A Supposed Week of Yullen Fandom
Summary: Why are there only six days for Yullen week? I don't know, but this is one of the dedicated entries.
Warnings: There may be OOC-ness, and a small amount of cursing and illegal activity to come ;D
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Prank
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"Hey, Allen," Lavi grinned, whispering quietly as the two chatted in the library. The white-haired teen frowned. He knew that look—it was the "let's-mess-with-Kanda-and-get-killed smirk that seemed to accompany every occasion without fail. "How 'bout we play a prank on ol' Yuu-chan?"
Rolling his eyes, Allen scoffed. "A prank? On Kanda? What would that be? You've gone through all of them already—from hijacked bank accounts to putting a bucket of water on his door."
The redhead chuckled nervously. "Well… the bank account thing didn't really go too well," he admitted. "Yuu-chan could've gotten me in jail… I think it would have been better than what actually happened…"
Allen rolled his eyes again as Lavi shuddered in disgust.
"So anyway," Lavi continued, shaking off his previous fear, "would you like to join me? You know you'd like to get back at Kanda."
"It depends," Allen sighed at last, sliding into the seat next to his friend. "How exactly are you going to do it?"
Lavi's emerald green eye brightened with excitement. "So, Allen, you remember your voodoo doll, right?"
"Yeah…" Allen nodded hesitantly.
He'd gotten an A+ with the voodoo doll of Kanda despite the knife wounds all over the doll's body; something he was rather proud of. The wounds, that is; not the A+. After the older teen had pushed him into the girl's bathroom, the voodoo doll had accumulated so many stabs that there was hardly any stuffing left inside. Even still, Allen continued to puncture it by posting it on a dartboard and aiming for the heart.
"Let's put a million of those in his room!"
Sighing, Allen stood up and walked to a shelf. "Honestly, Lavi, I expected something better from you," he murmured sadly.
"Hmm. Fine; tough crowd…" Silence returned among the two as Lavi pended another possible prank. "I've got it!" he cried.
Allen turned to face him once more, raising a suspicious eyebrow.
"Allen, you can pretend to be his boyfriend for a month, and then dump him!"
"DENIED."
The white-haired teen turned away, a light blush on his cheeks. A date? With BaKanda? Was Lavi crazy, or did he want him to die?
"Please, bean sprout?" Lavi whined, tugging at the younger teen's sleeve and shooting him the kicked-puppy look.
Rolling his eyes once more with a hefty sigh, Allen pulled Lavi up.
"Fine," he hissed. "But if Kanda doesn't accept my offer for the date or being his boyfriend for the month, then you're paying the price."
"I'm sure Kanda will accept," Lavi said suggestively. "I think Kanda really likes you," he added in a light tone.
"Really, now, Lavi," Allen sighed. "What makes you think that?"
"Yuu-chan told me himself!"
The white-haired teen rounded a bookshelf, rolling his eyes once more, but stopped when he collided with someone's chest.
"Che. Watch where you're going, bean sprout."
Allen frowned. "It's Allen, retard."
Lavi perked up in his seat. "Ah! Speak of the devil! Yuu!"
"Shut up, stupid rabbit!" Kanda hissed rather loudly, earning the three scores of silencing hisses from the rest of the library's occupants.
Though he did flinch for a second, Lavi didn't back off. He bounded towards where the two were standing still, and chorused softly, "Yuu-chan, bean sprout-chan has something he wants to say to you~!"
"No, I don't," Allen sighed.
Still curious, Kanda raised a suspicious eyebrow.
Ignoring Allen's objection completely, Lavi latched onto his best friend's arm and cooed, "Yuu-chan, bean sprout-chan wants to be your boyfriend!"
Both Allen's and Kanda's faces froze. Sensing the murderous aura arising between the two, Lavi ducked out of the room and fled as fast as his feet could take him—but not before whispering to Allen, "Make sure he accepts! The prank must go on~!"
Scratching his head awkwardly after Lavi's departure, Allen chuckled lightly and coughed once, tracing circles with his feet the way he had seen girls who confessed their feelings to him. "Ummm… about that…"
"Che." Kanda pivoted on his heels to stride out of the library, but stopped after a few steps. Turning around once more, he glared daggers at Allen before finally opening his mouth to speak.
"I'm picking you up on Saturday night. Got that, runt?"
He strode robotically out the library door, leaving a stunned bean sprout rooted to the spot.
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Okay… so this one wasn't very eventful, except for the establishment of the Yullen relationship. But no worries! It gets better… I hope.
I'm connecting all of the topics, so they'll all be in the same universe. For Night Out, though, I'm speeding into the future (because they're drinking xD), and then it'll stay sped up (does that make sense…?).
Anyway, hope you enjoy the rest of Yullen week! :D
Sora Pwns x3