Kagome: Welcome back to the show. So far we've had some really crazy moments here on Inuyasha Interviews and we probably have more crazy on to come so stick around and the fun will keep on coming.
Sango: Now for your hostesses, give a round of applause for Candy and Hershey's!
Candy: That was really good. –Narrows eyes- Why are you two being so nice?
Sango: Oh no reason, we can't be nice to our hostesses?
Candy: Hell no –shakes head-
Kagome: Oh nonsense, here we made you cookies.
Hershey's: Yes –tries to take cookies but Candy slaps her hand-
Candy: What's the catch?
Sango: No catch –smiles sweetly-
Candy: -Picks up cookie and smells it- You take the first bite –Hands to Kouga without taking her eyes off of Sango and Kagome-
Kouga: -Takes cookie nervously- Here goes nothing. –Takes a bite- Hey that's pretty goo-…- Passes out on the floor-
Candy and Hershey's: -Glares at Sango and Kagome-
Sango and Kagome: -Laughs nervously and then points to each other- She did it! Me!?! Stop that!
Candy: Anyway, I'd rather not make Sesshoumaru wait another second to get out of that room. –Walks over to door and opens it-
Sesshoumaru: -walks out the room fried to a crisp and twitching.-
Hershey's: What the hell happened to you?
Sesshoumaru: -growls- I-I don't r-really k-know –twitch- but I think I d-died a little inside -twitch-
Candy: -sniffs- Anybody else smell fried chicken?
Sesshoumaru: That's it. –Transforms into his true form and grabs Hershey's and Candy by the front of their shirts.-
Hershey's: I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!! –Sesshoumaru lifts them as high as possible, growling.-
Candy: -cries- I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT LIKE THIS!!! Wait, you don't want to eat us.
Hershey's: Yeah, I just got done a whole bunch of chocolate. Isn't that poison for dogs.
Candy: Remember, you kill us and you'll never get out of here and we'll send in all of our tortures.
Sesshoumaru: -Drops them and transforms back-
Hershey's: -Looks down- Oh…snap.
Hershey's and Candy: AAAAHHHHH!!!!!! –Lands on Kouga-
Candy: Well that was lucky, thank you for breaking our fall Kouga.
Kouga: No problem –growls-
Candy: Man, are you out of your mind? Lookin' Kujo went crackhead on us with your deranged self, Sesshoumaru.
Hershey's: It's cool…ON WITH THE QUESTIONS,
Candy: The hell, I'm going to get you for that Sesshoumaru.
Hershey's: CANDY!!!! First question, Um... I wonder why I didn't notice this interview story till now... oh well...
-Coughs- Well first things first before I continue... -glomps Kagura, Sesshy, and Rin- I love you three!!
-Lets go of them, coughs again- anyway... -kicks Naraku and Kikyo in the shins- GO DIE IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE!
-calms down- okay... now... to torture Inuyasha and Sesshy... -hands Kagome and Kagura dog whistles- Time to teach these dogs to admit to some hidden feelings... -evil smirk-
My work here is done... for now but I will return... so buh-bye!
Shoushin
Kagura: Uh, we love you too –smiles-
Sesshoumaru: -rolls eyes-
Sango: Do you have an attitude now?
Sesshoumaru: You would have an ATTITUDE too if YOU had been in THAT ROOM!!!! –Growls-
Inuyasha: But I thought the 'great Lord Sesshoumaru' could handle anything. –Laughs-
Sesshoumaru: -looks at Inuyasha and eyes turn red-
Inuyasha: But then again…-hides behind Kagome-
Candy: -Laughs- Shit happens, get over it.
Hershey's: Life hurts, get a helmet
Rin: I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!! –Gives a flower-
Kikyou: I HATE THESE PEOPLE except for the few who are fans of mine.
Candy: Well THESE PEOPLE don't like you either.
Naraku: Kikyou pretty much said what I was going to say.
Inuyasha: D-dog W-whistles?
Sesshoumaru: Was that a dog joke? –Rolls eyes-
Hershey's: Next question, Woo! I like it.
