LOL here comes another funny and exciting part of the show. Will all the girls finally get introduced or will Chris be interrupted another 100 times?
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
COMMERCIAL BREAK ENDS…
Chris: Man, I hate those shitty commercials.
Tanner: I agree with ya there.
The whole audience began to nod. Chris cleared his voice.
Chris: Next girl is Melody.
The crowd looked at her closely and then…everyone shouted the words Oh yeah. Melody has brown hair which was in a very STCIK OUT style. She is also dressed in that dress when she was going around with Ash on the Orange Islands.
Chris: Not a bad looking bird.
Annabel: Does anyone give a fuck about me?
Chris: Oh shut the fuck up blabber mouth. Are you on your period or something?
Annabel: …
Chris: Ok back to the introductions, lets meet Angie.
When Angie came out everyone was a little confused.
Chris: Are you a chick?
Angie: Um yeah. I'm on the show aren't I.
Chris: True, you must be a girl you went through the check up.
The man Chris argued with before: What checkup?
Chris: Ok cowboy I will answer that in very little detail we look at some parts of the girls to make sure they are girls.
Tanner and Michael lost it.
Michael/Me: Asshole, you looked at the girl I love's vagina!!!
Everyone stared in shock, especially May. I blushed.
Tanner: Not something I would say in front of the girls and audience.
Michael and Tanner sat back down.
Chris: No we don't do it that way we use a scanner you fucken stupid dick.
Tanner and Michael let off a sign of relief. The man that argued with Chris's name is Cowboy Bob since he wears a western hat with very western clothes. Angie had nice green hair and wasn't too bad looking but she had a masculine feel to her and that made some boys turned off.
Chris: Finally we are up to our last girl…
Boy: Excuse me.
Chris: Ow what the FUCK now? I swear if you people don't shut your traps I will burn you alive.
The boy began to laugh. His name is Mark.
Mark: A little piece of shit like you?
Chris ignored the remark. He announced the final girl; it was Macey from the Silver Conference. Chris began to vomit.
Chris: Wow the last girl is the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Macey: (turned bright red) At least I'm not ugly.
Chris: ?...That doesn't make sense. Anyway now that all the girls have been introduced it is time to show the girls Ash himself.
There was a big screen on the stage and it began to show a video about Ash Ketchum.
Video: Girls, this is the guy you are all going to kill each other to get. He has jet, messy black hair. Kind of stubborn and eats like a pig. Can be dense mostly but has a kind heart. But overall he is a good guy, he travelled with many sexy ladies and most of you are in this room right now. Oh and one more thing he is (in a singing voice) A RAVING HOMOSEXUAL!!!
The video ended and everyone in the audience sweat dropped.
Mark: Um…o…k.
Tanner: This is one fucked up show Michael.
Michael/Me: I agree and the funny thing is I know Kira and Danny. Also that Mark character is my brother.
Tanner: Jeez Louise
Chris: OK so that was the video and you can all see who this Ash Ketchum guy is. Just a minute I got to talk to one of my workers about the video.
Chris walked into the back…
Chris: YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER. WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING AS IDIOTIC AS THAT. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR JOB YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THINGS RIGHT. JIM YOU BETTER START SHITTING Me TIFFIANY CALFLEX OR I WILL DEFINELTY FUCK YOU UP!!!
Chris came back to the stage.
Chris: Sorry about that. Let's begin on how to play as you can see on the stage we have a giant screen where the questions will pop up. In front of you ladies are buzzers, if you know I answer press the buzz and tell me. You will receive a point for each correct answer. There will be 10 questions and all of them will be about Ash. You girls should know a fair bit about him. Of course Misty, May and Dawn have more of an advantage since they spend more time with him so I will give you questions that you all should know. The girl with the lowest points will be evicted automatically then we get to the second part of the process which I will explain a little later. Do you all understand what's going on?
All 8 Pokémon girls: Yes.
Chris: Alright, let's begin.
Suddenly a bell was heard. That was the bell telling Chris the show is ending.
Chris: Oh fuck me; we didn't even get to play yet. I guess we will have to wait till the next episode which is next week.
Kira: That's bullshit we paid money to see this show in action.
Chris: Well if you all stopped talking maybe we could get started. Come back next week and we can begin.
Tanner, Michael/Me, Danny, Kira, Mark and Cowboy Bob: We'll be there.
Chris began to move his head from side to side.
Chris: This show is going to be driven into the ground.
END OF EPISODE 1
The introductions are finally done and the first part of the game will now begin. I will update soon.