Mr OmniTrix

by J.M. Bowers

A parody about the unwilling hero of Earth, Ben Tennyson, in a high-octane version of "Mr. Tinkertrain" by the Prince of Darkness himself, Ozzy Osbourne! Please R&R and tell me what you think!

Mr. OmniTrix

Parody of "Mr. Tinkertrain" by Ozzy Osbourne
Lyrics by J.M. Bowers

Spoken: It's hero time…

Would you like some sweeties, little girl?
Come a little closer
I'm gonna show you a brave new world tonight
I'm not the man from your fantasies
I ride around in an old RV
Little angel gonna take you for a ride

Chorus:
I got a round-trip ticket
To turn into another guy
I got a round-trip ticket
I just hope I don't become Stinkfly

They call me Mr. OmniTrix
And I'm better than Superman
They call me Mr. OmniTrix
Better known to you all as Ben 10

I'm much cooler than Gwen

Close the curtains and turn out the lights
By Heaven's gate it'll be alright
A little secret just between us three
And all those watching
A lot of things have come to mess with me
Aliens from galactic seas
Gonna try to bring the world down to its' knees

I got a round-trip ticket
To turn into another guy
I got a round-trip ticket
I just hope I don't become Stinkfly

They call me Mr. OmniTrix
And I'm better than Superman
They call me Mr. OmniTrix
Better known to you all as Ben 10

Mr. OmniTrix
Popular with the chicks
Mr. OmniTrix
Can you say Mr. OmniTrix? (Laughing)

There's no use crying if your life's gone black
Now I'm here to stay
You can't run
You can't hide
Ten heroes and they're here inside

Mr. OmniTrix
Oh yeah baby now can't you see
They call me Mr. OmniTrix
And Lucky Girl ain't got shit on me

That's why they call me (Mr. OmniTrix)
That's why they call me (Mr. OmniTrix)
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That's why I'm wearing
The Omn-Omn-Omn-Omn-OmniTrix
That's why I'm sporting
The Omn-Omn-Omn-Omn-OmniTrix
That's why I'm frontin'
The Omn-Omn-Omn-Omn-OmniTrix
That's why I'm wearing
The Omn-Omn-Omn-Omn-OmniTrix

That's why they call me (Mr. OmniTrix)
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That's why they call me!