The Mazoku In Ouran
By: moonlightstar12
Warning: Shonen-ai! Yuuram! HikaKao! Other couples are necessary! I'm open for suggestion!
Summary: What happens when Yuuri happens to accidently bring extra people along with him when he goes to Earth and ends up in Ouran instead of his home?
Disclaimer: I don't own Kyou Kara Maou or Ouran High School Host Club! If I did, Yuuri and Wolfram would be a couple and there'd be more hosts in the Host Club.
A/N: It seems that you guys don't like Host! Yuuri, so Yuuri won't be a host. He gets to be the jealous one! ^_^
Chapter Warning! Very OOC Wolfram!
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"Become Hosts?" Wolfram parroted.
Kyoya looked at him over the top of his glasses. "Yes. That's what I said. Will you?"
Wolfram glared. "Why should we?"
"Because you all are very popular with the Ladies. You'd make me lots of money," Kyoya said, being blunt.
"No," chorused Wolfram and Gwendal.
"Why not?" Kyoya asked.
"Because, I already have a fiancé, I'd be committing an infidelity if I let all of those girls do…" Wolfram started, glancing at Yuuri out of the corner of his eye. He trailed at the end. "Do the girls do anything other than fawn over the Hosts?" he asked.
Kyoya shrugged. "I wouldn't know. I don't participate."
"But they said you were apart of this Host Club," Yuuri inquired.
"I don't entertain Ladies," Kyoya said.
"Then what do-" Wolfram started but was stopped by Kyoya putting a hand up.
"Don't ask anymore questions of me. I asked to talk about you," Kyoya said.
As Wolfram continued to glare at Kyoya, Kyoya continued on. "Since the blond one, here, doesn't seem very reasonable, please let me speak to someone else."
As Wolfram twitched, Conrad stepped up. "What will we receive from helping you?" he asked.
Kyoya looked up at him. "I will see what I can do to get you back to…Shin Makoku," he said, still not believing.
Conrad nodded before turning to Gwendal and Yozak. He removed the 'Heart's-Cry-kun' and waited for Gwendal and Yozak to do the same. Then, he started to talk with the two of them in demon.
Wolfram was still fuming from earlier, and getting excluded from their little conversational group wasn't helping.
Yuuri put his hand on Wolfram's shoulder in a comforting manner, hoping to calm the blond down, while Kyoya watched with mild interest.
By the time Conrad, Gwendal and Yozak had finished, Wolfram had calmed to the point where he wouldn't explode as soon as Kyoya started talking again.
"We've decided that we'll become Hosts. We need to get home as soon as possible," Conrad announced for them.
"What!" Wolfram exclaimed, temper flaring again.
Conrad looked down at his little brother. "It's alright Wolfram. You don't have to do it," he said reassuringly.
Kyoya cleared his throat to call attention to himself. "Actually, yes, he does. He is the second best at being a Host, next to Günter. He'd earn us way too much money for me to let him not participate."
Wolfram looked back to Kyoya. "No! I won't! I'm not a cheater!" he said.
Kyoya glanced at him before looking back to Conrad. "If won't do it, then none of you will. And if you all won't do it, I won't help you."
Conrad just stared at Kyoya for a minute before looking down at Wolfram again. "Think of this as a competition, Wolfram. If you beat Günter at being a Host, then you win," Conrad said, trying to reason.
Conrad smiled when he saw Wolfram waver at the thought. "But, in this competition, I'd have to win those girls, right? I'd be cheating on the wimp if I did that," he said, still not wanting to give in.
Conrad continued to smile as he looked at Yuuri. "You give him permission to do this, Yuuri-Heika?"
The groups attention turned to Yuuri. He laughed nervously and took a step back. He looked at Wolfram's pleading face, to Conrad's smile, to Gwendal's solemn face, to Yozak's grin, to Kyoya's waiting look, and back to Wolfram. "Um…Sure?" he said uncertainly, not understanding what Wolfram's expression meant.
Conrad looked back to Wolfram. "See? Heika gives you permission," Conrad said.
Wolfram just stared at Yuuri for a second before turning to Conrad. "Alright. I'll do it," he said, before turning to Kyoya. "How should I do it?"
Kyoya smiled. "We'll have to give you a Type then," he said, before inspecting Wolfram.
Wolfram blushed as he felt Kyoya looking him up and down. "St-Stop that!" he snapped.
Kyoya smirked. "Well, you could surely pass off for the 'Loli-Shota' part, but Hunny is already in that position. You seem like the 'Fiery' Type. Hot-headed, yet beautiful," he said.