Oh, and I only have one thing to say this time…
Sesshomaru...I want you to prove that you don't have any pretty lines on your hips…And you didn't answer my question as to if I could touch them or not…'Cause if you don't let me, I'm going to tranquilize you're as--butt and do all the things I've ever wanted to do to you…
Oh, and sorry Miroku, I wrote your name last time, but I didn't ask you a question. Uhm...Are you going to stop being a man- when the fight with Naraku is over? 'Cause marrying beautiful Sango and still being grossly retarded isn't going to get you anywhere with her. :)
Oh, and in my previous review, I meant to say...
Hershey's and Candy...you guys freaking rock.
Like no other.
:D
Ily!
Sesshoumaru: I don't have to prove myself to you, you psychotic fan. NO YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME!!!! Don't even think about doing anything that going through your mind you twisted little…
Inuyasha: Woah, what happened to the emotionless Sesshoumaru we all knew and loved?
Sesshoumaru: -glares-
Inuyasha: There he is
Sesshoumaru: -glares more-
Inuyasha: Shutting up now –smiles nervously-
Miroku: I don't know what you're…
Sango: -Hits him with her boomerang-
Miroku: Yes, of course I would stop. –Laughs nervously-
Sango: That's better.
Hey Miroku, Do you consider yourself somewhat of a Johnny Knoxville of the Feudal Era? – GunRunner
Miroku: Why would you say that? –Looks around- I don't know where you would get…-laughs nervously-
Candy: I hope not.
Hershey's: Next question, Oh...Fluffy's gonna be scarred for life now...I feel so sorry for you Fluffy!
You should get one of those Men in Black things that flash you and you forget stuff...lolz oh my god I'm sorry!!
Ok...well since I didn't ask Sango or Miroku or Kirara any questions, here are some so I don't feel like a jerk:
Sango - You remember that prince who was like in love with you? I wonder how he's doing now. You should invite him to the wedding just to see how he'd react. -muahahaha-
Miroku - I think perverted monks rock. You're my second favorite character, right after InuYasha and Kagome who tie for first!! Wow!
Kirara - You were Midoriko's little kitty first, right? And wow...you're evil to Shippo...
Oh, and by the way, Shippo, are you still sea-sick? I wonder what you'll ALL look like when you're older? -thinks- Could be cool.
Double-dog dares are fun. But I'm deprived of sleep right now, so...not today
:) And you're welcome for getting people to love the show. See ya! C&H, keep it up! (I can't believe none of you favored the second movie! I think it was utterly awesome!!)
Sesshoumaru: There is such a thing?
Hershey's: No, it was just a movie and this is real life. –raises eye brow and looks around waiting for someone to notice what she just said-
Sango: That would be fun. –gets ideas-
Hershey's: -laughs in fear- I'm coming to your wedding.
Miroku: See, my antics are loved. –smiles in triumph-
Candy: How's that headache of yours?
Miroku: I don't have a… -Sango hits him in the head again- Ok, I walked right into that one.
Kirara: Meow, meow, meow (Yes I was but these idiots don't know that yet so keep it a secret) Meow, meow (and I'm not evil, I merely…ok whatever.)
Kouga: Ok now I really want to know what she's saying.
Kirara: Meow, meow, meow, meow (And I want you would wear some pants and take a bath but we all can't always get what we want.)
Shippo: No, I'm ok –smiles-
Rin: I wonder what I will look like also.
Sesshoumaru: I'll look the same. –shrugs-
Candy: Actually the 2nd movie was my favorite until I saw the 3rd one. –smiles- That one was my favorite.
Hershey's: Next question, hey guys I got some question-
Inuyasha-just say you love kagome in front of everybody cuz it's so obvious since if you remember in the 2nd movie you said you would stay a half demon just for her so there go on and say it
Kagome- ill give you props cuz you've already said so you rule!...o and I think your so lucky cuz inuyasha is hot!
Sesshy- who would you choose if you had to pick between kinky-ho or ms wind? o I think you're hot too but not as hot as ur brother!
