Twilight Randomness
During the making of this fanfic a lot of Hershey chocolates were consumed and also starburst….
Lorena: Should we get up and you know….do something?
Blaire: Nah *continues typing away*
Lorena: Well….I'll do the disclaimer then
Disclaimer: We don't own Twilight but we DO own the chairs we're sitting and the keyboard we're typing on. :D
Chapter 2
Blaire: Well…since the other vic-I mean- guest seem that their not going to return we'll have to call new ones!!
Lorena: Okay now calling in Alice and Jacob! Woohooo!!
Alice: Thank you oh so very much for inviting me! I'm happy to participate in this…
Blaire: Talk show!
Lorena: MASS DESTRUCTION OF ALL THE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!!?!!
Blaire: SHE MEANS it's a TALK SHOW!
Alice: okay…
Jacob: Whoa! Who brought THIS leech in here!
Lorena: *looks around* Not me…
Blaire: Whoa… I just had a deja-vu moment.
Lorena: Let's get on with the MASS-!?
Blaire: *is choking Lorena* Talk show…soo Alice what's it like being a weirdo… I mean, a vampire psychic person?
Alice: Well, you know the usual. Everyone wants to know their future soo I'm pretty popular at school!
Blaire: Interesting…any comments Jacob?
Jacob: *looks at Alice* I have nothing to say to that blood sucking monkey, besides who would like HER?
Blaire: Take that back!
Alice: Your one to talk you baboon!
Lorena: Whoa! Everyone…let's…just…get…along? *laughs nervously*
Jacob: Not a chance, that leech is going down!
Blaire: I shall use my super awesome skills on you guys!
Alice: Huh?
Jacob: Sure…
Lorena…*is running out the recording building*
Blaire: MEGA AWESOME ATTACK!!!
The recording studio is then blown apart
Lorena: Umm…umm…umm…please watch this commercial!!
~Commercial
Blaire: Hey Lorena have you ever gotten side-tracked?
Lorena: ...I guess?
Blaire: Well you should get this awesome machine that sucks all those useless thoughts out of you head called, "Zero Thoughts!!"
Lorena: But, it sounds like it-
Blaire: You put the "Zero Thoughts" on the side-tracked person and villa!
Lorena: *looks brain-dead*
Blaire: See! It works so get your own for $29.99 today at 543-IGOTTAGETONE!!
~Commercial End
Lorena: Oh…hello!! We're just experiencing some…umm…ANOTHER COMMECIAL PLEASE!!
~Commercial
Blaire: How do you get your skin soo flawless Edward?
Edward: Huh? I just use this amazing product called, "Flawless Skin" (Note: Sorry for the terrible name.)
Blaire: Really? Where did you get it?
Edward: At "My Secret" of course
Blaire: Wow! I need to get me a bottle!
Edward: You better hurry, last time I was there I saw only 5 bottles
Blaire: Nooo! *leaves room*
Lorena: Wasn't he there 5 days ago?
Alice: Never mind that!
~Commercial End
Lorena: Thank you for waiting, we were just getting calmed down and waiting as the recording studio gets rebuilt
Blaire: Yea, but I wonder what should we do as we wait?
Lorena: Field trip?
Blaire: With the TWILIGHT GANG!?! YEA!
To be continued…