Wolfram's blush deepened. "…" he couldn't come up with something else to say.
"That fits him well. Wolfram's element is Fire," Yozak said.
"…I won't bother myself with asking what that means," Kyoya said.
"Wise decision," said Gwendal.
Kyoya nodded in acknowledgement before turning to Conrad. "You are the 'Gentleman' Type. You're like a Prince Charming with them," he said.
Conrad nodded, not really remembering what or who 'Prince Charming' was.
Kyoya looked to Yozak. "…Hm…I don't know about you," he said.
Yozak shrugged before he grinned lightly. "Oh well, we'll figure something out for me," he said.
Kyoya nodded at him before turning to Gwendal. "You…I'm not sure about you either. What would you do to earn money?" he asked.
Gwendal's expression didn't change. "I refuse to participate in such trivial matters. But, it seems that they fawn over me whether they have my consent or not."
Kyoya just stared before looking back at his clipboard. "You're the 'Scary' Type. I'm surprised they love you so much. With a glare like that, you should be scaring off any and everyone with in seeing distance of you," he said.
"Now, since you all have your Types, excluding…." Kyoya trailed.
"Yozak," said Yozak.
"Right, Yozak, anyway, I will announce that you now are the newest Hosts of the Ouran High School Host Club," Kyoya said, after writing something down on his clipboard.
"H-Hey, wait! What about me?" Yuuri asked indignantly.
Kyoya looked at him. "What about you?"
"Don't I get to be a Host too?" Yuuri asked.
Kyoya looked at him for a second. "No," he said, chorused by Wolfram.
Yuuri looked at both of them. "What, why?!?" he asked.
Kyoya was about to say something, but Wolfram interrupted. "No fiancé of mine will go around flirting with pretty girls," he said.
"But you're flirting with girls too! Why do you get to do it but not me?" Yuuri insisted.
"Because…" Wolfram started, but didn't, finish. He had no more a right to being doing it then Yuuri did.
"His case is different. He is competing, you wouldn't be if you were a Host," Conrad covered for him. Wolfram nodded gratefully at Conrad, who smiled back.
Yuuri stared at the two, not believing that Conrad would take Wolfram's side; but then again, Yuuri thought, Wolfram is his little brother.
Not being able to out talk both of them, Yuuri sighed before saying, "Alright, fine."
Yuuri saw Wolfram's eyes flash with emotions for a second before turning normal again. "Alright, wimp," he said before turning to Kyoya.
"Not a wimp," Yuuri couldn't help to murmur.
Wolfram ignored him as he asked Kyoya, "So what am I supposed to do?" he asked.
"Entertain the Ladies," Kyoya said. "Weren't you listening?"
Wolfram twitched. "Yes, I was listening!" he snapped. "I want to know how I'm supposed to do that!"
"Do whatever you like. They seem to like you no matter what. But for more money, why don't you try acting?" Kyoya said.
"Acting?" said Wolfram.
"Yes. They particularly like drama," Kyoya said, remembering the movie that Renge had made; it had made them quite a lot of money.
Wolfram nodded. "Oh. Okay then, I'll try," he said.
Kyoya nodded. Then, he walked away from the six of them and towards Tamaki, who was holding a blond girl in his arms and talking about her beauty compared to a sunset, causing the girl to blush madly. "Oh, Tamaki-kun," the girl sighed.
Kyoya tapped Tamaki on the shoulder, causing him to excuse himself from his customers and to turn to Kyoya. "What is it?" Tamaki asked.
Kyoya explained his conversation with the five newest Hosts, and explained to Tamaki what he wanted him to announce. Tamaki nodded, excited that he got to announce the newest members.
Tamaki called all of the attention towards himself before announcing the new Hosts.
The girls immediately squealed in delight. More than half of the girls in the room rushed towards the new Hosts, finding the one they loved the most. The most went to Günter, next went to Wolfram, then Conrad, then Yozak, then Gwendal.
The girls decided to continue where they left off before; talking too fast for Günter to answer, attacking Wolfram, admiring Conrad, doing whatever they wanted with Yozak, and admiring Gwendal from behind the force-field.
Wolfram was in the middle of his crowd, having no control over the situation, what-so-ever. That red head was back; she clinging onto Wolfram possessively, as Wolfram tried to pry her off. "Hey! Red Head! L-Let me go!" he said.
"Nope! I love you too much, Wolf-chan!" the red head squealed.