Kinky-ho- give up and die already! inuyasha is obviously over you and lay off kagome it's not her fault you can't hold on to a guy! ohh burn!
this is for everybody, I know sum one has already asked the myspace question but I was wandering what song you would have on it...mine is The Potential
Breakup Song by: Aly & AJ
Candy and Hershey's I luv you guys! thnx for starting this its soo funny!
Inuyasha: -growls- IF IT WILL GET YOU PEOPLE OFF OF MY BACK!!!!! –Grabs Kagome- I love you, Kagome. DID EVERYONE HERE THAT!!!!! I LOVE KAGOME!!!!
-Everyone goes silence-
Candy: Well I feel better.
Hershey's: Yep
Sango: How do you feel Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Better
Miroku: Good, now that we got that off of our chests.
Kagome: -blushes-
Candy: So when are you going to find someone, Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: When I meet a girl who isn't insane.
Candy: What do you mean?
Sesshoumaru: I attract crazy women. –Looks at Kagura-
Hershey's: Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything but Sara was crazy.
Sesshoumaru: Exactly
Candy: Oh yeah, didn't she fall in love with you when she saw you killing everyone in her village after Inuyasha cut off your arm?
Sesshoumaru: -nods- I'll never understand humans.
Candy: That was not a human thing…that was a crazy woman thing.
Kagome: Thank you.
Sesshoumaru: -looks at Kagura and then at Kikyou- Kagura.
Ayame: You had to think about that.
Sesshoumaru: Sure did
Kikyou: WHAT!?! And here I thought dogs were JUST color blind. I guess not.
Sesshoumaru: Another dog joke. –rolls eyes-
Kikyou: Oh go screw yourself reviewer.
Hershey's: -shakes head- You just never learn do you? –hits Kikyou with a bat-
Candy: You just did that because you wanted to huh?
Hershey's: Yeah, pretty much.
Everyone: How the hell should we know?
Candy: Ya'll are getting a little grumpy I might have to take ya'll on a vacation from this just to see your smiling faces again.
Hershey's: Next question, Poor sesshoumaru, um is it just me or has everyone realized that people are always saying that sesshoumaru is way to old for rin but Kagomes under 20 and Inuyasha is over 50! Just proving a point, anyway I've got a question for everyone to answer if you had a wish the shikon jewel, what would you wish for?
Inuyasha: I'm 200 years old.
Hershey's: -cough cough- That's got to be illegal or something.
Kagome: Didn't we already answer this question?
Sesshoumaru: I don't repeat myself.
Candy: What?
Sesshoumaru: I said I don't repeat…-glares at a smiling Candy-
Candy: Moving on, First, the review. AWESOME PIECE OF WRITING! Even though it is not a story, the Qs and As are rather...amusing. lol. Anyways, on to the questions!
To Candy and Hershey's: Who do you think is the stupidest guy in the whole show? I root for Kouga!
To all of the Inuyasha cast except for Sesshoumaru and Rin: What's up with the same lame attacks over and over again? Don't you have any creativity or something? Especially with Kagome and Jaken. I mean, really. No wonder the show's getting boring now.
To Sesshoumaru: You're so cool! Why haven't you conquered the world already?
You have the potential after all. Let's see...if you were in a desperate, desperate in need of help, who would you rather help you out? And what do you look in a woman to be considered your mate? Please answer them!!
To Rin: You're so cute! Why don't you elope with Kohaku already? He's so perfect for ya!! Also, why can't you learn how to fight? That way, you can defend yourself when idiot demons/humans come after you!!
To Kagura: Also, it is really really true that you actually have feelings for both Inuyasha and Jaken? And what about Sesshoumaru eh? OO
Candy: My vote is definitely on Kouga
Hershey's: True
Kouga: -growls- WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
Inuyasha: I don't use the same attack as always do I? I'm spontaneous.
Kagome: Well that's all I can do, it's the thought that counts.
Miroku: I am appalled by that. I am a monk of very high spiritual standing and…-stops when he notices the glares- Well I am.
Sango: I have a few different attacks.
Jaken: Are we really THAT dull?
Naraku: Just you
Sesshoumaru: I must destroy the vermin Naraku and I must build my empire.
