This episode shall feature no challenges, only an eviction and total chaos. Finally we get to see what Chris has done to the Sergeant.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

Dun dun dun, Ash's Girl Game Show.

Chris: G'day everyone, yes I'm talking like an Aussie and I don't know why. As you can see many people have left but I do see a few new faces.

Michael/Me: Tell us what you did with the serge.

Chris: Very well, I haven't even brought out the girls yet or said more than one line because of this impatient asshole but I will tell you what happened. Three days after episode 3, I was on my way home after transporting my goods then I saw him at a park…

*flashback*

Chris was walking home until he spotted Sergeant Hartman and walked up to him. The serge was angry about something.

Sergeant Hartman: Who took my ice cream cone? Was it you, you scroungy little fuck huh?

The Serge grabbed a kid by the t-shirt who had an ice cream in his hand.

Kid: No sir.

Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit, you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you.

Chris: Get your hand off the kid freakazoid.

Sergeant Hartman: Well look who it is, its Frodo from that fucked up show. Did you fix up your audience?

Chris: No I didn't, I can do whatever I want with my show. So screw you bitch.

He walked right up to Chris and yelled at his face.

Sergeant Hartman: YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!

Chris looked straight at his eyes and sneakily pulled out a lighter and put his pants on fire. The serge didn't notice until his nuts were burnt to a crisp. He ran out of the park and into a fountain since his whole body went on fire.

*flashback ends*

Chris: So that fucker never bothered me again.

The whole audience clapped, even Alexis the man who is spying on Chris.

Alexis: Goods hey, I wonder what type of goods.

Alexis began to talk into a voice recorder.

Tanner: You know there is something very strange about Alexis.

Mark: You said it; he looks like a sneaky bastard.

Mark grabbed a biscuit packet from his pocket and began to eat the biscuits inside.

Chris: Ok let's get the girls out so I can evict one of them and also I almost forgot Ash is recovering, luckily very little poison got into his mouth so he will good as new by tomorrow so he can do the challenge.

All 7 girls came out looking like they didn't get any sleep last night. It seemed none of them wanted to go but Ash told Chris yesterday who was the worst. Chris heard crunching.

Chris: Mark, what are you eating?

Mark had his mouth full.

Mark: B…iscuts.

Chris: PIG!!!

The audience began to laugh really hard but Chris was pretty angry.

Chris: Only unorganized swine flu contained pigs eat like that, put that food away or you will be sent out.

Mark quickly got rid of his food while Chris eyed the girls.

Chris: Ladies the girl that must leave and must be out of Ash's life is…Misty!

Audience: YEAH…wait WHAT!!!

Misty: But why?

Chris: Just kidding the real person who is out is…Duplica.

Duplica: That's ridiculous. Damn you Ash you fucking loser.

Chris: Guess I'm not the only loser.

Duplica left the stage completely upset and pissed off at Ash Ketchum. She hated him now which meant she wasn't the right girl for him. This episode had nothing else to do so Chris started to ask questions.

Chris: You are new, who are you?

Rashi the crazy man: I'm Rashi and I have mental problems, I get angry and fight people who make fun of me. Are you making fun of me?

Chris: No man, chill.

Rashi the crazy man: FUCK YOU!! You think you are better than me I can kick your ass.

While Chris and Rashi had a fight Alexis sneakily went into the back of the studio to check out what Chris is up to.

Michael/Me: Why do we keep coming here?

Tanner: I come here to see Dawn LIVE and to make fun of Chris.

Michael/Me: Haha yeah but you have to admit May is the prettiest in the room.

Tanner: Dawn is way better.

Mark: Listen you two do I have to come there and staple both of your mouths.

Michael/ Me, Tanner: Who gives a shit?

Chris: Alright everyone I have no idea what to do so how about we end the episode early today and the next one can be half an hour longer.

Rashi the crazy man: No worries but what is the next challenge?

Chris: Each of the girls is going to go on a holiday with Ash so the next episode won't be on until two weeks time. So we can have a 90 minute special.

May: Awesome, like I can show Ash my sexy body.

I blushed at what she said and was very jealous Ash got to see her in a bikini and stuff.

Dawn: Well I'm going to wear my tightest swim suit.

Misty: You are both show offs I'm just going to have a good time with Ash.

Tanner: Did Dawn just say she is going to wear the tightest swimsuit?

Everyone: Yep.

Tanner: I am going to give this show one more chance if I have to watch Dawn do something like that in front of Ash I'm leaving forever.

Chris: Alright enough, I have ordered the bell to ring in 30 seconds. So everyone get out of here and I will see you all in a fortnight.

Alexis quickly got out of the back and out of the studio. He didn't have time to check what Chris was up to but he knew that in the next episode which goes for 90 minutes he will be able to explore more.

END OF EPISODE 4

A 90 minute special next time which means the chapter will be pretty long. What is Chris up to? Which will be the next girl to go and what other characters have had enough of this show? I will update soon.