Sorry for the very long delay in updating. And Sorry for the shortness of this one as well.
Chapter 2 Other call lines.
"Hi this is the coast guard, what's the problem?"
""SHARK- A-SHARK IT ATE MY SON."
"I know he was a bit on the fatty side."
"Bad fishy."
"SHUT UP Tobi."
"Konoha medical unit how can I help?"
"Hi I'm about to beat Jiraiya to a bloody pulp, come quickly, I want him to be alive so that I can kill him later."
"Ok Tsunade I will be there as quick as I can."
"Hello McDonalds customer complaint line, how can Tobi help?"
"Yes both my hands started choking on your kiddy toys I want compensation."
"Tobi want hug."
"I don't care help me now."
"Tobi want hug."
"Hidan talk some sense into this guy."
"Tobi want hug."
"I KILL YOU IF YOU HUG ME."
"Let me try."
"Hi Zetsu can Tobi join Akatsuki?"
"OK."
"What about my hands?"
"Tobi want group hug."
"NO."
"SPCA, how can I help?"
"I found a stray fish what must I do?"
"Tobi shut up I'm a shark."
"A stray fish?"
"Yup he's right he next to me, say hi Kisame… They hung up, looks like they don't want you."
"Shut up Tobi."
"Hello ANBU emergency service, what is your emergency?"
"I can't find my special Ramen"
"Look under your bed."
"I have."
"Is there an empty cup in your house?"
"No."
"...Are you sure?"
"Yes."
"Naruto, try not to panic, I'll be right with you."
"Jiraiya, it's Kiba, Naruto has no ramen in is house... yes he looked under his bed... no there are no empty cups... yes, I understand."
"Naruto, listen carefully-"
"It's not fair-"
"Focus! Naruto, go outside and walk to the shops, think of it as trainning."
"But I don't have money."
"I'll pay for it, just stop calling, there might be a real problem somewhere."
"Hello ANBU emergency service, what is your emergency?"
"I can't get Sasuke to love me."
"Ino, he's gay, he will never love you."
(Cry, sob, etc.)
"Hello ANBU emergency service, what is your emergency?"
"I can't get Sasuke to love me."
"Sakura, he's gay, he will never love you."
(Cry, sob, etc.)
"Hello ANBU emergency service, what is your emergency?"
"I can't get Sasuke to love me."
"Orochimaru, he's gay but not a desperate, snake loving retard."
(Cry, sob, etc.)
"Hello ANBU emergency service, what is your emergency?"
"I cant get Sasuke to come home."
"Naruto give up, I'm sure that he will come home when he's ready."
"Okay."
Sorry again for the shortness, I will not update this for a very long time, I have other things I need to do.