Hershey's: If you ask me, I'd say that you should conquer and then come after Naraku with your POWERFUL ARMY!!!!!!!!! HA!!!!! –foams at the mouth-
Candy: -signals for her to stop-
Sesshoumaru: Anyway, if I were in a desperate situation which would never happen…
Candy: Right…sure. You're so stuck on yourself.
Sesshoumaru: I would ask the panther demon tribe…they owe me. I will not answer such a question…
Hershey's: Why can't you just say you don't know?
Sesshoumaru: I do not make expectations. I fall in love with whoever I fall in love with.
Hershey's and Candy: AW!!!!
Candy: I was expecting you to describe some unrealistic girl who only speaks when she's spoken too and is completely blind to the world except you.
Sesshoumaru: -looks at Candy-
Candy: I'm just saying.
Rin: -Blushes- Well, I never thought about it. Isn't he under Naraku's spell still? But he is really cute and…
Sesshoumaru: -growls- He's going to have to get through me first. –turns to Sango- Remember that.
Sango: -nods furiously-
Rin: I didn't think I had to learn to fight since I have Lord Sesshoumaru and Master Jaken.
Candy: Sweetie without Sesshoumaru, you got nothing.
Rin: Oh, well I will start learning right away…
Sesshoumaru: The hell you will. You're too young.
Inuyasha: Aw
Sesshoumaru: -Grabs Inuyasha by the neck-
Inuyasha: Kidding, I was kidding. –Sesshoumaru lets go- Jackass.
Kagura: What?!? That's nonsense. I have no feelings for that pathetic fool and I'd die before ever caring for that ugly ass toad. Who would?
Hershey's: Beats me.
Candy: Got a point there.
Hershey's: Anyway, ahahahaha poor sesshomaru... ok questions...
Sesshomaru- how was it... XD there going to be stuck in yer mind forever...
ahahah
Inuyasha- have you ever hug miroku, but careful he might think yer sango and grab yer butt... (loves)
Kagome- I'm sorry... you didn't get to use the machine gun...hands kagome a big gun and puts a whole bunch of bullets on her shoulder GO WILD! XD
Shippo- you like inuyasha as a father figure huh grabs shippo's bow while he's thinking and runs off AHAHAHAH trips oof! get up and runs off
OOH I vote for this chapter to be ...ME!
do yer worst... DO IT ... come on candy and hersheys I DARE YOU...
Koshii: AHAHA WE ...yay... do it…come on...
well love yer story... LOVES ALL BYE...
Love,
Koshii
Sesshoumaru: I was crying on the inside. I will be scarred for life.
Inuyasha: Why the hell would I hug that lecher?
Kagome: It's ok…today's the chapter where we get to use them. –glares at Kikyou- You're going down.
Shippo: Yeah right…as if I would ever think of Inuyasha as a father figure. He's so, so, so –thinks-
Hershey's: That's telling him. –rolls eyes-
Shippo: My bow –starts to cry-
Kagome: Its ok Shippo, you shouldn't be mad at the person who will help me destroy Kikyou.
Inuyasha: That sounded so odd.
Hershey's: After all of the people who have been waiting on Kikyou's torture, we couldn't disappoint them no matter how much you want to be tortured. I'm sorry though.
Candy: Now THAT sounded odd.
Candy: More questions, Poor Sesshomaru! Oh how horrible to have to listen to that lemon! It'll be ok, let me give you a hug big guy. --risking death, hugs Sesshomaru reassuringly-- Are you o.k?
Myoga, did you watch after Inuyasha at all after his mom died? If not where the hell were you? Did danger come up and you abandoned the poor little orphan?
Kagome, I agree Shippo shouldn't get off free when he taunts Inuyasha. Yes he is a young boy but he can go in time out or you could take his crayons away for a day. If you don't punish him when he's bad he won't grow up to be a kind, caring, and responsible young man.
Inuyasha, did you know Kikyo tried to kill Kagome? When she stole her jewel shards, she tried to kill her before you showed up. Kagome just didn't tell you because she thought knowing the truth would break your heart, but you need to know. That's all for now.
And have a cookie everyone, Sesshomaru, you can have two after what you just went through. They are peanut butter. Do dog demons like peanut butter as much as mortal dogs?