"W-W-Wolf-chan?!?" Wolfram squeaked, trying to get away from the red head and only succeeding in getting further into the crowd.
"Yep!" the red head said and hugged tighter.
"N-N-No! I-I don't want to be W-Wolf-chan!" Wolfram said, starting to sound like a child.
"Aw~ So cute!" the red head squealed again. The girls around them squealed as well.
Yuuri watched the group from his spot near the doorway. He could see everyone in the room from here, but his gaze was set on Wolfram. He couldn't really see him; there were too many girls in the way, but Yuuri could see his face.
He was blushing prettily, and trying to remove the red head from his waist. Yuuri felt a pang of jealously-Yuuri still didn't understand where that feeling came from-as he watched the girl hold Wolfram tighter. Wolfram was blushing deeper now; he said something and all the girls squealed. He felt the urge to just go and pulled the red head off of Wolfram but, that was confusing him even more. Since when did he feel that way?
"Are you alright? You look confused," said a voice from behind Yuuri.
Yuuri jumped before turning and looking at the owner of said voice. Haruhi was standing behind him, with a coffee mug in his (Yuuri still thought it was 'her') hand. He was looking at Yuuri with a worried expression. "N-No. I'm fine," he said half-heartedly.
Haruhi didn't look like he believed Yuuri at all, but he shrugged and was about to walk away before Yuuri grabbed his shoulder. Haruhi looked back at him. "Yes?" Haruhi asked.
"Tell me. Seriously, are you a boy or a girl?" Yuuri said.
Haruhi fidgeted before glancing around. Deciding it was safe, Haruhi looked back to Yuuri. "It doesn't really matter to me which one I am, but, legally, I'm a girl. But, don't tell anyone. I have to be a boy to stay in the Host Club so keep it a secret," she said.
"If it's a secret, then why did you tell me?" Yuuri asked.
Haruhi smiled. "You seem trustworthy," she said before turning back and leaving off, going to her table, where four girls were waiting.
Yuuri watched her sit down and chat with the girls. She smiled at them and they swooned.
Yuuri turned away from her, and back to Wolfram. That jealous feeling immediately came back as he watched Wolfram get more guests.
"P-P-Please let me go!" Wolfram was begging. He could feel his face on fire as the red head squealed and shook her head.
"Nope! I don't want to let Wolf-chan go!" she said.
"Ah!" Wolfram exclaimed, frustrated that he couldn't get her off.
"Hey! Akako! You can't have him all to yourself!" yelled another voice, and a brunette with black eyes came out of the crowd.
"Yeah!" yelled someone else, and a girl with black hair and black eyes came out of the crowd as well, and stood next to the brunette.
The red head turned to the two newcomers—so Wolfram found out that her name was Akako—and smiled. "Who said I did?" she asked.
The newcomers grinned and then launched themselves at Wolfram simultaneously, both grabbed Wolfram.
"Hey! Don't-" started Wolfram, but the sudden force of both girls landing on him, plus the added on weight, sent him spiraling to the ground, all three of them falling with him.
The rest of the activities in the Host Club stopped upon hearing the sound of the four them hitting the ground.
Everything was silent for awhile, before Akako was saying, "I'm sorry!" repeatedly.
Wolfram had been lying on the ground, brown-haired one on his left, black-haired one on his right, and Akako was laying on top of him. They fell rather ungraciously, and Akako ended up falling closer to Wolfram then he would have liked.
He felt the blood drain out of his face; not only had she landed on top of him, she ended up kissing him.
Wolfram watched with wide eyes as Akako leaped off of him and went in front of him. She was on her sitting on her knees and bowing to Wolfram, saying "I'm sorry" over and over again.
The room was silent, except for Akako.
"Wolfram? Wolfram, are you alright?"
"Wolf-chan? Are you okay?"
"What's wrong, Wolf?"
Yuuri heard all of the girls who where surrounding Wolfram, speaking all at once.
He moved forward to see what they were talking about; he would have moved closer, but the girls were in the way.
Wolfram was lying on the ground. He hadn't moved to get up yet, even though the two brunettes had already do so; they were kneeling on either side of Wolfram.
Wolfram's eyes started to tear up, and they were shining brightly because of it. Several of the girls gasped, including Akako, who crawled to the opposite side of the brown-haired girl.
"Why are you crying?" she asked worriedly.
Wolfram let a few tears escape and sniffed. "Y-You k-kissed me," he stuttered. "It was m-my f-first kiss. I-I wanted to save it for someone else," he continued, still sniffing.
