Candy: Just when you thought it was safe, WE'RE BACK!!! It's your girl Candy and I got my main, my main, my main, my MAIN girl Hershey's! Lil John drop the beat!!!
Lil John: YEAH!!!!!
-Everyone stares-
Candy: Anyway, we're back for more so let's get it started shall we?
Hershey's: We shall but first let's check how Naraku is doing. Wait, where is he?
-Portal opens and Naraku is pushed out in a wheel chair with a full body cast on and stops in front of Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: Who was torturer?
Naraku: Your father says hi.
Candy: -Laughs- Seriously, that's who you went to?
Naraku: What you mean you didn't know?
Candy: No, I was curious. –Laughs-
Sesshoumaru: Ridiculous –shakes head-
Hershey's: Anyway onto the questions, first question, GREAT STORIE...… Ok questions…
Inuyasha- you know I love you right... (But as a character) and you are hott... I see why kagome dreams about you and wants to be with you... ahaha
Kagome- you know you and inuyasha are my fav. characters...and ... if inuyasha was to ask you to be his mate... would you accept. (If kikyo was out of the picture and naraku)
Kinky-ho- pushes kinky-ho into hell AHAHAH AND STAY THERE YOU BI seals it shut forever with superglue and ducktape
kouga- you are such a retard...
ayame- you need subjugation beads
sango- you need them to
miroku- SLAP stop touching sango (but you are hott also) pervert...
sesshomaru- your hott to... but inuyasha's hotter...and your fluff is SO SOFT...
rin- gives you a special made flower
shippo- don't try and control inuyasha that's my job smirks I mean kagomes
... ahaha
kanna- you talk slow... (in the shows) lol
kagura- how come yer kimono don't fly up when you jump to get on yer feather... is it becuz you control the wind to keep it down... I bet fluffy would love to see it fly up... candy and hersheys- great storie... loving it...keep up the good work...my vote is still on inuyasha and kagome aha LOVE YA ALL
love,
Koshii
Inuyasha: -smiles widely and blushes- Thank you
Candy: Great now he's going to be cockier than ever. –Rolls eyes but smiles-
Kagome: Of course I would, I love Inuyasha. –Blushes-
Hershey's: At least you're honest.
Candy: Uh-oh, how are we going to get Kikyou back?
Sesshoumaru: That's the last thing I'm worried about.
Candy: You don't think that your father is still waiting down there with a grudge do you?
Sesshoumaru: -smiles-
Candy: Oh-no –Laughs-
Kouga: Your mom.
Hershey's: -hits Kouga over the head- NO INSULTING THE REVIEWERS!!!!!
Ayame: I'll pick those up as soon as I get out of here.
Candy: Why wait? –hands her subjugation beads and smiles evilly-
Sango: May I have some as well?
Candy: Most definitely, you're my favorite female character. –hands her beads of subjugation.-
Miroku: -rubs cheek and smiles weakly- I apologize.
Sesshoumaru: -picks at duck tape out of curiosity-
Candy: -starts up a chainsaw- Move out the way.
Rin: THANK YOU!!!! –smiles- I will cherish it forever.
Shippo: But it's so much fun.
Inuyasha: -hits Shippo over the head-
Kanna: That's so retard like you can understand.
Hershey's: -hits Kanna- Watch it.
Kagura: Yes in fact it is because I control the wind and also because of how my Kimono is. It never goes up because it doesn't flare out.
Candy: -Using the chainsaw on the door- N-n-n-n-n-n-e-e-e-e-x-x-x-t-t-t-t qu-e-e-e-es-s-s-t-t-t-tion, Ok this is the best thing EVER...ok I have a few questions
Inuyasha: you need to go with kagome and if you do will you be human half breed of full demon
kagome: you rock my friend is a big fan of you can you do a sit for me my cousin and me laugh every time
kikyo: I love you but DIE ALREADY! kagome and inuyasha are meant to be
koga: 1 thing-LEAVE KAGOME AND INUYASHA ALONE Ayame wants you!
Naraku: die
that's all,
The dreamer
Inuyasha: Half-demon, yeah I figure that I can become powerful on my own unlike that scrawny wolf Kouga.
Kouga: What did you say mutt-face?
Sesshoumaru: Tone down on the dog jokes unless you want to visit my father next.
