Hey people. Still not getting nearly enough reviews as I would have preferred but writing is like a drug to me and I can't stop for more than a week's duration.

If I did own twilight then I would own Edward and so would be spending time with him instead of writing and so since I am here writing you know that I do not own twilight.

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Chapter 3

BPOV

I was dreaming peacefully when I suddenly found myself awake.

'Noooooo. I don't want to wake up.' The crazy voice that lived inside my head screamed. This voice was particularly mental in the early hours of the morning. I tried to close my eyes again and fall into that peaceful slumber I had been in before but it was already too late. My mind was awake and the crazy voice now silenced with the much louder and prominent voice of reason that eventually awakens inside me.

I turned my head-still resting on my soft pillow- to glance at the digital numbers on my alarm clock only to see that it was eight am. Why on Earth had my subconscious mind decided to bow over to my conscious mind at eight am on a Sunday morning? I searched the room for the culprit, expecting to see blinding rays of sunshine falling through my window. But my curtains were drawn and there was no sunshine brightening my room.

A ring sounded through my room and I realized that it was my own cell phone that had dragged me out of my sweet slumber. I groaned as I rolled over in my bed, throwing my pillow over my face to block out the incessant ringing.

I abruptly found myself on my bedroom floor after a loud thud had hurt my ears. My face was buried into my pillow that was lying on the floor whilst my duvet was wrapped around my torso which I had obviously pulled down onto the floor with me as I had fell from my bed.

After a gusty sigh, I lifted my head from the pillow to crane my neck around so that I could peer up at my bed from the floor to see which side I had fallen from. I had fallen from the left. Great! I had fallen out of the wrong side of the bed. Now that was definitely going to be the cause of my bad mood which will be present for the rest of my day.

My cell phone was still ringing. 'Go away! Crazy person who can bear to be awake this early on a Sunday morning and whose number I will be removing from my phone if you are going to call me at eight am on a Sunday morning!'

The ringing was beginning to drive me crazy so I peeled myself off from the floor and marched over to my desk where my cell phone was.

"What?" I snapped into my phone.

"Morning Bella." Alice chirped.

"What the hell do you want Alice?" I asked moodily.

"Why so moody Bella?" Alice queried, still in that bright, sunny voice of hers that at this insanely early time was driving me crazy.

"I fell out of the wrong side of the bed" I answered.

"Only you would fall out of the wrong side of the bed." Alice replied.

"Well maybe if you hadn't decided to call me this early on a Sunday then I wouldn't have fallen out of the wrong side of the bed and then wouldn't be in such a bad mood." I told her waspishly.

"But Bella I had to call you as soon as I remembered" Alice told me.

"Remembered what?" I demanded, still moody.

"Shame on you Bella. You don't want to be in a bad mood on your five month anniversary since you started dating Edward." Alice advised me.

"Couldn't you have told me that in about four hours?" I moaned, suppressing a yawn.

"How are you and Edward going to celebrate?" Alice enquired.

"I don't know Alice." I answered wearily.

"Wait. You two are celebrating, aren't you? I mean, it would really suck if one of you hade forgotten. Especially if Edward has forgotten because then that would mean that he hasn't planned any surprises for you and that would make him a bad boyfriend. Are you two getting each other presents? Because if you are then-"

"Alice, if this is all you woke me up for then I wouldn't mind trying to get back to sleep. Bye." I told her whilst cutting her off before I disconnected the call and then put my cell phone back on the desk.

But no sooner had I retrieved my duvet and pillow from the floor ready to jump back into bed then my phone started ringing again. Cursing, I strode over to my desk and answered the call after glancing at the caller id.

"What do you want now Alice?" I moaned into the phone.

"Just tell me: are you celebrating or not?" Alice demanded.

"I told you, I don't know."

"Has Edward said anything?" Alice questioned.

"He'll be picking me up from my house sometime in the afternoon." I answered.

"Like a date?" Alice asked eagerly.

"Well, if spending time with your boyfriend on your five month anniversary can be classified as a date then I would say yes." I replied.

"Yay! I'll be coming round your house bright and early to get you ready for your date." Alice enthused excitedly.

"What? Alice! No! I don't want you to get me dressed, especially not bright and early. He said he won't be coming till sometime in the afternoon so why do you have to come early anyway?" I protested.

"Bella, he could mean the afternoon as in twelve sharp and I need you to be ready by then at least. It's your own fault for not getting a specific time out of him otherwise I might have decided to come later. But if we leave later then we won't be able to go to enough stores." Alice argued.

