This was inspired by Lala to the power of 2:s fic named Ten Ways In Which To Abuse You Power, which is really humorous little bleach drabble. And of course my weird mind. I believe this could have been better, but let's leave it at that.

Title: Admonition.

Characters/Pairings: Tsuna, Guardians. No pairings, only hinted sex and other stuff.

Words: 423

Rating: PG-13 (?)

Summary: Tsuna feels that he has to set some rules for his Guardians.

An admonition to all Vongola Guardians.

- Do not use people of lower rank to your own use, even if you have the power to make it possible. (This pretty much concerns everybody)

- Do not use them as your experiment subjects, no matter how intriguing it might be to dissect them. (Mukuro, stop using our new recruits as your guinea pigs.)

- Do not try to make them have sexual intercourse with you, especially with making them believe it will benefit them more than just getting to sleep with you. (Mukuro, Lambo, I am not amused at the amount of complaints that I have received due to your behaviour.)

- Do not assault them when they have done nothing to deserve it. (Hibari, Gokudera, if you are unhappy about something, at least direct your anger to someone who can defend themselves.)

- Do not, under any circumstances, use the training dogs to chase after them for your own amusement. No matter how fun it may be looking them running for their lives. (I expect you all to be at least that much rational to come up with something else.)

- Do not flirt with other members of the Family, or with each other. It makes others feel very uncomfortable. (Yamamoto, Mukuro, Lambo, please, for the sake of our new recruits minds, stop everything that even remotely suggests to sexual behaviour.)

- Do not intercourse at the Headquarters with each other. It is, in everyone's case more or less loud. (I do know everyone have perpetrated in the act one way or another.)

- Do not use your position to try to get free stuff. I will be the one that gets the bill afterwards. (Yamamoto, Ryohei and Lambo, I am more than willing to pay it from your payment next time.)

- Do not destroy the mansion, or the objects inside it, they cost. This also implies to the outside. (For your notice, I will be paying all damage inflicted to the headquarters from your payment. Even if the one to destroy it was one of your subordinates. I expect you to keep them on line.)

- Do not try to roll the fault on your subordinates, when obviously you are the one to blame. (Ryohei, next time you blame someone other than yourself, you can be sure to receive a punishment.)

I expect every one of the Guardian's to obey these orders. If I find out you have been disobeying, you will be heavily punished.

Your Boss, Vongola Tenth, Sawada Tsunayoshi.

I'm feeling I'm missing something... I might do another one of this kind, but that we will have to see. Reviews please^^