Kouga: I'm not afraid of your father.
Sesshoumaru: Really?
Candy: -Laughs maniacally and gets the way to hell opened again.-
Kikyou: -Goes flying out of hell looking tore up-
Candy: Go right on in and prove it.
Kouga: Fine –walks in but walks out quickly- That is one BIG dog demon.
Hershey's: GET IN THERE!!! –pushes Kouga in-
Kagome: Ok, anything for the reviewers, Inuyasha SIT BOY!!!!
Inuyasha: -SLAMS into the ground-
Kikyou: I'm not in the mood.
Candy: -Walks to the opening to hell- Sir, we need Kouga up here. –Kouga goes flying in- Thank you!
Kouga: Yeah whatever, I give up.
-Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha and Kagome walked toward the opening and look in-
Hershey's: I wouldn't do that if I were…
-All three of them are attacked by evil pink bunnies-
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Kagome: Get it off of me!!!
Candy: -Closes the way to hell and kills the evil pink bunnies- I think that was your father's way of punishing you two for always fighting.
Kagome: Then why did I get attacked?
Candy: Probably because of that 'SIT' thing.
Kagome, Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha: -sighs-
Hershey's: Next question, Great chapter guys keep up the good work...ok questions xD
Inuyasha- why are you always beating on poor little shippo-chan? -huggles
shippo- he's so cute!
kagome- -takes out machine gun and points in to kikyo- MUWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA join me!
kikyo- JUST DIE ALREADY!
hm...Can kikyo be tortured now by evil fluffy pink bunnies from the pits of hell who feed off souls? Oh and can I go to with my machine gun? –Evil laughter-
xXbeautifullyshatteredXx
Inuyasha: Well someone has to teach him who's the boss.
Kagome: -Takes out machine gun and loads it then looks at Candy and Hershey's for permission.-
Candy and Hershey's: -smiles turn into scared 'wft' faces-
Hershey's: I think we better do what she says. –eyes never leaving Kagome-
Candy: I think you're right. But at the end of the show ok?
Kagome: -stares in disappointment-
Hershey's: What are we going to do now?
Candy: We're going to run behind Inuyasha, she won't shoot him.
Hershey's: Really?
Candy: Yeah
Hershey's: OK –they run behind Inuyasha for protection-
Kikyou: I hate my life.
Candy: next question, heyy, I just started reading this, like, today. And I think it is effing hilarious.
anndd. I have a lot of questions.
Inuyasha-Oh! How did it feel to have Kagome see you naked that one time you and Miroku got, I don't know...drugged? Oh and I just have to say...I love that part in episode four, when Kagome's head pops up in between your legs. Me and my friend, Bri-chan, laughed so hard when we saw it the first time.
Kagome-Do you think you would be with Hojo right now if you hadn't fallen into the well?
Sango-What do you think of the way he dresses? 'Cause seriously, those robes look like a freaking purple ugly dress. Andd...what would you name your first child?
Miroku-
Naraku-I think you're pretty. I know a lot of people don't like you, 'cause your "evil" and all, but I loved what you did to Inuyasha and Kikyo. I feel bad for Inuyasha though. The poor hanyou. -Sad face. - Anyway...If you were like...really...ya'know..."hot", would you sleep with Kagura?
Kagura-And same goes with you, 'cause we all know Sesshy is higher than sleeping with a hoe like you, fo'sho. But still, if you were as "hot" as Naraku, would you sleep with him??
Kanna-I think you're the coolest little person I have ever seen, set aside cute little Rin, that is. But why are you always wearing white? Like, really?
Sesshomaru-sama-I have a weird question for you. If you didn't see Rin as your pup at the moment, would you, when she came of age, claim her as your mate? (I really am just wondering.)
Rin-I really want to know...what IS your favorite flower? (And by the way...I don't think I have seen a cuter little girl in my whole life, and I just can't wait to see how you're gonna look, all grown up. All I have to say though is don't go for Kohaku or Shippo. No offense to them or anything, it's just; Rin is a higher class than that. And I'd like to see her with a higher class man.
Oh, man, I talk too much. -Looks depressed.-)
Jaken-Why did your eyes have stars in them when you first saw Sesshomaru? Are you really gay? And just tell the truth, 'cause everyone knows the lie detector is live and functional.