"What?! Who said anything about shopping?" I objected vehemently.

"I did. Now start getting dressed because I am coming to pick you up whether you like it or not." Alice commanded before hanging up on me.

I stared disbelievingly at the phone in my hand. This was going beyond insane. I could not believe that she was seriously planning on dragging me along on a shopping spree (and I could tell from the thrilled tone of her voice that she was planning a shopping spree) this early on a Sunday morning against my will.

Well, I'm not going. I'll just sit here and let her come but there is no way she is dragging me as far as out of this room because there was no way I was going to let her persuade me into going on a shopping spree. I was never going to willingly subject myself to such torture. She can drag me out here by force if she wanted to but I was not going.

'You know she will use force if it has to come to that. She never takes no for an answer. You know she'll win. She always does. She'll tie you up and toss you into her car booth if she has to.' The voice of reason rationalised inside my head.

I cursed the voice of reason to the fieriest pits of hell as I wished that for once my crazy voice could win. But the voice of reason was right and I knew that Alice would give me no choice but to come with her whether I liked it or not. Fine. I would come but Alice would just have to endure my stormy temper because I was NOT I repeat NOT in a good mood.

I sighed asI heaved myself off of the edge of my bed where I had previously seated myself. I entered my bathroom and brushed my teeth meticulously before leaving the bathroom and then donning myself in baggy jeans with a plain navy-blue full sleeved blouse and ratty trainers. Alice would hate my unbecoming ensemble but I was not in a mood to make an effort and also there was no point dressing up with a lot of care as Alice would force me to come home in a completely new outfit. (She always did that whenever she dragged me along on one of her many shopping trips as she hated seeing me in anything that she hadn't approved of and so she would make me return home in newly purchased clothes that she had forced upon me).

My hair was in a hopelessly tangled mess and so after brushing through it I just tied it back in a sloppy pony tail. I then went downstairs into the kitchen where I wrote a note for Charlie, telling him where I would be and where he would find breakfast. I then retrieved myself a bowl of cereal which I was halfway through when Alice arrived.

"No! I cannot believe you plan on going out in public like that." Alice exclaimed when she saw me.

"Whatever Alice. I am seriously thinking of saving up for a new cell phone so that I would have a new number which I would not give you so that you would not be able to wake me up on a Sunday morning." I replied.

"I hope you're not going to make falling out of the wrong side of the bed a habit because I honestly hate moody Bella." Alice informed me.

"Well I hate your morning shopping obsession" I snapped.

"Don't worry Bella. I'm sure shopping will cheer you right up" Alice chirruped.

"If anything, shopping will only make my mood worse." I contradicted.

"Whatever. Let's go otherwise we'll never be done in time for your date." Alice instructed.

I quickly finished my cereal and then followed Alice out the front door to her canary yellow Porsche. We drove to the nearest mall in Port Angeles where Alice parked her car in the parking lot. We got out of her car and then strolled into the mall. Alice dragged me to almost every store in the mall. Whenever I paused for even a second to take a break Alice would grab me by the wrist and then tow me along to the next store saying "No time for breaks. We are on a tight schedule here."

The money I had brought with me had been spent before we were even halfway through our shopping spree. Alice had expensive taste and would not allow me to refuse any of her purchases and when I had used my money up she had decided to buy everything for me, completely ignoring my feeble protests.

It was only when we were both laden with shopping bags packed to the brim with Alice's purchases (that's not even including the bags that we had already deposited in the booth of Alice's Porsche) that Alice deemed it an appropriate time to take a break and get some lunch. Yes, lunch. It was already 1:30 when we had finished. We were sitting in the food court, eating burgers and fries with ketchup along with cokes when I asked Alice:

"Are we done yet? Or do you want to go check out the stores in Seattle too now?" I drawled acerbically.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea. We would probably find a lot in Seattle" Alice mused.

I glared at her as I snarled through my teeth "I was being sarcastic."

Alice laughed as she said "I was joking Bella. Jeez, will you take a chill pill?"

I said nothing but just huffed as I crossed my arms.

"Okay, now we had better get going. Edward will be coming for you at four so that should be enough time for me to get you ready if we hurry ad get you home now" Alice observed as she glanced down at her watch.

I looked at her in surprise "I had forgotten to ask Edward what time he would be coming for me so I don't see how you could know?"

"I sent him a text earlier and asked him what time he would be coming for you because I was taking you shopping. I knew that if Edward had come for you while we were shopping then you would kill me and so I had to make sure that that didn't happen." Alice explained.