Sesshoumaru: It was horrible but don't hug me although I do feel much better.
Myouga: I uh…did no such thing. I guided him along the way.
Inuyasha: Yeah but now that I think about it, you were gone every single time I was in danger. –looks hurt- MYOUGA!!!!!!
Myouga: Lord Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: Don't talk to me, you are a horrible friend.
Myouga: I still looked after you…just from a safer distance.
Candy and Hershey's: MYOUGA!!!!! –squishes him-
Kagome: I know but he's just so cute. –squeals-
Sesshoumaru: Why don't you put him in the SBC?
Kagome: What's that?
Sesshoumaru: Sesshoumaru's Boot Camp –glares at Shippo- I'm starting Rin up when she turns 12.
Rin: -Looks scared- Uh-oh
Inuyasha: -looks shock- You never told me?
Kagome: Well like she said I didn't want to break your heart.
Kikyou: I'd do it again too.
Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
Sesshoumaru: What is this dog joke day? –eats cookie-
Hershey's: -woofs like a dog and laughs-
Sesshoumaru: Make another dog joke! I dare you, I double dare.
Hershey's: Double Do-…
Sesshoumaru: Don't even say it.
Candy: Next question, Ok, since I don't trust kik-,Sango take the children out of the room, and will you go on a date with me, I'm not a pervert like that guy named Miroku, and
miroku, a good boyfriend waits until his girlfriend is ready to do it.
Inuyasha: Do you want to have sex with Kagome, and if you say yes you and Kagome have to do it right there, oh I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, so you can't get out of this ?/dare.
Kagome: Same question, Dare, and I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU, so you can't get out of it.
DON'T FORGET THE LIE DETECTER!
Sango: Well, I don't see why not, seeing as Miroku doesn't seem to care.
Miroku: Sango, you know that's not true.
-Sango and the children leave the room for ice cream-
Candy: Don't try anything slick…I HAVE TRACKING DEVICES ON YOU ALL!
Inuyasha: WHAT!?! Can they ask these questions?
Candy: Yep we accept any and all questions.
Inuyasha: I'm not ready for that.
Sesshoumaru: But do you want to?
Inuyasha: -whispers- yeah
Kagome: -blushes and whispers- yes
Sesshoumaru: Oh snap…-runs to the door and starts to try to open it-
Candy: What's wrong?
Hershey's: Oh no…it's the curse of the double dare.
-Kagome and Inuyasha start involuntarily moving towards each other.-
Everyone: -Runs for the door- NOOO!!!
Sesshoumaru: It's locked.
Candy: WHAT!?! Get out of the way –pushes Sesshoumaru over to the side and starts trying to open the door- It is locked…SANGO!!!!!!
Kouga: -tries to stop Inuyasha and Kagome- I will not allow this.
Sesshoumaru: I NEED TO GET OUT!!!!! I'M ALREADY TRAUMATIZED ENOUGH!!!!
Hershey's: That's it –Pulls out chains- I'm going to handle this personally –chains Inuyasha and Kagome to a separate walls-
Kagura: Thank goodness
Naraku: I almost committed suicide.
Miroku: -thinks about setting them free to kill Naraku- Nah
-Sango and the children walk back in-
Sango: So what did I miss? –looks at Inuyasha and Kagome chained to the walls and blushing-
Everyone: -Shrugs- Nothing.
Candy: Anyway, W0T! -shoots the machine gun mercilessly...not hitting the kids just kinky-hoe I mean kikyou- I FEEL SO SPECIAL! W00T! (call me alissa if yeh want to xD)
inuyasha and kagome- does this line from a song mean anything to you??