Ayame-My friend likes to pretend she's you. Which I find utterly creepy.
Anyway...if Koga hadn't made that promise to you, what do you think you'd be doing right now?
Koga-I like your skirt. Are you selling it? 'Cause seriously, I'd love to buy it and wear it.
Shippo-If Kirara could transform into a human, would you date her?
Kirara-You remind me of my cute little kitty, Gerard. She's playfully rough though, you're just plain rough in some cases.
Which I find amazingly awesome!
Sesshomaru-I have one more question for you...everyone has been asking to touch your fluff...but what I really want to know, are there really purple lines on your hips? 'Cause if there are...can I touch 'em? (I wanna touch all of your purple lines! xD)
Inuyasha: W-what? –blink, blink-
Kagome: -Blushes- AAAHHH!!! I'm not listening.
Sesshoumaru: No comment on that one.
Kagome: I probably would but since I did I only see him as a friend.
Inuyasha: Yeah she likes them soldier boys.
Candy and Hershey's: -Laughs-
Kagome: I don't know what you're talking about. –blushes-
Miroku: They're monk's robes.
Sango: The way he dresses never occurred to me but now that you mention it they do look like an ugly purple dress. Oh and I haven't given to much thought on the name of my first child either.
Naraku: Thank you. No I would never…well I don't know.
Kagura: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME IN SUCH A WAY!!!! I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH THAT VERMON!!!
Candy: Geez, calm down.
Kanna: That is all I am allowed to wear, yet another reason for me to despise Naraku.
Sesshoumaru: Honestly, I cannot answer that question because she isn't the right age and I do think of her as my pu… I mean ward. I couldn't picture otherwise.
Rin: I think all flowers are beautiful, they come in so many varieties and colors, and I love them. But I really like lilies because there are so many types. Thank you.
Jaken: What?
Inuyasha: Yeah and it seems that no one can have a simple conversation without 'Lord Sesshoumaru' coming out of your mouth.
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: No, no I want to here this answer.
Jaken: Lord Sesshoumaru saved my life, so pardon me for thinking highly of him.
Rin: That didn't answer the question, Master Jaken.
Jaken: Why you insolent child…
Sango: It's a yes or no question.
Jaken: Uh…A little help here Lil John.
Lil John: YEAH!!!! OK!!!!! GET IT KRUNK!!!!
-Everyone turns and stares-
Inuyasha: What were we doing again?
Jaken: -sighs-
Ayame: Anyway, I don't know really I would probably have found a nice strong demon who loves me and we would've ruled my wolf tribe together. BUT KOUGA DID MAKE THE PROMISE SO I WONT GIVE UP!!!!
Candy: Dang, you are one determined girl.
Kouga: Uh…no…
Shippo: Of course not Kirara is my friend.
Kirara: Meow (You're way out of my league)
Miroku: What did she say?
Sango: -Laughs nervously- She said that Shippo is her friend also.
Kirara: Meow, meow, meow (Thank you, at least someone appreciates what I do for these ungrateful heathens)
Sesshoumaru: NO!! I mean no I only have them on my arms and face.
Hershey's: Next question, Candy, Hershey, you guys totally freaking rock. And you are so super funny. I love this, it's awesome!
Now for loads of questions.
All - For a moment, lets pretend you all know what a myspace is. would you get one?
kagome - do you wanna be a vampire (that doesn't suck the blood of its friends tho) cuz I totally wanna be a vampire. and I know what you're going thru. I like this guy who likes another girl and I think he likes me too, but he liked the other girl first. so I totally hate her. so yeah. I'm sorry. at least you get some beads of subjugation (or however you spell it) I wish I had some too. that would be fun. -sigh-
inuyasha - do you feel bad for leaving fluffy one-armed? and do you wish you knew your father? and did you know (just saying) there are like 78 pics of you and kagome on photobucket and like just 10 pics of you and kikyo? just saying...no offence kikyo...but...tch you had your chance
koga - is a manskirt fun?
ayame - I like ur outfit. I think it's cool. and irises totally rock. and I like ur hair. :)
kagura - I'm sorry you're not able to be free. but at least you can control
dead peoplez! with a FAN. a FAN! that's awesome!