"It's no wonder you always get your way because you always think of everything" I remarked in awe.

"I know I'm fabulous and now let's go. Must I remind you that we are on a tight schedule here?" Alice said.

I shook my head as I followed her out of the mall. Alice nattered on happily as she drove us home. When she parked outside my home and led me upstairs to my bedroom, she pounced on me. She grabbed one of the hundreds of shopping bags she had with her and then thrust it at me and told me to put on everything that was inside. I decided it was better not to argue and so wordlessly took the bag to the bathroom.

The garment Alice had selected for me to adorn was a beautiful sleeveless silk dress that had ruffled folds overlapping each other in various places from the waist downwards; it had a wide scooped neckline, and the print on it consisted of lovely floral purple flowers against a white background colour with black petals and leaves intercepting the patterns in places. (A/N picture on profile).

I entered my bedroom where Alice was waiting for me with her torture devices AKA curler, eyeliner and all of that rubbish.

"Alice, don't you think this dress is a bit much?" I asked.

"Oh Bella. You think that anything that is not jeans and an old top is a bit much. Besides I squeezed it out of Edward where he would be taking you so that I could get you the perfect outfit. Now sit so I can do your hair and make-up."

"Yes ma'am" I said, giving her a mock salute whilst I sat myself down on the stool Alice had got out for me. In response to my gesture, Alice patted me on the head in a slightly patronising manner.

I sighed as Alice began her torture.

"Don't worry Bella. You're lucky that Edward prefers the natural look and that you already have so much natural beauty because I plan to keep your make-up to a minimum. I'll just use some eyeliner on you and a little bit of mascara. No need for blusher because you already have a really pink natural blush, well actually when you blush, your cheeks go a more red colour than a pink-" as if on cue I blushed "you see? Well, like I said. Just some eyeliner and a bit of mascara. No eye shadow because then we would have to use purple to match your dress and that would be so overrated-"

I closed my eyes as I allowed Alice chatter on about things that I was clueless about. It was a while before I heard Alice's voice say "All done!"

I opened my eyes and looked into the mirror Alice was holding up for me to gaze into. My hair was in long ringlets cascading down my back whilst my cheeks were rose pink and my eyelashes extra curly and black. I looked stunning as was often the case after Alice's work. Alice had controlled herself and I did look like I was merely dressed for a day out rather than some ball. I would have no problem with Alice dressing me if it weren't for the tormenting hours that went into it.

"Here, just wear these shoes and these earrings and necklace. I know you like to wear the locket Edward gave you but this necklace goes so well with your dress and besides if you wear that locket every minute of every day it might get worn out and you wouldn't be able to wear it anymore." Alice advocated.

"Okay Alice." I responded, still unable to tear my gaze away from my reflection in the mirror.

I took the silver chain from Alice that had a small, square sparkling amethyst dangling on it. Alice had also given me silver studs to wear and then I was about to put on the shoes Alice had given me when I saw exactly what Alice had chosen for me.

"Alice! I am not wearing those" I stated.

"What? Why not Bella? They are purple satin peep toe shoes. They're gorgeous and they match your outfit." Alice reasoned.

"Look at the heels! Are you trying to send me to the hospital on my five month anniversary?" I demanded angrily.

"Well, if you ended up in the hospital, then at least you would know that you're the best dressed patient. Thanks to me" Alice pointed out.

I glared at her and was just about to make a retort when the doorbell rang. Alice raced to my window and glanced out before rushing back to me and saying "It's Edward. Go!"

I scrambled around for my house keys and my cell phone in a hurried frenzy. It was a good thing that Alice was with me because in a moment she had bundled a small purple clutch purse along with some shoes. She got me to stand still so that I could put on the shoes she had handed me whilst notifying me "Your phone and keys and everything else you might need are in your purse."

Then once Alice had done a quick inspection of me and deemed me worthy to appear in front of Edward, I thundered down the stairs and wrenched open the front door to see Edward standing there in all his godly glory.

He looked heart-stopping as always and smiled crookedly at me as he took my hand and whispered in my ear "You look stunning."

I blushed as he led me out the door. It was only when I saw Alice step out of my front door that I realized that Alice had somehow tricked me into wearing those monstrous heels.

I know more fluff. But I like writing fluff and you guys don't seem to mind the fluff and besides Bella and Edward are going to need all of this because they are going to have a hell of a lot of drama in due time. By the way, you could review because I like Bella had also fallen out of the wrong side of the bed and I know what a bad mood that can put you in for the rest of the morning. Plus my day just got worse after that so you could review to make me feel better.