"I hate everything about you. Why do I love you?"-Three Days Grace (I was listening to the song…it's just a thought I know yall love each other…AND SO
DOES THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD)
inuyasha and sango- i've seen fics with you two together. Makes me wanna puke. What do you think about them?
kikyo- how can you hate your life when you dont have one?
rin and shippo- -gives you white chocolate bunnies-
naraku-...I will admit...you are clever...-twitch-
naraku and sesshy- i've seen pictures of yall on photobucket...as in
yaoi...your thoughts? (I hate yaoi, I was doing I random search...saw it in a
vid too...)
inuyasha- -sneaks an ear rub-
sesshy- -pets fluff and hides behind rin again-
PREPARE TO DIE KIKYOU! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
xXbeautifullyshatteredXx
Candy: Cool Alissa, you're about to get your chance to hunt down Kikyou with Kagome in the pit of hell with evil pink bunnies that devour souls. –smiles- I remembered.
Inuyasha: I don't know what you're talking about.
Sesshoumaru: -hits Inuyasha on the head-
Inuyasha: What?!? No, we're just friends.
Sango: Yeah, nothing like that.
Kikyou: I necessary do have a life since I am able to die again. Just because I have already died doesn't mean I can't be alive…
Candy: DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE!!!!! –narrows eyes-
Rin: This is a different type of candy. –Tries it- Its delicious thank you. -Takes a bite out of the ears-
Shippo: Yum –Takes a bite out of the bunny butt-
Shippo's Bunny: My butt hurts.
Rin's Bunny: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!
Sango: That was weird.
Naraku: Thank…you –twitch-
Sesshoumaru: AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! –flinches-
Candy: I think Sesshoumaru has a new found fear.
Hershey's: Yaoi
Naraku: That is simply disgusting…even for me.
Inuyasha: -growls-
Sesshoumaru: -sighs-
Kikyou: -scoffs-
Hershey's: Next question, inuyasha- I will kill kinky-ho if u dont I swear I will kagome loves you for u but kikyho wants u to turn human and go to hell with her u better do the double dog dare or I will tell kagome that when u saw her naked u wanted to mate her
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kikyho- go to hell i hate u inuyasha doesn't love u anymore he only does this for u because he feels guilty for ur death but i don't I'm warning u stay away from inuyasha he is kagomes man now
koga- kagome loves inuyasha not u so get over it and find someone else can u put the inuyasha and kagome in a different room then the children and make him do the dare for me pleaz i love the stories and inuyasha i mean it I will and if I can't kagome or lord Sesshoumaru will u do it for me (puppy dog pout) pleaz kagome if inuyasha doesn't tell him to sit while lord Sesshoumaru kills kikyho
love your biggest fan
inuyashaloveskagome4ever(mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)ps
thank u candy and hersheys keep up with the good work love u inuyasha i mean it i will kill kikyho if u dont do what i tell u to do
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I'm evil
Inuyasha: Still chained to the wall here. Thank goodness.
Kagome: -blushes- We'll worry about this kind of stuff later PLEASE!!!!!!
Kikyou: THE HELL HE IS!!!!!!
Candy: Are you blind or just plain stupid? THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE CHAINED TO THE WALL REMEMBER!!!!!!
Kouga: I still have hope!!!
Sesshoumaru: Idiots. And of course I will do it for you –smiles-
Hershey's: -Smacks Sesshoumaru's arm-
Sesshoumaru: -looks at Candy and smiles a 'I'm going to kill you if you hit me again' smile.-
Inuyasha: No one's going to kill Kikyou! I love Kagome but that doesn't give anyone the right to kill Kikyou.
Candy: -sighs- Damn, bleeding hearts of the world unite.
Hershey's Next question, Another AWESOME chapter Candy and Hershey's.
Kagome- I double dog dare you to kiss Inu-chan fully on the lips and rub his ears. Just to see his reaction. Cause I saw the third movie and I haven't seen you kiss since.
Inu-chan- I hope you don't mind me abbreviating you name but it's to long.
What will be your response if Kagome and Sesshoumaru got together? Just a question, don't kill me.
Fluffy-sama-I really like you and all but if you come out of that shell I bet your an AWESOME person/demon. And everyone thinks you look like a girl because you have long hair and delicate features. If you ask me your still hot.
Miro-chan-Do you think the group as the family you never had? Mushin not included.
Sango-chan- You're so independent. Do you really think you can settle down at such a young age? I mean your 17 or 20 at the oldest. Most girls... um... how would you put it... experiment before the plan on getting married.