fluffy - my mommy said she thought you were a girl at first. then I told her
you were a guy. she laughed. she thinks the make-up is pretty tho -laughs-
rin & shippo - you guys are too cute. but shippo, my one friend thinks ur
annoying, because you stopped inuyasha and kagome from kissing once. well
that's what she said, idk.
kikyo - gotta say, I'm not much of a fan, but at least you taught inuyasha
that he didn't have to be hateful to everybody. so I -cringe- thank...you...I
guess. and ur soul skimmers are cool. but I hate the fact they steal souls. o
well.
kanna - wow you are one bad chick. I would not wanna get on your bad side. my
friend says your super cool. and the mirror rox.
naraku - oddly enough, I like you as a character. I think ur cool n stuff. so
yeah.
jaken - aww not everyone hates you. I think it's kinda cool how loyal you are
to fluffy and how nice you can be to rin. ur father never hugged you did he? I
think a hug might do you some. good -hug- I don't care what you say, you know
that helped.
to everyone: I got FIVE people to love the show inuyasha instead of
originally hating it. FIVE. out of my eight friends. you better thank me!
oh...and the love triangles are cool too. lol.
sorry if this was a bother! keep it up!
Inuyasha: I would
Sesshoumaru: It is pointless but then again I've done some pretty pointless things before.
Kagome: I would get one, if my mom would let me.
Sango: It should be fun.
Miroku: I could meet so many beautiful women. –Gets hit by Sango-
Naraku: It should prove interesting; think of all of the havoc I could cause.
Kagura: I'd get one.
Kikyou: Sure why not.
Kouga: Eh…I could care less.
Ayame: I'd get one.
Kagome: Uh that thought never came to me. –Laughs- Yes it is a difficult situation isn't it. –Glares at Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: What? Do I have something on my face?
Sesshoumaru: -Hits Inuyasha on the back of his head-
Inuyasha: Hell no I don't feel bad for hacking off that bastard's arm. –Turns toward Sesshoumaru- If Fluffy hadn't of tried to eat me, it would've never happened.
Sesshoumaru: -growls-
Inuyasha: Yeah, there are times when I really do wish that I had known my father. You're lucky Sesshoumaru, you knew him before he died.
Candy: You want to…? –points to the opening to hell-
Inuyasha: No its ok I'm going to stick to the show's story line.
Candy: Oh right.
A/N: Just in case you don't get it, the show's story line refers to how everything happens in the show lolz, sorry if it made anybody agitated that he wouldn't just go talk to his father.
Kouga: Yes it is actually and it's much more breathable.
Inuyasha: Well it ain't fun for us, don't be selfish.
Ayame: Thank you –smiles- You have excellent taste.
Kagura: Yes, I suppose that is one good thing.
Sesshoumaru: -sighs- What the hell? Why didn't anybody tell me that I looked like a girl?
Inuyasha: I thought you did that on purpose, my bad.
Candy: My sister thought you were a girl also, but then again she also thought Inuyasha was a cat demon because of the ears and the fact that he was always up a tree.
Inuyasha: WHAT?!?
Candy: Yeah but the funniest instance was when I was fighting her on whether Jakotsu was a guy or a girl.
Inuyasha: AAAHHH!!!! That name, never say it again.
Hershey's: So did my brother, I'm over here like 'It is a boy' and he's like 'It looks like a girl, it has girl clothes on, it has make-up on, and it's hitting on all of the guys.'
Rin: Thank you
Shippo: What?!? Me?!? –pouts-
Kikyou: -Smiles and nods with triumph-
Kanna: Thank you
Naraku: See I'm not ALL bad.
Inuyasha: Oh whatever, shut up.
Candy: Yeah I actually don't hate you as much as you would think I would because you can be evil and really good at pissing people off but there is one aspect that keeps me from hating you. YOU ARE SO FREAKIN INTELLIGENT!!!!! He has all of ya'll whipped and in check. I swear it, I mean yeah I think that Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha are the most powerful people but if you can't out smart Naraku, you can't beat Naraku.
Kouga: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!?!?!?!
Candy: I mean that, every time you all think you're close to killing him. He pulls something out of his sleeve and you guys get beat. It's like you're taking 5 steps forward then 10 steps back. Ya'll don't even know where his heart is, it could be in Dead Man's Chest for all you know. That's all I'm saying.