The girls gasped again. All of them were surrounding Wolfram now; Yuuri couldn't see him very well anymore.
Akako looked shocked and mortified. "Y-Your first kiss? I-I'm so sorry!" she exclaimed. "I'll try and make it up to you. Who were you saving it for?" she asked, suddenly more energized.
Wolfram still managed to blush with tears going down his face. "Well, I don't know if it's alright to say here. He said that it was bad for two boys to be together on Earth. That's why he won't be with me," Wolfram said, blush fading and making himself look even sadder.
All of the Ladies were gasping now. "Nonsense! That's no reason!" said the black haired girl.
"Yeah! Is that the only reason?" agreed the brown haired one.
Wolfram looked at them. "I-I don't know. He never told me any other reason that I can think of right now," he said.
"Who is this boy?" Akako asked, sounding outraged.
Wolfram let himself sniffle one more time before saying, "Yuuri."
More heads than Yuuri could count all swerved towards him. He flinched; he hadn't heard what Wolfram said, but it must have been something bad to get that many girls angry at him.
The red head from before shouldered her way up to Yuuri, followed by a brown haired girl and a black haired one.
"You," the red head said. "Are you 'Yuuri'?"
Yuuri flinched again-the red head reminded her of Anissina-before nodding. "Yeah. Why?"
"Then, please, explain this to me," she said and dragged Yuuri through the crowd of girls and stopped right in front of Wolfram, who was still crying.
Yuuri's eyes widened. "Whoa! Wolf! What's wrong?" Yuuri panicked, reaching to touch Wolfram, but was stopped by the red head.
"Answer my question," she said simply.
"I-I don't know what's wrong! Weren't you all watching him?" Yuuri asked, getting annoyed with the red head.
"Yes," she said. She turned to Wolfram and her expression and voice immediately softened. "Will you tell him why, Wolf-chan?" she asked.
Wolfram looked up at Yuuri, cried a bit more, and looked away. "N-No," he whispered.
"Wolfram?" Yuuri asked. This was very much unlike him.
"This is your fault!" the brown-haired girl and the black-haired girl exclaimed at once.
Yuuri couldn't help but cringe. "M-My fault?"
"Yes. It's all your fault. Do you realize his feelings?" the red head asked.
Yuuri fidgeted nervously. He glanced nervously between the girls and Wolfram, back and forth, before answering, "Um…Yes. I do."
"And how do you feel about him?" the red head asked, calming down only a little.
Wolfram looked up at Yuuri, waiting for an answer. He already had a feeling that he knew what was going to be said, but he hoped he was wrong. "…"
"Well, how do you?" the brown-haired one asked, getting impatient.
Yuuri fidgeted some more and refused to look at any of them. "Two guys being together is wrong! I can't be with him!" he said, trying to understand why that rule seemed to not apply here. Then again, they enjoyed watching the Hitachiin Twins being together, so it really shouldn't have surprised Yuuri that this wouldn't bother them.
"That is no excuse!" the red head thundered. "Answer my question!"
"I don't want to be with a he!" Yuuri snapped, annoyed with the red head.
It was quiet for awhile. "Then, if he was a she, you'd be with him?" she asked.
Yuuri blinked stupidly. "A she? How can you make Wolf a girl?"
"Please stop avoiding my questions," was all the red head said.
"I-I don't know then. I wouldn't have to worry about him being a boy if he was a girl…" started Yuuri, trailing as he muttered to himself.
The red head nodded. "Very well, then," she said before spinning on her heel, in a way that reminded Yuuri of Wolfram, and stalking back through the crowd.
Wolfram watched as Akako came back to him. He heard what Yuuri said; he would be surprised if any didn't. He felt himself cry even more.
Akako kneeled next to him, followed by the brown-haired and the black-haired girls. "Okay, Wolf-chan, we're going to help you," she said loud enough only for the girls to hear her. Then her voice raised, and she was talking to the whole room. "Right, girls?"
All the girls cheered, including the Mazoku girls (+ Greta). Akako grinned before looking down at Wolfram. She reached down and helped him stand up. Then, she turned to the Hosts and Yuuri, Murata and Dorcaskoso. "I need you all to get out," she said, then glared at Yuuri. "Especially you."
Yuuri flinched at the red head before turning to Conrad. He was smiling more than usual.
"Well, the Lady has spoken," said Kyoya and walked towards the door that led outside of the Third Music Room.
"B-But, Mommy! We surely can not leave them in here all alone!" Tamaki exclaimed.
