A Supposed Week of Yullen Fandom
Summary: Why are there only six days for Yullen week? I don't know, but this is one of the dedicated entries.
Warnings: There may be OOC-ness, and a small amount of cursing and illegal activity to come ;D
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Night Out
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Oookay. So here, we're going into the future—a bit farther in from the rest of the topics so far. The reason why is because I originally wrote this one first—and this one includes drinking. After that, I went back and thought, "What the hell am I going to do with doll?"
So I decided to connect them. Until now, they were all in high school. Now, only Lenalee and Allen are still in college (they're both 21 now) while Kanda and Lavi are (correct me if I'm wrong) 24.
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Sunday, May 31st
"So, Yuu-chan, moyashi-chan, how 'bout a GNO?" Lavi inquired, leaning against the counter of the diner where Allen worked. Kanda was seated next to him, keeping a vigilant watch on his self-proclaimed property.
Allen shot him a confused look. "GNO? Isn't that a Girl's Night Out?" he asked warily, shelving cleaned plates and bowls. He took his hands from the shelves and leaned curiously on his elbows. "Last time I checked, we weren't girls, Lavi."
"No, silly!" Lavi laughed. "It's Gay's Night Out!"
"… As tempting as it would be to say that you were, you're not gay, stupid rabbit," Kanda hissed. "You're going out with Lenalee. And as far as I'm concerned, she's a girl," he pointed out spitefully, raising a cup of water to his lips.
The redhead pouted. "But you guys are gay, and I must admit, at one point I was gay for Yuu-chan here."
Suddenly, Kanda slammed his cup against the counter so harshly that water spilled around his hands and spit the water in his mouth at the thing which happened to be in front of him—which, at this time, was the unfortunate Allen Walker.
Disgusted, his boyfriend snapped, "What the hell was that for, BaKanda?" He wiped his face with napkins from the metal dispenser.
"Shut up, bean sprout," Kanda grumbled, wiping his mouth with the edge of his sleeve as he leaned over the counter.
Lavi couldn't help but grin. "Well, bean sprout—"
"—the name's Allen."
"—anyone would have been surprised if their best friend had just told them that they were gay for their best friend at one point in time. Yuu-chan's reaction was only natura—aaah!" Lavi cried as Kanda kicked him off the chair he had been sitting on. From the floor, he crowed, "Yuu-chan! How inhumane!"
Kanda rolled his eyes and stood up. "Don't include me in any of your stupid GNO ideas," he growled and started to leave.
"Eh? Yuu? Are you leaving? We were going to have a drinking fest during our GNO!" Lavi called.
"What do you mean, 'we', Lavi?" Allen snapped. "Ah, Kanda!" Suddenly remembering something, he ran around the counter and grabbed Kanda's sleeve. Startled, the older teen looked back to see Allen's smiling face. Sheepish, he turned away from the younger teen and grunted.
"Che. What do you want, bean sprout?"
The boy frowned. "It's Allen, you retard." He blinked, and the frown disappeared, replaced by the bright smile. "Anyway, it's your birthday soon, right? We might as well go out on that night, since Lavi's offering to pay."
"When did I say that?!" the redhead crowed indignantly.
"Shut up, Lavi; you're going to pay, like it or not." Ignoring the sudden interjection, Allen continued to grin. "So… how about it, Kanda? It'd be fun," he added, tugging on the older teen's sleeve.
Kanda rolled his eyes, but sighed. All he had wanted to do on his damned day of birth was sit at home… have some food… maybe rape the bean sprout, if he felt like it… oh; but that might not be such a good idea, because the bean sprout would fight back and call rape, even though he knew that he liked it… but now that the bean sprout was pestering, Kanda figured that he might as well go out on that stupid Gay's Night Out and get him drunk.
"All right," he relented at last.
Allen's face lit up with excitement; like a child who had been allowed to go to his friend's birthday party. "Good," he approved, containing his happiness. Quickly, the younger teen glanced up at the clock. "Since you have to go work, we'll get the details down for you, okay, Kanda?"
"Whatever floats your boat," he sighed as he headed out the door, brushing past empty tables and kicking in stray chairs.
"Ah—Bye, Kanda!" the bean sprout called after him.
Kanda heard a distinct chuckle—the stupid rabbit—and heard him say, "What, no cheesy 'I love you's or 'have a good time at work's from the wife?"
"Shut up, Lavi!"
He couldn't help but let a little smirk on his face. Oh, he was going to have a good time at work… planning the bean sprout's demise.
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Friday, June 5th
"So, Lavi, what are you getting Kanda for his birthday?"
Lavi chuckled over dinner with his girlfriend. Grinning, he leaned back in his seat, fingering his wine glass carefully in a rather poor attempt at imitating Marian Cross, Allen's former guardian.