Jaken: Wh-…
Hershey's: AW –hugs Jaken-
Rin: Master Jaken why didn't you tell me before!!! –Hugs-
Candy: I'm going to give you a bear hug. Come on over here so I can give you a bear hug. Get on over here tiny! –Hugs Jaken and swings him around.-
-Everyone looks expectantly at Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: I'm not doing it.
Hershey's: Good enough
Everyone: THANK YOU!!!!!!
Hershey's: Next question, Thanx for keeping this going so long. Most people make up a story like this and forget it after two chapters :( Make sure the lie detectors are plugged in for these questions. :D
Oh, and some questions for you two. You've had these pris... er... guests in your story for many days. Do you provide rooms to sleep in or do they just sleep on the floor where they are? And how do they pass the time between chapters? Do they just sit around playing truth or dare or have you been rotting their brains with video games, holly wood flops, and graphic rap videos. (I did kind of wonder how a monk from 500 years ago knew I Like Big Butts.)
Anywho
Rin, we all know Sesshomaru sees you as his own pup, do you see him as your father? If so call him daddy and see how he reacts.
Inuyasha, do you treat Shippo like a brother in part because secretly you always wanted that kind of brotherly relationship with Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru, same to you, do you secretly wish you had a brotherly relationship with Inuyasha?
And did you guys know some folks write lemons of you two together? There are even a few demented stories where Inuyasha ends up pregnant by Sesshomaru
(Don't ask me how.)
Kagome, how many pups do you plan on giving Inuyasha? that's all for now.
Gives demons and Rin pixie sticks and Red bulls. That's sugar AND
caffeine. I'm so bad.
-Demons and Rin begin to jump around the room and running in super sonic speed. Then begin to drop like flies.-
Rin: That was so cool.
Candy: Ok that was weird. Anyway, of course we provide them with rooms, beds, food, and all that good stuff.
Inuyasha: ROT OUR BRAINS!!! I KNEW THAT 'RAP' WAS NO GOOD!!!
Hershey's: We have to rot your brains so don't try to escape.
Miroku: Huh, that's couldn't think of an escape plan.
Sango: No wonder.
Rin: Yes, in fact I do think of Lord Sesshoumaru as my father after all he's done for me.
-Everyone stares-
Sesshoumaru: What? Huh? I missed it.
Hershey's: Of all the questions to zone out on, you pick this one.
Candy: -winks at Rin and mouths do it-
Rin: Daddy, is it ok if I call you daddy?
Sesshoumaru: -stares in shock- What did you call me?
Rin: Daddy –does puppy dog eyes-
Sesshoumaru: I'd feel better if everyone would not stare at me; take a picture it'll last longer.
Everybody: -Turns away quickly- OH!! Sorry
Rin: -smiles and grabs Sesshoumaru's hand-
Sesshoumaru: -holds Rin's hand-
Inuyasha: Hell mo
Hershey's: What?
Inuyasha: I said Hell mo, I thon't treat Shippo like a brother because I want Sesshoumaru as my brother.
Hershey's: Why are you talking like that? –looks at him suspiciously-
Candy: Ok now say 'Hello NO, I DON'T treat Shippo like a brother because I want Sesshoumaru as my brother.
Inuyasha: I did –looks nervous-
Candy: I'm not stupid.
Inuyasha: FINE!!! Hell no, I don't treat Shippo like a brother because I want Sesshoumaru as my brother. –lie detector goes off-
Candy: You little heathen.
Inuyasha: GET OFF MY BACK WILL YA?
Sesshoumaru: -Looks completely disgusted- I think I'm going to be sick. –Runs to the bathroom-
Hershey's: Hey, WAIT YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE FIRST QUESTION…jackass.
Inuyasha: -Crying from the thought of…THAT!!!- Some of you people are sick and disgusting.
Kagome: That is just nasty.
Hershey's: I have no problem with gay people but they're brothers. –twitches-
Inuyasha: -cries harder- MOMMA NO!!!!!!!!
Candy: Yeah, those stories pop up out of nowhere. I was reading a fanfiction, minding my own business. This person was a really good writer; I thought it was going to be a very brotherly story so I was like 'ok good'. Then all of a sudden, things start getting graphic and it just came at me at once and hit me right in the face. I was blind for week because of the mental pictures.
