Hey everyone.

Here's the semi-smut I promised. Plus a gift!

This is something I drew a while ago for this fanfic: http:// .com/art/ Men-in-Grey-118522242 (Just take out the spaces) please comment on that and I'll update quicker! Just a little bit of failed crack and the reason why rumours don't spread! ...yet. (*gasp* did I just reveal some plotline? XD) Please don't insult it, I know it's not perfect. T^T

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"Gosh Tyki! I'm booored." Allen pouted. Earlier that day some one else in Tyki's class got in trouble and Tyki was pressured into holding a detention with him, meaning Allen and Tyki weren't alone. The student had left to go to the bathroom though so Allen took this time to complain.

"Deal with it Allen."

"But sensei. It's our last detention and Master would kill me if I got in more trouble!" Allen complained.

Tyki sighed, frustrated. He too was bordering complaining that he would be without Allen as well. "I could just give you detention for the smallest things like not wearing the uniform correctly." Tyki teased.

"You jerk."

"Do your homework." Tyki said and stood up to go outside but stopped in the doorway. "Wait, how about I tutor you?"

"You're my English teacher Tyki. Wait, am I failing? Am I failing? Tell me if I'm failing." Allen asked paranoid.

Tyki was holding in a laugh. "No you're not failing. Anyway I also teach maths, how're you going in that."

"Ugh, maths." Allen groaned. "Bad." Then Allen jumped up. "Tutor me then!"

Tyki walked over to Allen and placed his hand on the top of Allen's head. "Do you actually think we'd get any work done." Just then the other student walked in the room.

"Uh, Sensei? Can I leave now? I've gotta go to work." Louise, the other student said. (hehe, only my friends would understand that) Tyki nodded and waved goodbye to her. Once she was gone far enough away Allen giggled.

"Sensei~" He sung. "Now we're back to same old detentions." Allen stated twirling Tyki's hair.

"That's the way I like it." Tyki said licking his lips.

Allen tugged on Tyki's shirt and hoisted himself up to his height so their faces were only an inch apart he kissed Tyki's jaw and continued kissing up to his ear. "Same here." He whispered. Tyki bit Allen's collar bone making Allen gasp in a mixture of pain and pleasure. Allen's hands wrapped around Tyki's neck, clutching his hair when he kissed and licked Allen's neck. Tyki unbuttoned Allen's shirt and threw it across the room so it hung limply across one of the desks. He kept nibbling at Allen's skin but gradually led the trail down across Allen's stomach, all the while Allen was squealing and moaning. "S-sensei." Allen moaned out.

Tyki chuckled and went up to Allen's nipples. He licked the pink buds and Allen almost fell of the desk at the sudden pleasure. "Tyki!" He squealed out his name. (A/N: Such an embarrassing sentence to write o/////o ...I'm never writing that again...)

"Hmm." Tyki answered.

"D-do that again." Allen pleaded. They tried out new things all detention. And they both enjoyed every last minute.


"Road, Lavi's been acting strange lately, do you know why?" Lenalee asked her. It was just a small get together between the girls, them being the only girls from their main group of friends, well there was Miranda but she was too old to go to school. Usually they would include Allen in these chats too because he was the most...girly out of all the guy friends. He also made a good shopping buddy as he was always honest.

"I don't know Lenalee, go ask Kanda or someone."

"Kanda? Are you serious? He'd cut off my head!" Lenalee exclaimed, exaggerating a bit.

"Go ask Allen then."

Lenalee sighed. "He's properly the cause though." She said upset. 'How right you are.' Road thought. "We haven't seen Allen after school for a while, do you know why?"

Road stiffened. "Uh, no I don't Lenalee. I think he has had detentions though." She lied, she promised she wouldn't tell anyone.

"Well it's the weekend tomorrow, I'll call him tonight and we'll all catch up." Lenalee said before skipping away to go home. Road wanted to leave too but she was getting a lift with Tyki who was too busy with Allen to remember. 'Damn it Tyki, stop fucking Allen and get me home.' She mentally cursed. Then she decided on finding Tyki, Allen's detention was supposed to have ended twenty minutes ago!

Road strolled through the halls looking for the room the detention was held, of course it wasn't hard once she was close enough as she could hear a soft panting and the occasional moan from the other side. Road immediately blushed as her imagination ran wild and she materialized an image in her head of what was happening. She gave a knock on the door. "Oi Tyki, let's go!" She yelled breaking the two up. She could hear Allen yelp in surprise from the other side.

"Give me a minute." Tyki replied, frustrated that he was interrupted. The two tidied themselves up, Allen kept blushing at the thought of Road hearing them. A moment later Tyki opened the door.

"Yo, Allen." She said pushing through Tyki and walked over to him.

"H-hi Road."

"Lenalee's getting pissy, we're hanging out tomorrow and don't go ditching us to get screwed by my uncle. 'K."

Allen blushed harder. "R-Road! We're not." He whispered the last part.

"Suuuuuuure you aren't." She said sarcastically. "Come on uncle we're leaving."

