Let's continue this show that's being burned to the ground. LOL I wonder what the second challenge is. Let' see. Remember only Me, Tanner and Mark is returning since I need to make room for more characters. One character will finally challenge Chris in an argument.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

Dun dun dun Ash's Girl Game Show!!!

Chris: Hello everyone and glad you can watch this totally fucked up show. The audience is a little different; Kira, Danny and Cowboy Bob are gone. We have a bunch of new people. To be honest I'm really surprised you all came back.

Sergeant Hartman: Only PUSSIES wouldn't watch this show live.

Chris: Who the hell you are asshole?

Sergeant Hartman: I'm Sergeant Hartman your colonel drill instructor.

Chris: Yeah right sit down old man so we can get this show underway. I need to explain to the people and the girls what the next part of the challenge is. While I'm on the subject let's get the ladies out.

All 7 Pokémon girls came out all super excited for tonight's challenge. The audience gave them a round of applause.

Chris: Nice to see you all again. Before we get started I'm going to let all 7 of you talk to Ash for 1 minute on the TV screen, are you ready? Show Ash in 3…2…1

Ash popped onto the screen wearing what he wore in the Sinnoh region but something wasn't right. He wasn't looking at the girls but down upon himself. The crowd began to hear a strange moaning sound:

Ash: oooo oh oh OH. So that's what it does.

Chris: uh hm excuse me Ash.

Ash: Oh shit, sorry.

Sergeant Hartman: He is a disgusting fat body.

Chris: SHUT UP ARMY MAN OR WHAT EVER THE FUNK YOU ARE!!!

Sergeant Hartman: Is this how you talk to your superiors? I will only keep my mouth shut if I can get 10 minutes with you on the stage and talk to the audience.

Chris: Ok just let Ash talk first.

Ash: Thanks Chris. Hi girls I'm Ash as you all probably already know. With before I was just…uh…exploring.

Tanner: Is he gay?

Michael/Me: There is a 50% chance, if he gets it on with one of the girls then no. But he will be gay when I rip his cock off and sell it to the butchers if he touches my girl and I believe you would do the same.

Tanner: That's sickening!

Michael/Me: I know but it's a dumb/funny story after all.

Mark: Will you two pricks shut up; I'm trying to watch the show.

Tanner, Michael/Me: ALRIGHT!!!!

Chris gave off an evil stare at us which made us freak out. We kept our mouths shut while Ash was going on and on about himself and lunch. At last a minute past and the TV switched off before Ash could get to dinner.

Misty: I can't wait to cook for him and love him.

Melody: Hey he is MY man!

The girls soon began a massive argument. A boy from the audience got up and said something, his name is Tomi.

Tomi: I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX!

Everyone stared at him.

Tanner, Michael/Me: Not something we would say in front of everyone.

Tomi: Too soon?

Sergeant Hartman: I better teach you some manners punk.

Chris: Alright people I promised this army guy to have 10 minutes with me and the audience. Hopefully you all can use the time to say what you want. I don't think it will affect the ratings. Ok old man come on down.

Sergeant Hartman went onto the stage and stood right in front of Chris. Sergeant Hartman slapped Chris in the face.

Sergeant Hartman: What's your name scumbag?

Chris: I'm Chris, what's it to ya wanker?

Sergeant Hartman: I'm asking the fucking questions here.

Chris: Ok um.

Sergeant Hartman told Chris he will come back to him. Hartman looked at a guy in the audience.

Sergeant Hartman: What's your name?

Guy: Sir, Lawrence sir.

Sergeant Hartman: That names sounds like royalty, are you royalty?

Guy: Sir, no sir.

Sergeant Hartman: I don't like the name Lawrence only FAGGOTS and SAILOURS are called Lawrence from now on you are Mort.

Sergeant Hartman ignored that guy and went to a girl teenager in the audience whose name is Alexis.

Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you?

Alexis: 5 foot 9.

Sergeant Hartman: 5 foot 9 I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Michael/Me: Hey asshole, watch how you are talking to her, I know her and she is a good friend of mine so leave her alone.

Sergeant Hartman: Sit the fuck down you puke piece of shit kid.

Mark: You know what, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU AND SUCK COCK.

Sergeant Hartman went up to Mark and punched him in the stomach. Michael then went up to him and punched him in the face. He then looked back at Mark,

Sergeant Hartman: Piss off you slimy fucking walrus, fucking piece of shit.

He then went back down to Chris and slapped him again.

Chris: Stop hitting me you dick.

Tanner, Alexis, Tomi and Mark all smashed him one.

Sergeant Hartman: Ok I think I have had enough. You have trained a very fucked up audience. Chris I'm going to give 3 days, exactly three fucking days to make sure everyone's socks have been pulled up or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!!!

The serge left the building at last.

Chris: Who the hell was that guy?

Everyone shrugged their shoulders. Chris was actually excited that Hartman will return since he has a big surprise for him.

Chris: That was very weird; let me explain the second challenge before we go to the commercial breaks. This show only goes for an hour so I will explain this quickly. Your second challenge is each of you girls are going to go on a date with Ash. Ash will analyze each of you; the worst girl on the date will be eliminated by Ash himself. A bus is here to drop you girls off at the restaurant. Each of you will go in one by one after the other is finished. We will be watching you on this big screen. Good luck girls.

It wasn't long before all the girls got on the bus and were dropped off at their houses to get dressed. While that was happening the audience had a bit of a chat.

Tomi: This challenge might be a little…interesting.

Alexis: You mean it might stink, right?

Mark: That's exactly what it means. I mean with Ash there the girls are in a little trouble because Ash is…

Everyone: A RAVING HOMOSEXUAL!!!

Chris: Oh shit.

Commercial Break Begins…

Man this show is getting worse and worse, what was with that Sergeant? I hope the new characters last for a few more episodes. We will see. I will update soon.