Kagome: Well, getting off of that subject, I would probably like three kids. Here that Inuyasha? You're going to be with a girl, who you're not related to, and don't get pregnant by. –narrows eyes in confusion-
-Sesshoumaru comes back-
Hershey's: You alright?
Sesshoumaru: -Takes a deep breath- I think so. By the way the answer is yes.
Candy: Yes to what?
Sesshoumaru: Oh you don't remember? Good –Takes card and melts it with poison claw.-
Hershey's: Next question, Hey Inu! Srry 4 stealing u ears [ here is some ramen D
Question is for Naraku
Why r you so ugly?
Get a makeover plz you are not sexy the only sexy ones are inu sesshy and miroku
yay sango!
yay shippo and rin!
cuties -gives them yummy things-
yay kagome!
I vote 4 sesshy to be tortured so I can laugh at him D
since we have to wait 4 stinky joe I mean Kikyo to be tortured
YAY HERSHEY AND CANDY WRITE MORE!-gives them lots of cool stuff-
Inuyasha: Thanks –smiles and starts to eat-
Naraku: What? I, Naraku am not ugly. You will pay for that.
Hershey's: How? You don't know her. Uh-huh, now shut up.
Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Miroku: -nods-
Kagome and Sango: YAY!!!!
Sango: What are we saying 'YAY' for?
Kagome: I don't know just smile and wave. –waves and smiles-
Shippo and Rin: Yum, thank you.
Rin: -Gives a flower to reviewer and smiles-
Sesshoumaru: WHAT THE?!?! –Glares at Candy and Hershey's- This is your fault.
Candy: Don't worry because next chapter, Kikyou goes into the room with evil pink bunnies from the pit of hell that devours souls with that girl with the machine gun. –smiles evilly- Enjoy your last moment Kinky-ho or should I say Stinky Joe.
Candy: Next question, I make polar bears white.
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.?
ne way to inuyasha if I was at your final battle with naraku would you be mad if I played eye of the tiger? and y don't you kill naraku now he is in the same room as you he is not a puppet or at least take his jewel shards wile he is in hell?
Candy: Oh yeah, that's the world's hardest riddle.
I make polar bears white.
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess this riddle?
Hershey's: See if any of you can guess and you might win something.
Inuyasha: Yes, it's distracting. And because he doesn't have his heart, remember? Even if I did attack him now, he wouldn't die. We have to destroy his heart in order for him to die.
Naraku: And I didn't bring the jewel shards with me.
Kagura: Oh yeah that's smart, now any demon can get them.
Inuyasha, Kouga, and Naraku: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Naraku: Oh never mind Hakudoshi is looking after it.
Inuyasha and Kouga: Oh.
Candy: Next question, HI!
This is hotaru's sister!
STEPHANIE!
Well I have a few questions
First
inuyasha...I REALLY REALLY WANT to feel ur ears!
LIKE OMG
And second
Kagome...UR SOO TOTALLY AWESOME!...ily!
Third...
sesshy...I will BUY ur fluffy! NAME UR PRICE!!
RIN...UR ADORABLE huggles times a bazillion
Shippo...r u a girl or guy?
I REALLY think u look like a girl
Hm
SANGO...ur my FAVORITE CHARACTER! I keep it going!!
(I want a flower from rin!!)
CANDY AND HERSHEY'S AREA ABLSOLUTELY AWESOME!!
Inuyasha: -Sigh- Go ahead.
Candy: I think you're starting to enjoy it aren't you.
Inuyasha: Might as well right?
Kagome: Thank you…ily too.
Sesshoumaru: It's not for sale.
Rin: -smiles and giggles- You can have a flower also.
Shippo: I'm a boy! It's the bow isn't it?
Hershey's: I wasn't going to say anything.
Sango: Glad to know –smiles-
Candy and Hershey's: Thank you.
Hershey's: Next question, Yay!! This is the best. To bad you guys (Hershey and Candy) don't have your own TV show. You could totally go on SNL! BTW I loved the tortures in Ch. 10 and 13. HA. Ok, two questions for Kagome:
1) Do you not see Shippo starting fights with Inuyasha? I mean sure, Inuyasha shouldn't hit a little kid, but Shippo shouldn't get off scot free all the time either. (sorry shippo)
2) Why have you never tried to win Inuyasha over? Put on a short red dress and make him drool!