Kagura- You're still awesome to me. If only you were free.
Naraku- Get ready to die bubblez.-gets out flamethrower and tosses a couple to all males and hands machine guns to the females- join me in mass destruction of NARAKU.
Kikyou- I don't hate you all that much anymore. I understand your position.
Nobody wants the man that the love or loved to be with someone else. But I also understand Kags point of view. She loves this man now. Allow him the chance to be happy. For her to be happy.
Kagome: I would but…
Inuyasha and Kagome: WE'RE STILL CHAINED TO THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!
Sango: Should we risk it?
Ayame: No but we're going to do it anyway.
-Kagome and Inuyasha are unchained from the wall and share a passionate kiss with everyone watching carefully for the other dare-
-They broke the kiss and all is silent-
Sesshoumaru: Thank goodness.
Inuyasha: Kagome with Sesshoumaru…I'd kill the bastard. A slow and painful death –eyes turn red-
Everyone: NO!!!!
Naraku: DAMN IT!!!!!
-Inuyasha's eyes return back to normal-
Sesshoumaru: Thank you…I think.
Miroku: Why yes I do, we do look out for each other after all. –smiles- Group hug.
-Everyone in the Inuyasha group except Inuyasha hug-
Inuyasha: No
Kagome: Why not?
Inuyasha: That's why not –points to the monk's hand on each of the girls' bottoms-
-Both girls slap Miroku-
Miroku: Oh come on, you two practically walked right into that one.
Sango: Well yes because I truly am in love with Miroku.
Miroku: Really? –smiles-
Sango: -blushes- of course, except that womanizing problem…but I'll fix that. –evil glare-
Kagura: I appreciate it. AND I WILL BE FREE ONE DAY!!!
Everyone except Naraku: -Smiles evilly- YEAH!!!!!!
Naraku: Uh-oh
Kikyou: Thank you for being so understanding
Candy: Even more question, i have a questions for kagome, inuyasha, sesshomaru, and kanna.
kanna- are u really kagura's older sister that's what i heard but im not so sure?
sesshomaru- do u know people write stories about u and rin which i think IS
SO WRONG she's a little girl for peet's sake. oh how old are u (im guessing a
couple 100 years old)
kagome- if candy and hershy would let u would u mate with inuyasha right now?
(as soon as they get the children out of the room)
inuyasha- same question as kagome
u guyz rock (hershy and candy) u really need ur own show, I'd watch it. keep
up the good work! candy and soda for all! (except for kinky-hoe and naraku) oh
and rin u get a bunch of flowers and for shippo u get video games with also
since u guyz r so cute! -hugs to death- oh and i want to see koga get tortured!
wahahahahah his torture should be having those magical beads go on him and have
a record playing a "sit" command by Ayame over and over till he's bleeding and
near death!
Everybody except Kikyou and Naraku: THANK YOU FOR THE GIFTS!!!!
Kanna: Yes, I was dispatched from Naraku before Kagura.
Kouga: That is so nasty.
Inuyasha: For once I agree with you Kouga.
Sesshoumaru: So I've been told. I am 400 years old and Inuyasha is 200 years.
Candy: Yeah I solved that mystery because I know a lot of people have been wondering. In the third movie Myouga said that Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru's father died 200 years ago and Inuyasha was born on that same night. Sesshoumaru was about the age that Inuyasha is now, which makes him at least 400 years give or take a couple 100 years.
Kagome: UGH!!!!!!! No I wouldn't mate with him at this moment!!!!!! Maybe later on in the years but NOT NOW!!!!
Inuyasha: AGREED!!!!
Kouga: What?!? Why so violent?
Candy: I like that idea.
Kouga: You would.
Hershey's: Next question, Aww, Poor Sesshomaru! I feel your pain!
Candy and Hershey's--I never said this so I think it's time I should--Keep up
the great work, this is a very successful fic!! GREAT JOB!
Okay, Sesshomaru- You're my favorite character(not that you care), but did
you really mean it when you said you had no one to protect?(movie 3)
Kagome- I'm totally jealous of you. You totally have Inuyasha wrapped around
your fingers! Just get together already and make me happy!
tweaks Inuyasha's ears and giggles I always wanted to do that.
