Wow! What a response! I'm really surprised, that went well!! :P I'm glad so many of you liked it… here's the second part!! This will be more funnier than the first chap… so read on!! I hope ya'll likies!!

*** One Week Later ***

"Like I was saying, if we can access the large deposits of naquadah on this planet…"

Sam trailed off in mid-sentence, momentarily stumped by the fact that Jack, as in Jack O'NEILL had put his hand up, and apparently wanted to ask a 'related' question. Which meant he had been listening. In a DEBRIEFING. If they weren't under a mountain, she would have looked out of the nearest window to check that pigs weren't flying.

"Ja—Sir?" by now everyone in the room was staring at the colonel.

"When will the debriefing be over? I want to go home."

Sighs of relief were heard around the room. Jack glowered.

"Don't worry, I wasn't listening. No offense, Sam."

There was another pause as everyone in the room stared weirdly at Jack and Sam- after all, he had used her NAME(!!!). But she just glared at him and continued the debriefing as if nothing had happened. This day was just getting weirder and weirder…

After the debriefing, as everyone turned to leave, the General called them.

"Colonel, Major, could I see you in my office for a minute?"

They gave each other the 'Oh-no-what-have-we-done-now' look, and followed Hammond into his office.

"Have a seat, you two." he said gruffly.

Another worried glance, and they sat down. Jack gave Sam's hand a little squeeze under the table, and she smiled at him.

"What is it, sir?" She was the picture of innocence- of course.

Hammond gave them an annoyed look, the one that said, 'you know EXACTLY what I mean, and yet you insist on making me spell it out for you…'

"Colonel, I have been getting reports in the past week, about you and Major Carter."

Woops.

"Now, normally I would overlook one or two of these little incidents, but there have been rather a lot."

Jack gave him a smarmy grin.

"What kind of 'incidents', General?"

Another glare was sent his way.

"You know exactly what I'm talking about, colonel. The reports were about your behaviour—people are saying that you have been fraternising!"

Before either of them could protest, he continued.

"Holding hands, flirting, 'groping'… One sergeant even found you kissing in a storage closet!! Now, colonel, I told you that after the one day when you would be exempt from the regulations, there would have to be no sign at all, not a peep! I'm sorry, but you two are going to be in a lot of trouble! You know I have to report this to my superiors…"

At this point in his 'rant', General Hammond was interrupted by a very sweet and innocent looking Sam (who had put on her best puppy-dog face).

"But, General! We're married!"

A/N: well, there you have it!! I love cliff-hangers; you guys can imagine the rest whichever way you want!! For those who don't know, I'm fairly sure there's a loophole in the regs; after all, being married is very different to fraternising… Any questions? Just ask!

Hehehe. Thankyou for reading, please review! :)

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