Sesshomauru, it's not healthy for Rin not to hang out with other kids her age. You should start an orphanage in that big 'ole palace of yours! Come on, you know you love kids.
Inuyasha, what does a fire-rat look like, and can you get robes in colors other than red? (sneaks a tweak of his ears while he is thinking)
Oh! And I vote for Ayame to be tortured. Stop holding Kouga to a dumb promise he made when you were a little kid! He was just being nice! If you want to marry him, work at a relationship instead of whining!
Kagome: Well of course I do but Shippo only a young boy. Inuyasha should act his age sometime.
Inuyasha: I am standing right here.
Kagome: Is the school uniform not enough? Because I was thinking a skin tight black dress…
Candy: Woah, did you not get the message when Destiny's Child sang the song Nasty Girl?
Kagome: Sorry
Sesshoumaru: I wouldn't dare. –looks fearful-
Inuyasha: No I don't know what it looks like. My mother gave me the cloth of the fire-rat.
Sesshoumaru: Which she got from father.
Inuyasha: I don't know much about the colors either.
Kagome and Sango: Well he shouldn't have led her on like that.
Sango: Like a certain monk I know when he asked an 11 year old girl to bear his child.
Sesshoumaru: -moves Rin away from Miroku and glares at him-
Miroku: -sigh- I fear if I try to explain it'll only make it worse.
Kagura: You should be locked up.
Ayame: My love still stands strong.
Everyone except Ayame: -sighs-
Hershey's: Ok next question, (btw reviewer I accidentally erased the first word of your review, lolz, sorry though) LOVE IT! ok q's for everyone! ya!!
Inu-kun: did you feel bad for pushing kagome down the well with out the jewel after ur fight with Sesshy-kun? and I felt so sorry for you about kegs saying the s word.
Kag-chan: do you feel bad when you say sit to inu-kun?
Sesshy-kun: do you think that you would take rin-chan as your daughter for real? and can you beat the toad jaken again? that was funny!
Sango-chan: just admit it with miroku-kun awake that you love him and his perverted ways! I know you want to!
Miroku-kun: if you didn't have your cursed hand would you be this perverted? and I feel sorry about the Michael Jackson thing. I love Michael Jackson's songs!
shippo-kun and rin-chan: I love you guys! you are so adorable it should be illegal! I will give you pocky! hand pocky
Jaken: just die you are so annoying!
Kinky-hoe: just shut the hell up and die! no one likes you nor loves you!
koga-kun: I like that you say you want kagz as your women but look points to ayame you have someone that loves you! kagz LIKES you as a friend! nothing else!
Ayame-chan: 1st knock him out and make sure he doesn't remember kagz. it's the best way! trust me! I've seen it done before! and 2nd why was your reason for finding koga-kun?
naraku: please marry kinky-hoe
kagura: i love the wind! and would you mate sesshy-kun?
kanna: do you have a soul? cause you are like always dead looking
and i want kinky-hoe tortured! please! oh and also 4 everyone what is your
fav movie! thankies for the story for candy and hershey's! keep it up! arigato! ((thank you)) bye!
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Inuyasha: No because I did it so that she would be safe, I don't regret doing it.
Kagome: Would I be a terrible person if I said no.
Hershey's: Yeah
Kagome: Well I don't because he deserves it.
Candy: But you shouldn't sit him for being Inuyasha. If you ask me the only time you should use it is when he is out of control or when he's attacking someone he shouldn't. That's just my opinion.
Sesshoumaru: Why not? And Jaken…
Jaken: -Quivers in fear-
Sesshoumaru: Nah, it's not worth my time.
Jaken: -takes a deep breath-
Inuyasha: It's worth my time. –beats up Jaken-
Sango: Well of course I love him, I promised to marry him after out journey ends but I less than enjoy his perverted ways. –Glares at Miroku-
Miroku: -Laughs Nervously- Honestly, I would.
-Everyone falls anime style-
Rin: Thank you
Shippo: Yeah.
Jaken: WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS!!!
Kikyou: You first.
Kouga: -sighs-
Sango: Get it through your thick skull!!!!
Ayame: -Knocks Kouga unconscious with Sango's weapon- You think I hit him hard enough?