Tyki picked up some folders of marking and left the room, giving Allen a wink before leaving. "Look the door on your way out, okay cutie." Allen blushed and nodded.

"You never told me you were Allen's friend." Tyki stated when they were at his car.

"You never told me you were Allen's fuck buddy." Road shot back.

Tyki flicked her nose. "Who told you? Was it Allen?"

She pouted and rubbed her nose. "I kinda forced it out of him."

Tyki sighed. "Damn it, that obvious, huh?."

"Only to me and Lavi." Road replied.

"Lavi and I." Tyki corrected, holding a finger out snobbishly to prove his point.

Road crossed her arms and cursed under her breath.

"Damn English teachers."


Lenalee had organized everything that night. Allen and Road were going to walk up to the shops together at ten where they'd meet the rest of the gang and along the way they'd find Lavi who'd be at the library helping out. Road lived only a few blocks away from Allen and her house was on the way. Everyone was surprised at how organized Lenalee was and thought she was going overboard for a small get together. "I just want to make it as clear as possible so that no one finds it hard to meet up. We haven't all been together for a while now."

Of course Kanda scoffed at this and said it was a stupid idea but the others were all for it. "Sorry for not showing up lately guys." Allen apologized but he wasn't regretful, he'd had way more fun with Tyki then he was with them, he'd feel guilty whenever he thought this though. He wanted to learn more about Tyki though, he made that his goal.

Allen walked up to Road's house. Her house was massive, reasonable since her family was so large though. The Noah's were a wealthy family, Road always had the most designer clothes and items just because she wanted them. Things weren't so easy with Allen.

No one had ever been to Allen's house other than Road and Lavi. They all knew approximately where it was though. The reason behind this was because Allen was poor. He lived with his Master, Cross, who spent every cent they (Allen) earnt on gambling, woman and alcohol. Allen would have to gamble and work for hours on end to make enough money to live. It was the same when he was with Mana, minus the alcohol, woman and gambling of course but Mana was clearly poor. He was a clown, not a very well paid job especially in recent years as the fun and excitement that children used to get from circuses were being replaced by technology. Allen always felt like a burden when he was with Mana, the man obviously couldn't afford the child but always gave his best to help Allen. That was one of the many things Allen loved about him. Allen learnt pick-pocketing to help Mana survive but he was a moral man and often he would make Allen return it but sometimes he knew too that they couldn't risk it and kept the money and trinkets the boy had stolen.

Before Allen knew it he was right outside Road's house. He had been thinking of Mana the whole trip and didn't realize when tears gathered in his eyes. He quickly wiped them away and turned back to the large house. He slowly made his way up to the large wooden door. Written in a golden script above was the words 'Noah's Ark' a name Road would always call her home which she grew very fond of.

Allen held onto a golden hoop on the door and knocked the wooden panels creating a loud noise which was heard throughout the house. Allen could hear footsteps inside and the door was opened a moment after. "Ah, Allen." Tyki said slightly shocked.

"Good morning sensei." He greeted with a smile. Allen looked around before giving Tyki a kiss. "Is Road here?"

"Yeah I'll get her. OI ROAD!" Tyki yelled. Road popped her head over the golden railing of the staircase which was covered in a red velvet carpet and decorated with antique intricate sitting in indents in the wall. "Allen's here!"

"Okay! Gimme a minute." She shouted in reply. Tyki turned back to Allen. "A minute sounds good." He stated and held out a hand.

"I agree." Allen took it and was swung into Tyki's grip where they shared a fierce kiss.

They didn't realize when Road skipped down the stairs in a baby blue lolita dress. "Geez guys, stop or I'll die from a nose bleed." She joked, Allen quickly jumped away from Tyki.

"S-sorry." Allen apologized.

"Come one Allen let's go." Road pulled Allen out of the house and away from his 'lover'. "We gotta go or we'll be late." She said skipping off down the street, Allen trailing behind.

It wasn't long before they reached the small library on the corner of the block. One of Bookman's friends owned it and it restocked on local books, newspapers etc. quite regularly so it was a common stop on Lavi and Bookman's schedule. Road skipped in. "Holla Lavi!" She squealed and Allen almost slapped her for being so loud. The librarian shushed her.

Lavi waved his hand and quickly put the book he was holding back on the shelf in front of him. He walked over to his friends but before they could say anything they left outside. "Road, I never thought you could be so loud when it's obvious you're supposed to be quiet." Allen joked.

"Sorry, I forgot. I'm still in sleep mode." She said knocking her head slightly for emphasis.

"Hey Lavi." Allen finally greeted.

"Hey." Lavi replied and gave Allen a kiss. He stopped momentarily.

Allen was confused. "What's wrong?"

"Allen...you smell like smoke." Lavi stated, curious and slightly saddened.

Allen mentally slapped himself remembering Tyki smoked. "Well you know, with Cross and all." Allen made up an excuse.

"I thought Cross was out pretty much all day though."

