Episode 2 of the funniest and craziest show ever, it's time to play a game of Buzz. Who will be evicted and which characters will be so sick of the show that they leave?
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
Dun dun dun Ash's Girl Game Show!!!
Chris: Welcome back everyone it is going to be another shitty episode of Ash's Girl Game Show. My audience is exactly the same as last week and I know they are going to make this show hell for me. Anyway lets gets started before we don't get to the questions, come on out ladies.
After Chris was done talking to the camera all 8 girls came out and ready to play the game.
Cowboy Bob: Oh man, I'm so excited.
Chris: Yeah you should be you stupid fuck.
Cowboy Bob: What have you got against me?
Chris: I don't know I just don't like you. If you talk once more in this show I will take your bitch ass to Elm Street and bust you in the head with a pipe.
Cowboy Bob: Hey doesn't Freddy Krueger live there?
Chris: What did I say? Don't worry about Freddy I took care of that pussy a long time ago. Crystal Lake is where you should be sacred. That crazy mother fucker with the hockey mask can surely take care of you.
Cowboy Bob sat down and promised himself he wouldn't say a word. The girls began to lose concentration so Chris told the people at the back to put up the first question.
Chris: Ok questions number one. What is Ash Ketchum's home town?
Misty managed to press her button first.
Chris: Yes Misty?
Misty: Ash's hometown is Pallet Town in the Kanto Region.
Chris: Correct, that is one point for you.
Kira and Danny: Yeah go Misty. You can do it.
Misty waved at her fans. The other girls all were in desperate mode. Even though the game just started none of them wanted to go.
Chris: Question 2, what is Ash's first Pokémon?
It was close but Dawn managed it to get it this time.
Dawn: Ash's first Pokémon is Pikachu.
Chris: Correct, that is one point for you.
Kira and Danny: Booooooooooooooooooooo
Chris: Would you shut up! Out of the whole audience you two little asswipes are talking. I'm trying to get through the whole question thing today so shut your traps.
Michael/Me: Don't talk like that to my friends you dochbag.
Mark: Ah YEAH keep your mouth to yourself, you retard.
Chris: Do want me to come up there and give you both a turkey slap.
Both boys sat down as fast as they could.
Kira: If you talk like that to Michael or anyone else I know, I'm going to get a mallet of my own.
Chris: Girls! They are all BIG mouths.
Kira let this one go but the next time Chris said something like that she was going to kill him.
Chris: Question 3, what regions has Ash travelled in so far?
Most of the girls didn't know this question but May was the first to press the button.
May: Ash has travelled in the Kanto, Johto, Hoenn and Sinnoh regions, also the Orange Islands.
Chris: Well done May you are one hot, sexy, smart girl.
Michael was in rage mode but without warning Kira came down from the audience and went onto the stage and kicked him straight in the face. Chris went flying to the other side of the stage. When Chris got up he lightly rubbed his face and ran up to Kira in anger and started to punch her legs.
Chris: You son of bitch.
Kira: Girl basher.
Kira grabbed him and threw him off the stage; security came in and took her out of the room. Kira was banned from seeing the show LIVE ever again. She can only watch it at home. Michael and Danny were pretty sad that she couldn't come back in. Once the show was done they are going to her house for some company.
Chris: Alright let's get the rest of it done.
Annabel got the fourth question right. Melody got the fifth right, Duplica got the sixth right. Macey made a guess on number 7 but she got it wrong and got a pie in the face. Misty got the 7th right followed by May getting the 8th right.
Chris: Oh man finally there are only two questions left but I guess we can go to a break from here.
COMMERCIAL BREAK BEGINS…
Chris: Phew I can take a breath of fresh air polluted by dumb fucks normally called the audience.
Many people got upset and Cowboy Bob had to say something.
Cowboy Bob: I don't like your attitude. How can you insult all these people?
Chris: My show…cowboy from Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboy Bob: I'm not taking this shit anymore.
Cowboy Bob jumped out of the audience and was about to punch him until Chris pulled out a gun and shot him. The whole audience stared in shock.
Chris: I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU I WANTED YOU TO SHUT UP FUCKER. ARE YOU GOING TO TALK NOW HUH?!
Chris took the time to relax as security moved the body. The crowd wasn't sure how to react. The moron shot a guy in front of everyone and all security did was removing the body. He should have been arrested. Something funny was going on.
COMMERCIAL BREAK ENDS…
Chris: Hello everyone again. The show is underway again and as you can see the audience is very excited.
The audience had their jaws dropped. One guy even had a poster up saying HELP: HE HAS A GUN! Some people at home commented on this.
Guy at home: Does this dick head think we are that stupid?
The guy with the poster began to say 'help me' to the TV.
Guy at home: What's he saying?
Guy's best mate: I think he is saying, kiss me, kiss me.
Guy at home: Smart ass motherfucker.
Back at the show…
Chris promised he wouldn't use his gun again and will let us leave if we didn't say anything. Of course everyone agreed and no one knew who Cowboy Bob was.
Mark: Can you please start the show again.
Tanner: Yeah I got to get home and masturbate.
Everyone stared at Tanner.
Michael/Me: Not something I would say in front of everyone.
Chris: Ok Question 9, how many badges has Ash won so far?
The girls began to use their fingers to count. Annabel pressed her button first.
Annabel: Ash has 32 badges.
Chris: You are 100% correct. Now there is only one more question left and I will only allow Angie and Macey to answer. Whichever one of you gets this wrong will be evicted and would have to leave.
Angie and Macey gulped, they really wanted to get this right.
Chris: Question 10, who was Ash's first crush?
Macey: Misty?
Chris: Incorrect.
Misty: What? I thought that…
Chris: Come on Angie, your turn.
Angie: Um May?
Chris: No, the video gave off a clue to this question's answer.
Angie and Macey guessed almost 20 times and Chris was getting both annoyed and bored.
Macey: Granite?
Chris: Who the fuck?
The two girls said people no one has ever heard of before. Chris was falling asleep. At last one of them got it right.
Angie: No one?
Chris: YES!!! Thank goodness! Angie you are right. You will advance to the next challenge. As for you Macey you are the weakest link, goodbye.
Mark: Um that makes no sense.
Chris: Oh soooooooooooorry. Macey you have lost the questions test which means you know the least about Ash Ketchum. You will have to leave, see ya later.
Macey left the building, crying.
Tanner: Oh she will get over it. Besides I didn't want her to be with Ash anyway.
Chris: Ok girls there are 7 of you left and I will explain the rest next time because in two seconds the bell for the ending of the show will ring. Thankyou everyone for coming and I will see you soon and remember our little promise.
Everyone: Yes Chris.
The bell rang and the audience left, the girls left and Chris left.
Danny: I'm never coming here again.
Michael/Me, Tanner and Mark: Guess we are the only known characters in audience returning.
END OF EPISODE 2
Well that's episode 2. What new characters will appear on the show and make it worse? Will Chris shoot anyone else? What is the next challenge? I will update soon.