Candy: Let's put it this way, that crack I heard wasn't the weapon.
Ayame: He left me no choice, I hope he's ok.
Naraku: Why do I have to get stuck with her?
Sesshoumaru: Take one for the team. After the hell you put us through, you owe us.
Kagura: OF COURSE I WILL!
Sesshoumaru: Here we go again.
Kanna: Yes I do have a soul I am just very bleak.
Inuyasha: Inuyasha Movie 3 –big smile as everyone stares- What? I haven't seen anything but my life.
Everyone: True.
Kagome: I don't know I liked the 1st one a lot.
Naraku: I liked the 2nd one.
Sango: You would like that one, Mr. Die then come back alive.
Candy: Anyway next question, Ok, Questions and Dares for the Inu Gang!
Inuyasha-Smack Kikyo DO IT! I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU!!
Kagome-I sometimes enjoy fanfics with a SessxKag pairing. Call me retarded go ahead. I hope none of you hate me either. Kagome if you had to pick between
Miroku, Koga, or Sesshoumaru, who would it, be? YOU HAVE TO PICK.
Sesshoumaru-If you had to pick, who would you choose between Kagome, Sango,
and Kikyo? YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE!
Koga-You're a nice guy and all, but Kagome loves Inuyasha, or someone else.
All you really do to her is make her nervous.
Miroku-WILL YOU HELP ME BEAR YOUR CHILDREN?? XD sorry
Inuyasha: I can't…-He hand moves against his will- huh? –Hand smacks Kikyou silly.-
Kikyou: What the hell?
Inuyasha: It wasn't me!
Candy: Hey, Candy likey.
Kagome: Kouga because he the only one out of that group who has feelings for me.
Sesshoumaru: Sango because I don't like the dead priestess and the live one…After pulling out the Tetsusaiga, shooting arrows at me, and insulting me, I don't like her.
Kouga: That's not true, that's impossible.
Miroku: COMING!!!
Sango: -growls with thunder and lightning in the background-
Miroku: TO SIT RIGHT BACK DOWN!!!!
Hershey's: Anyway next questions, hey i hope u torture kikyho i hate her thank u for the flower rin u r so cute to the questions kagome-here is wha you do kill kikyho and then force inuyasha to marry u i mean why wont u he does love u but wont admit it inuyasha- I swear if u don't tell kagome u love her and not kikyho then i will kill
kinkyho with my own to hands i promise Sesshomaru-just merry Kagura and let her be rins mommy i love u to together torture kikyho when u get the chance
mwhahahahahahaha inuyasha i double dog dare u to mate kagome right now so kikyho but you can go to hell! mwhahahahahahaha
Kikyou: I hate you too.
Rin: Your welcome, I'm glad I made you happy.
Kagome: But that would be wrong
Miroku and Sango: No…
Sango: It wouldn't be wrong; it would be giving love a helping hand.
Miroku: Yes, take it from me; you two are perfect for one another.
Inuyasha: Keh, you wouldn't…
Kagome: Then he'd be saying it to save Kinky ho…I mean Kikyou.
Sesshoumaru: …I refuse
Inuyasha: -Inuyasha's body begins to move of its own accord- Uh-oh
Everyone except for Kagome and the children: NO!!! –Jumps to stop Inuyasha-
Miroku: There are children present.
Candy: -Sighs- Next question…
D
Do you guys like cupcakes?
Do you want me to bake you some?
D
Rin: Yes please –smiles-
Inuyasha: I'd like that.
Sesshoumaru: After all of this, I'll eat them, even if they are human food.
Hershey's: Hey, it's the end of the chapter and you'll never guess who is the victim, since Kikyou doesn't get tortured till the next chapter.
Candy: Who? I haven't been keeping track.
Hershey's: Sesshoumaru
Sesshoumaru: DAMN!!!!
Candy: I have the perfect torture.
Hershey's: Really and what would that be?
Candy: I say we make him sit in a room and listen to a lemony story about him and Inuyasha.
Sesshoumaru: No you two play too much. No…I don't deserve this…NO!!!!!!!
Candy and Hershey's: -Lock Sesshoumaru up in a room with the story being played over indestructible loud speakers.-
Candy: Well, there's another chapter for you, hope you've been enjoying the story. Bye!