Inuyasha does. Actually I had that idea a long time ago but I'm letting everyone know this time.

Kagome: I never thought of that.

Inuyasha: Yeah that's a good idea…I mean do whatever you want, as long as we get them before Naraku does.

Naraku: I am not –growls-

Shippo: Thank you and I will.

Rin: -giggles- Thank you so much.

Kikyou: Either way, I'm not going anywhere.

Candy: Too bad for us, next question, Hello!

O.k. , so one, I have no questions but I must say C and H and your story ROX!! )

two, EVERYONE GET YOU HANDS OFF OF RIN, SHIPPO, KILALA, AND INU-KUN! THEY

MINE! (oh and remori's so I need the fluff too cause I'm telling her about this story and she may read this... hi remori!)

three, LORD sesshomaru, PLEASE bring kinky-hoe back to life so we can use the pin-death on her (stupid clay pot) so, PIN DEATH! really simple, but victim must be ALIVE (unlike kinky-hoe) so she can die (again). Just se some pins and puncture her body over and over and over and

over and over again until victim (kinky-hoe) dies. It's slow and Painful!! O.k. leaving now.

-feels inu-kun's ears before grabbing him by rosary and grabbing kilala, rin,

shippo, fluff and running off-

BYE!

-choochoobutterfly

Candy: Thank you

Hershey's: We couldn't do it without our fans though.

Candy: Are you going to go get Inuyasha, Kirara, Shippo and Rin?

Hershey's: -sighs and snaps fingers. Characters return- Happy?

Candy: Thank you.

Sesshoumaru: The Tenseiga won't work on her.

Hershey's: Dang

Candy: Well, we don't have to kill her. We can just put her through hours of agonizing pain. I'm so evil. –smiles-

-Everyone except Inuyasha pulls out a pin-

Inuyasha: STOP!!!! Two chapters remember.

Everyone: DANG!!!

Candy Next question, ok I have a ? for fluff-but: are you having a love affair with your fluffy?

(don't lie) everyone(but naraku and kinky ho (go to hell)) YOU GET POCKY!

Sesshoumaru: What kind of question is that anyway? No!

Everyone except Naraku and Kikyou: POCKY!!!!

Candy: -Takes Pocky from Hershey's- You don't need this.

Hershey's: Aw –cries-

Candy: But I love my best friend so here. –reluctantly gives it back-

Hershey's: YAY!!! Next question, QUESTIONS!

Kagome- -hands you a machete- use it well my child. you know what to do.

-smirks-

Kikyou-PREPARE TO DIE! -insert Indian yell-

Inuyasha- why don't you just effing get over kikyou already? she's DEAD! the dead are to remain that way! besides, she wants to kill you AND kagome! I say off with her head!

By the way, WILL YOU MATE WITH KAGOME AND HAVE PUPS WITH HER AFTER NARAKU IS

DEAD WITHOUT ANY SECOND THOUGHTS AND GIVE HER HER SOUL BACK? (I want a yes or

no answer, buddy)

Sesshy- -hides behind Rin- DONT KILL ME!

candy and hershey's- keep up the awesome work! I love you guys! xD

hmm...sesshomaru to be tortured since he's being mean to me!

Kagome: -takes machete- YES POWER!!! –points it unknowingly at Candy-

Candy: Don't point that thing over here –hits it toward Hershey's-

Hershey's: Watch it –ducks and it heads for Kikyou-

Kikyou: -backs up into the wall and the machete scrapes the wall until it barely stops at her neck-

Kouga: Nice

Kagome: Oops sorry.

Sesshoumaru: No more giving her sharp objects.

Kikyou: You are crazy

Inuyasha: I've already answered both questions. –Crosses arms stubbornly- Yes.

Hershey's: Next question, Hey, glad you guys are back. Chapter 15 was hilarious. Now, I have a question

for both the inu brothers.

Saphira: Ask them to drop dead!

Me: SHUT UP WILL YOU AND GET OFF MY COMPUTER FOR THE LAST TIME! Anyway,

InuYasha, why are you so mean to poor Myouga? He's only trying to help you, and you have to admit, his advice is good excepting he doesn't run away. And Sesshomaru, we all know now that the fluffy is extra fur. But explain this.

Why does it randomly grow and shrink during the series. Sometimes it seems like you can see over it and other times it doesn't.

Inuyasha: Yeah well I've done nothing wrong. If he wasn't such a coward I wouldn't have to be so hard on him. I mean he doesn't have to fight but the least he could do is stick around and show a little confidence in me for once, even if his advice is very helpful.

Candy: Are you that sensitive?

Inuyasha: -growls-

Sesshoumaru: Well, I cut it so it doesn't get to big to where it practically consumes me.

Hershey's: Next question, Haha I'm sorry Kagome, but not for Jaken. Questions...

Inuyasha- Do you think Sango and Miroku as brother and sister to you, Shippo as your pup, and Kagome as your wife/mate?

Kagome- If the well could transport anyone for one day, what would you do first when you brought Sango, Shippo, Miroku, and Kirara with you? Along with Inuyasha.

Inuyasha- Another question about you and Hojo. If you were in Kagome's time and Hojo rang the doorbell, and Kagome answered it. He asked her on a date while your still present, what would you do? And you can't kill him because Kagome would 'sit' you.

Sango- I think this question was answered, but I'll say it any way. Who gave you that boomerang, was it a gift on a birthday because I remember in an episode when you weren't born yet that your father was carrying the same boomerang.

Episode 147, I think ya.

Well that's all I got. I vote for Naraku to get tortured.

Inuyasha: That's kind of bold don't you think? There are my friends.

Kagome: I would introduce them to my family then take them out for a vacation from Feudal Japan, with disguises of course and Shippo in a stroller with a blanket covering the bottom half –smiles-.

Candy: They definitely need it.

Inuyasha: Hmm well, if I can't kill him then, then I can always get him later. It's not like I can't get to him and besides Kagome would never know. I don't have to kill him, he could have an 'accident'.

Kagome: SIT BOY!!!! –Inuyasha crashes into the ground-

Sango: My father gave it to me when I became a bonafide

Candy: Well it's the end of the chapter…

Hershey's: IT'S THE END OF THE RAINBOW LEPERCHAUN!!!!

Candy: -narrows eyes- Which means it's….

Hershey's: TORTURE TIME!!! IS IT TORTURE TIME?!?!?!? I'M RIGHT AREN'T I!!?!

Candy: YES!!!! I'd love to torture you. Well since Kikyou is unavailable for torture, Naraku gets to be tortured!!!

Naraku: NO!!!!!!! –waves hand for mind control-

Candy: -Looks around- Hi, yes you will be.

Naraku: I'm not the victim –waves hand for mind control-

Candy: -sighs- I don't know what you're doing.

Naraku: -waves hand some more-

Candy: -slaps him- Don't be stupid. Anyway, we're going to send Naraku to hell for an appointment with his torturer.

Naraku: I'm coming back right?

Candy: Yeah.

Naraku: Then how bad could it be?

Hershey's: Wait till you meet your torturer.

Candy: Well tune in next time to see who Naraku's torturer really is and for more fun and laughs. –Pushes Naraku into a portal-

I make polar bears white.
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.