"They aren't. Wolfram is here with them," he said, pushing the glasses up on the bridge of his nose and writing in his clipboard.
"But-!" Tamaki started, but was cut off by Kyoya slamming the door. Tamaki went to his corner of woe, and was dragged off by the twins.
"Come on, Tono," said Kaoru.
"Or else Haruhi will leave you too," said Hikaru.
Haruhi was already exiting the door.
"Gah!" yelped Tamaki and he was out of the door in a flash. The twins laughed and went up to the door.
"You guys coming?" they asked in unison.
"Yeah!" said Hunny, half-walking half-skipping to the door, with Mori close behind. He stopped and turned towards the newcomers. "Yuu-chan, Con-chan, Yoza-chan, Gün-chan, Dorca-chan, Mura-chan, and Gwen-chan!"
Gwendal twitched before following Hunny and Mori out of the door. Too cute.
"Dorcaskoso!" yelled Gisela. Dorcaskoso straightened up immediately and got into a soldiers stance.
"Y-Yes ma'am?" he asked.
"You heard…" Gisela started before trailing off and looking towards the red head. "I'm sorry, but can you please introduce yourself?"
"My name is Akako Suzuki. And my friends, Kaminari Tanaka and Tamako Hayashi," said the red head, now known to everyone as Akako, pointing for the first name at the brown-haired one and the second name at the black-haired girl.
Gisela nodded in thanks and acknowledgement before turning back to Dorcaskoso. "You heard, Suzuki-san! Get out!" she yelled.
Dorcaskoso flinched before yelling, "Yes ma'am!" and running out the room. Yuuri sweat dropped.
"Commander?" asked Yozak, standing next to Conrad. Conrad looked at him. "Is it alright to leave Wolfram in here with them?"
Conrad's smile grew. "I'm sure Wolfram will be fine," he said and walked towards Yuuri. "Are you coming, Heika?"
"Call me Yuuri. And I think I have to. They don't seem to like me very much right now," Yuuri said nervously, watching the Ladies all glaring daggers at him.
Yuuri walked towards the door, with Conrad and Yozak following.
Murata was already at the door.
The group of four all walked out together, followed by the twins, who had been holding the door for them the whole time. Yuuri glanced at Wolfram one more time, to see him looking away.
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Yuuri was confused. "What just happened?" he asked in a bit of a daze.
"Your friend is a marvelous actor," Kyoya commented.
Yuuri looked at him. "Actor?" he parroted.
"You're starting to sound like him too; always repeating what I say," Kyoya said.
Yuuri ignored that and turned to Conrad. "Why'd we have to leave Wolfram anyway? He was crying!" Yuuri exclaimed.
"Well. You obviously weren't listening," Kyoya said.
Yuuri glared at him.
Conrad smiled and shook his head, answering Yuuri. "No. Wolfram was acting. I've seen Wolfram cry for real before, so I can tell when he's faking. And if he fooled not only you, but that whole room of girls, then I have to agree with Ootori-san. He is an amazing actor." Conrad's smile temporarily disappeared at the thought that just appeared in his head. At least, for the most part he was faking. That last part, he was for real.
"Faking?" Yuuri said, shaking Conrad from his thoughts. Conrad smiled again and nodded.
"He certainly wins," said Kyoya. "But, I didn't think he'd go this far."
Yuuri was looking confused; like he missed out on something important. "Huh?"
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A/N: Chapter 3! I just had to do this chapter since the idea for Wolfram's act popped into my head and wouldn't go away.
I tried to make Yuuri jealous; I don't think I did very well though. Oh well.
Reviewers and Replies:
xINFRAxREDx: Thank you for the complement. And you should watch Ouran, it's a really good anime.
flamingpurplebunnies: lol I'm glad you liked it.
m.: I hope I wasn't too bad at the Host Types. I couldn't think of any. I updated!
spiralsecrets: That's what I tried to do, but I might not have done it right.
rainaria: I gave you jealous! Yuuri. Sorry if it wasn't too good.
dragonfire7654321: I don't write yuri, so no Anissina x Renge. But Conrad x Mori doesn't sound bad.
Riku-sia: Sorry, but, Host! Yuuri got outvoted.
yukifangurl31295: I will. Thank you!
(anonymous reviewer) wolframisHAWWWT!!!: I made them longer! I think. Ish. Whatever. I like your idea for Murata to team up with Kyoya. They certainly would get along.
I hope I replied to everybody's! Tell me if I forgot someone.
Please R&R!