"Oh, you'll see." He took a tentative sip of the red liquid, made a face to show his distaste, and hastily set the glass down on the table, coughing to the side of the table. He glanced up at his girlfriend. "That stuff tastes horrible, Lenalee," Lavi whined. "How do you drink so much of it?"
Lenalee rolled her eyes, slightly annoyed. "It's an acquired taste, Lavi. But anyway, did you forget Kanda's birthday again?"
A playful emerald eye turned up in amusement. "Well… no, I remembered. But Yuu-chan's present takes a lot of careful planning and plotting to be able to procure—it takes meticulous arrangement. I've been working on it since high school, actually. It's been a fun ride, getting it to him, but now, it's time to deliver the entire package."
"… You're going to do something to—" Lenalee began.
"Shh!" Lavi hissed, pressing a finger to her lips, glancing around anxiously. "We don't want to spoil it for the readers, Lenalee dear."
She rolled her eyes as she slapped his hand away. "What readers? It's not like this is a fanfiction or anything."
"You never know, Lenalee," Lavi said, nodding sagely. "You never know. But at any rate, I wish you could be there to see Yuu-chan's face when he gets his present." With a vicious grin, he added, "I'm sure he'll be positively ecstatic. After all, it's everything he wanted on a silver platter."
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On Saturday, June 6th, Allen, Lavi, and Kanda met outside the diner. Allen was the first to be there, since he worked there on weekends, and Lavi had hitched a ride with the unwilling Kanda.
"So where are we going?" Kanda grunted.
Lavi walked a few paces, his eye scanning for the place. "Over there," he pointed, a light grin on his face.
Allen slapped his hand against his forehead. "Lavi, I thought you said we weren't going to go there…!"
Kanda frowned. "… A bar?"
"Come on," Lavi urged. "It'll be fun!"
When the two stepped into the bar, the stench was horrible. It reeked of sweat, beer, and men who desperately needed a shower. Immediately after stepping in, both Kanda and Allen pivoted on their heels to attempt to escape. Lavi, however, had anticipated this and caught them by the collar of their shirts, effectively dragging the two in and choking them at the same time.
He tossed the two onto a pair of seats next to each other and decided to sit next to Allen rather than Kanda because he was sure that the latter would chop off his head in a matter of seconds.
"We're going to have a drinking contest!" Lavi cheerfully announced. "Bartender! Give us all seventeen shots!" To the other two, he continued, "The one who can drink the most shots while still staying sober wins!"
Allen gave him a wary look. "Lavi, I don't drink," he said slowly. "I don't want to do this, Lavi…"
"Che. Are you backing out from a challenge, bean sprout?" Kanda smirked haughtily, taking one of the small cups when the tender brought them up. "Or are you just afraid that you'll lose to me?"
The younger teen glared. "Fine," he snapped. "Watch, and don't cry when I drink those seventeen shots and am still sober. You're lucky I turned twenty-one in December," he muttered, "or else I wouldn't be here."
Each took one shot and, at Lavi's count of three, all dumped the beer into their throats. Allen almost gagged; he hated the smell, taste; even the sight of beer because of his traumatizing guardian. Shuddering, he swallowed. When he glanced to his right and saw Kanda still fresh and easy, Allen frowned and reached for the next shot, hastily dumping the liquid down his throat.
He didn't know when the beer started to taste good, or when it started burning his throat. All he knew was that suddenly, everything seemed as if it were spinning. Allen frowned; he knew that wasn't the case. Or was it?
Kanda and Lavi couldn't help but smirk as they watched Allen down all seventeen shots and practically fall asleep over the bar's counter as he got incredibly drunk. Both were on their sixth shot, and both were still completely sober.
"Well, there you go, Yuu-chan," Lavi grinned. Kanda looked up at him, confused. Gesturing towards Allen, he explained, "There's my birthday present for you, Yuu-chan. The bean sprout, ripe for the picking." Shrugging, he added, "I don't know how long he'll stay drunk, though, so you'd better hurry."
Raising a curious eyebrow, Kanda shifted the bean sprout into his arms bridal-style and smirked. He'd thank the rabbit later.
What was more important was making good use of his birthday present.
"Have fun, Yuu-chan!"
As Kanda shifted the weight in his arms again, Allen curled up against him, brushing his fingers lightly against the older teen's chest. Slowly, but surely, a triumphant grin spread across Kanda's face.
Oh, he'd definitely have fun tonight.
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MUAHAHAHAHAAAA. YOU DO NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO YULLEN WEEK. –cackles-
It was so depressing; I got into Yullen the day that Yullen week '08 ended. –pounds table with fist- D: Talk about bad timing, right?
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