Hmm... takes Jaken's staff and knocks Kikyo out, grabs a sharpie and draws a
mustache on her face Tee hee!!
Kinky-Ho(AKA-Stinky-Joe) to get tortured!!
Sesshoumaru: -Thinks and gets Jaken and Rin saying 'Lord Sesshoumaru' over and over again in his head- Yes –LIE DETECTOR GOES OFF- Dang, I forgot about that thing. Fine, no, I didn't mean it but I wasn't going to admit it either.
Kagome: -smiles- I know its so much fun.
Inuyasha: Don't encourage her please.
Kikyou: -growls- AAAAAAEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Kagome: -throws a shoe at Kikyou-
Candy: Going on, Not a problem. Take your time. Just don't torture whoever it was you put in until you finally update. Whoever it was doesn't deserve that much. ,
I have a question. This is a classic to see how smart all of the characters are. And I have a feeling Sesshomaru and Naraku will probably get this right away, since one's an evil genius and the other's well, bright. So don't answer right away if you can. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Candy: Oh, I hate this question.
Hershey's: This ought to be good.
Sesshoumaru: Yes
Naraku: How do you know? Since no one is around to here it.
Sesshoumaru: Hmm…All trees make a sound when they fall no matter if anyone hears it or not. Sound waves still travel when the tree hits the ground; they just never reach far enough to be heard.
-Everyone stares in amazement-
Kagome: I'm coming to you next time I have a test.
Inuyasha: What if it falls on a gopher? Or what if the tree falls on Naraku and he hurts the tree? Is it a tree demon?
Candy: -looks at Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: Yeah, I'm just being silly now.
Candy: Next, Hey Hey Hey!
More questions from the curious mind of Master Demonade!
Ok Stink-ho or whatever your name is when is it going to be time for you to get tortured?
Sango will you teach me how to be a demon slayer? -puppy eyes- Pwease??
Inuyasha can i pet your ears? Plz?
Miroku hey how r u?
Shippo on a scale of 1 to 10 how much do you like Inuyasha? (as a friend)tell the truth!
Kagome same for you and Ayame i love your outfit where you get it??
Hershey's: She tortured in this chapter. –smiles evilly-
Sango: -sighs and smiles- Like I told the ninja sisters, it takes years and hard work to become a demon slayer. I'm afraid I must decline.
Inuyasha: Why not? Everyone else is.
Candy: -Tweaks Inuyasha's ears earning a glare- What?!?
Miroku: I am good and I hope you are doing well also.
Shippo: Inuyasha has his good moments, I must admit.
Kagome: Of course I like Inuyasha, he's such a cute pup-…
Sesshoumaru: DOG JOKE!!!!
Kagome: Oh, sorry.
Ayame: Thank you…I made it myself.
Candy: Uh-oh
Hershey's: What is it Candy?
Candy: You're not going to like this, it seems that a lot of people have been tortured except...Candy and
Hershy...(evil grin)
I VOTE FOR CANDY, AND HERSHY TO BE TORTURED!
I will review to EVREY CHAPTER WITH THIS MESSAGE SO THEY WILL BE
TORTURED!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hershey's: Wow, it's only one vote though right?
Candy: Look again.
Hershey's: AH!!! There are so many!!!
Everyone except Candy and Hershey's: -Evil laughs-
Candy: Uh-oh but WAIT!!!! Kikyou must be tortured so many people have been waiting. And I promised that that Alissa will get to hunt Kikyou with Kagome.
Sesshoumaru: Well I suppose we can allow that but…
Candy: But…But what?
Sesshoumaru: Next chapter you will pay!
Inuyasha: Oh yes.
Kagome: -Pushes Kikyou into the pit with soul eating pink bunnies and goes in with Alissa.-
Sesshoumaru: Well until next time, we say good bye –evil smile-
Candy: I'm scared.
Hershey's: This has got to be illegal or something.
Hershey's and Candy: HELP!!!!!
Kikyou: Help you?!? These two are trying to shoot me and the bunnies keep biting me!!!!!