Allen mentally slapped himself again. "Yeah, but the bastard's smell lingers around." Allen made up again praying that Lavi would leave it there. Thankfully, he did and they kept walking in silence until they reached the small store where they were supposed to meet everyone. Road and Allen walked ahead while Lavi walked behind, curious about Allen. Allen flicked his head around, his white hair flowed smoothly with the movement. He looked at Lavi and smiled brightly. "Come on Lavi, hurry up, we can already see everyone." He said before running off to meet them.

"Yeah." He muttered and trailed behind.


The get together went by quickly and Allen was relieved when they stopped asking him questions about what he was doing lately. Lavi seemed quit the whole time though. They were all invited back to Road's house but only Lenalee and Allen accepted.

"Your house is massive Road!" Lenalee exclaimed. Road walked ahead of them and up to her room. Not before whispering something to Allen.

"We're just going to be talking about girly stuff, you might enjoy yourself more if you hang out with Tyki." Road offered with a smile, albeit sadly.

Allen was rather shocked by her offer but after it sunk in he grinned. "Thanks Road." He said before running off to find Tyki.

"Where's Allen going?" Lenalee asked.

"He's going to hang out with the guys." She shrugged.


"Tyki?" Allen whispered knocking on every door in the large house. He came to a large black door at the end of the hallway. It had a classical 19th century style to it, just like the rest of the house. Allen knocked lightly on the door. "Tyki?"

Soon after he knocked, said person opened the door. "Allen?" He said shocked.

Allen grinned and bear hugged Tyki who stumbled into the room. The room was massive, it was mainly black. The carpet was a shade of dark red and the walls were off white. Many intricate decorations were placed around the room. A desk took up a corner of the room, it was made of red wood and was covered in test papers that Tyki had been marking before hand. Tyki wrapped his arms around the boy's waist and kissed him deeply. After a few minutes Allen shook out and ran over to the desk which was of sudden interest to him.

"Do you have my Test results Tyki?" Allen said searching through the papers frantically.

"I'm not supposed to give them back yet Allen." Allen turned around and pouted. Tyki chuckled. "If I let you see yours what do I get in return?" He said holding Allen's chin up so he was looking

directly into Tyki's eyes.

"What do you want?" Allen teased as he backed away from Tyki and sat on the desk.

"I'll think about it." He stated with a smirk. Allen looked through the piles again for his test paper.

"Ne, Tyki. I want to know more about you. Tell me something about yourself." Allen looked back at Tyki who was sitting on the railing of the king sized bed, its covers messily thrown across the bed.

"I don't particularly want to say." He walked over to Allen who was leaning over the desk still in search of his test paper. "But I can think of something much more interesting." He said moving his hand up and down Allen's thigh.

Allen slapped his hand away. "Not until you tell me."

Tyki sighed. "Fine but I get to know about you as well."

"Ok, tell me about your past first."

Tyki walked back over to the bed and sat in the middle. Allen followed him and sat in between his legs. "Well," Tyki began. "I ran away from home when I was fourteen, haven't been back since. You see my parents weren't exactly the most loving parents out there. They got drunk every night and had affairs with hookers off the street and didn't give a shit about me so I had to fend for myself." Tyki said in disgust.

"Reminds me a little of Cross."

Tyki smiled sadly and rubbed Allen's cheek with the back of his hand. "Well a year and a half after I ran away I was adopted by the Earl and became part of the Noah family. Road was one at the time. And that's pretty much all. A few years ago I heard that my father died of alcohol poisoning and my mother was murdered, not that I cared anyway" Tyki finished. "Your turn." He said and gave Allen a light kiss.

Allen leant against Tyki's chest before beginning himself. "M-my parents abandoned me when I was born because of my arm. Luckily for me there was a group of homeless people in the city at the time, they travelled between cities and they helped me with food and shelter until I was six. During this time I learnt to pick pocket for money. When I was seven a travelling clown adopted me. I joined the circus with him and travelled around the country for six years, but he died when I was thirteen." Allen's eyes were teary now. "My Master, Cross, has taken care of me ever since. But the damn bastard gets drunk every night goes off for months without any warning and leaves me all his debts to pay off!" His sadness had turned to angry as he began to rant about his Master's horrible parenting. Tyki laughed. "It's not funny." Allen pouted.

"Yeah, ...it is." Tyki tried to say in-between laughing. Allen sulked the entire time until he stopped. When he did he pushed Allen over roughly and straddled him to the bed.

"T-Tyki?" Allen gasped out before Tyki roughly pulled off his shirt and began kissing the bare skin.

"That's what I want in return for your test." Allen looked at Tyki confused. "I want you to stay here over night."

"I want to leave here still a virgin." He stated.

Tyki looked at him with fake disappointment. "Aww, dammit. I was looking forward to that."

Allen laughed. "Maybe some other time." He mumbled and Tyki perked up again and continued to kiss the boy earning moans from the younger.

They were so into their time together that they didn't notice the door open a crack and a pair of eyes watching them.


*Gasp* Who is it?
It's not Lavi sorry. He's going to find out another way. XD

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