Chapter 3: "...Wanna go out with me tonight...?"
In the park outside Akihabara shopping district a lone Dejiko sat at a park bench thinking about her sad excuse for a love life. Hers was a life filled with creepy otakus who admired her and worshiped her, but none seemed to care for her in a loving kind of way. Dejiko tried re-evaluating her options of men.
"Well, there's Bukimi... Too creepy nyo. Then there's Manager-san... Too boring nyo. There's also Rodoyan...Too American nyo." She thought aloud.
Meanwhile in a nearby tree, Ky sat alone thinking about his failed attempt at getting the approval and love of his beloved Piyoko. He had always come to this tree to think when things weren't the way he'd have liked them to be.
"Why that Coo... always taking Pyocola-sama from me..."
Dejiko, who had decided to give up thinking about love for now, and who was also bored out of her mind, began to sing to herself. Ky, who was right above her, heard Dejiko's singing, realizing that he had found that which his gang had been seeking for many months, Princess Di Gi Charat. Yet, in his current state, he didn't care much for capturing Dejiko and became emersed in the sound of her voice.
Ky soon found himself lost in the melody of Dejiko's voice and eventually lost his balance causing him to fall clumsily out of the tree into some bushes, startling Dejiko. As Ky dragged himself out of the bush, Dejiko recognized him as a member of the PKO and gave him a little surprise.
"ME KARA BIMMU nyo!" Dejiko shouted as a bright beam shot from her eyes charring the already injured dentist.
"OW! Hey! Hey! Alright! I give!" Ky pleaded to the eye-beam-totting princess.
"D-Don't scare me like that nyo! I thought it was someone threatening nyo, but it was only a member of the PKO nyo..."
"What do you mean JUST a member of the PKO. I'm the Lieutenant General! Besides, what were you doing here anyways?"
"I should be asking YOU that question nyo" Dejiko retorted.
"Well, I just came here to think" was Ky's reply.
"Well, me too nyo" Curiously she asked "What were you thinking about anyways nyo?"
"Its just Lady Pyocola..." he said with a sigh, " she fell for Coo once he admitted his feelings for her..." Ky reluctantly stated.
At the mere thought of Piyoko and Coo being a couple, Dejiko couldn't help but begin to giggle.
"Well, it may be funny to you... but it wasn't so for me... Besides, what were you thinking about anyways?" Ky asked.
"I was just angry at Usada because she and Minagawa got together and were hugging in the store nyo. It was gross nyo." She said in an attempt to not sound too pathetic.
"So then you're jealous..." was Ky's smug remark.
"N-No! O-Of course not nyo! Don't be silly nyo!" Dejiko blurted out as she began to blush. After a short pause she admitted. "Yeah... nyo... I'm jealous..."
"I see...well... it seems that we have common ground..."
Both explained to each other their own situations, Ky was jealous of Coo, because he had secretly wanted Piyoko for himself and to be her mother, and Coo had taken that from him. Dejiko was jealous because many people around her already had significant others, which caused her great distress. It was because Dejiko had been feeling lonely that she even felt like talking to Ky. Both began to feel comfortable with one another yet faintly cautious.
"Well, wanna go out with me tonight then, Princess...?" Ky asked bluntly.
Dejiko blushed at the thought that bishonen-like person like Ky would even consider asking her such a question. She had never had such a cute guy show even the slightest interest in her, all she had ever had were creepy otaku googling over her and crazy American fan boys. But this was completely different.
"How do I know you're not gonna pull a quick one on me then nyo?" was Dejiko's response.
"Well, you don't, but you'll just have to trust me." Ky replied.
Dejiko thought out the situation in her head and decided that she had gotten out of the Black Gema Gema Gang's traps before and hoped that the Lieutenant General was sincere.
"Okay then nyo. Lets do this then."
End Chapter 3