Twilight Randomness

Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight, not the plot, setting or even the characters.

Lorena: No we do not.

Blaire: Yeah, we don't own Twilight even a little bit.

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Some random female voice: Introducing the most amazingness people in the whole entire world, Blaire and Lorena!!!!!

Blaire: Thank you, thank you very, very much!!

Lorena: I try to be the most amazing I can be, thank you!

Blaire: Thanks Random Female Voice for that lovely introduction

Lorena: Okay, since this is a Twilight fanfiction we should call over the two main leads, Bella and Edward!!!

Blaire: *motions for Bella and Edward to come out*

Edward: I am very grateful to be on this show

Bella: -cries uncontrollably- Thank *sob* you *sob* so much!!!!!

Blaire: Whoa! Who let HER in here!

Lorena: *looks around* Not me….

Blaire: Right….anyways…Edward, we have a couple of questions for you

Edward: -raises an eyebrow- Really?

Lorena: Yes, yes we do, so if you so kindly take a seat over there –points at a random place with no chairs or seats-

Edward: But there aren't any seats there…

Blaire: What's your point?

Edward: Fine –takes a seat-

Bella: -takes a seat next to Edward still sniffling-

Lorena: Okay, we can begin, but Bella, could you tell us why you're crying right now?

Bella: Because I'm a crybaby and love crying

Blaire: -mumbles- No kidding

Lorena: ……so, Edward! I heard you are quite the ladies man….*whispers* at least Robert Patterson is…

Edward: Well, I don't know about that but I don't need anyone besides Bella

Bella: Edward!

Lorena: And we interrupt this for a commercial!!

Commercial

Lorena: Ever had a bad suntan Blaire?

Blaire: No

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Lorena: Yes! $79.99, I know it's such a shocker, I mean with something THAT cheap how could you not call 345-INEEDASUNTANREMEDYNOW?

Blaire: Come on people, just call 345-INEEDASUNTANREMEDYNOW and get your very own 'Blarg' today!

Commercial End

Blaire: And we're back!

Lorena: While we were gone, a numerous a mount of things has happened! Tell them Blaire!

Blaire: Well…first of all, after Bella 'glomped' Edward, raging fangirls took her outside!!

Lorena: Oh geez! Curse those fangirls!! (Note: Not ALL fangirls just THOSE fangirls. D:)

Blaire: After taking Bella away they proceeded to rip Edward's clothes off!

Lorena: Really!?

Blaire: You were there.

Lorena: Oh right! Well that's all for today folks! See you when we ever decide to update!

Blaire: Also, read and review please!! Thank you!!

Lorena: Thanks for reading this!

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Thanks from Blaire and Lorena both, that people actually read our other fanfiction "Top 10 Reasons Why We Hate Bella." Hope you enjoyed chapter one and we are going to try to update as soon as we can. Which might not be soo hard because we're both on summer vacation. Woohoo. See ya guys later!