A 90 minute special!!! Awesome let's hope Alexis can find out what Chris is up to? Will Tanner leave this story? A new character shall make a brief appearance. This might be a very long chapter. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
Dun dun dun, Ash Girl Game Show!
Chris: Damn that is getting annoying. Hello everyone and welcome back. It has been two weeks since this show has aired and all the girls have returned from their holiday with Ash. Today we shall be watching what type of holiday each girl had then I will get the girls to come out and one will be evicted. Now that I have explained what's going on tonight I need to say something before we get started. Excuse me writer of the story may I speak to Pokershipper247. I saw the review he gave off and I need to tell him something.
Writer of the story: Um Chris Tanner is that reviewer.
Chris: Oh really. TANNER YOU COCKSUCKER YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK MY ASS?
Tanner: Yeah I can because you are a little fucker from Mordor.
Chris got pissed off so he went to go hit Tanner but some of the audience held him back.
Tanner: Take it easy Frodo. I will put a hex on you.
Chris: Bitch if you say something like that again I will make Dawn strip in front of everyone and I will make her give me a blowjob and you too Michael I will make May do the same thing.
Michael/Me: What did I do?
Chris: Nothing but seeing you are friends with Tanner you should suffer the same fate.
Michael/Me, Tanner: Dumb shit.
Mark: There is something disturbingly wrong with you Chris. It's funny I read about it, I heard about it but this is the first time I have met a fully fledged dickhead.
Chris: Blah blah blah, you know what go back to your boyfriend now I need to get this show started.
The TV turned on and it showed Misty and Ash together, they were the first to have a holiday.
Tanner: If Chris does that to Dawn I will kill him.
Chris: You said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? WHO IS THE SLIMEY LITTLE COCKSUCKER UP THERE THAT JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WAR? NOBODY HUH, THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT. OUT FUCKING STANDING, I WILL PT YOU ALL UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE.
Alexis: Chill man it must have been in your head.
Chris: Yeah you must be right I feel very stressed lately let's watch.
Misty and Ash seemed to be on an island. Apparently Ash had the same holiday location with every girl which means he must have been bored after a week or so. Misty and Ash held hands and kissed often. They rode on a boat and stayed in a hotel together.
Misty: Oh Ash I LOVE you so much.
Ash: I am not sure if I LOVE you yet but I have enjoyed my time with you.
Alexis: Dense prick.
Next was with May. I was getting angrier by the second just watching them two by the beach. May laid on top of him and kissed him with passion. Ash played with her boobs as she took off her bikini bra.
Michael/Me: That's it I'm going to kill him when he gets here.
Dawn was the next girl and Tanner already had a chainsaw in his hands. He looked like Leatherface for a second.
Mark: You're scaring me.
Dawn did wear the tightest swimsuit she could find. It made her undeveloped breasts stick out and her butt cheeks could be seen. They swam together. Ash usually touched her ass and squeezed it softly.
Tanner: I should be on the beach with Dawn. I can't take this anymore. I will come back when Ash is here.
Chris: Ash will be here in the last episode.
Tanner: Ok I will return then, see ya soon Mike.
Michael/Me: Aw man, alright catch ya later. I actually will leave soon too just as soon as I know what happens with May.
Tanner left the studio saying he will return on the last episode.
Chris: Another idiot down the hatch, well at least I don't have to deal with him for a while.
Rashi the crazy man: You wanna start something little man.
Chris: Shut up retard.
Rashi the crazy man: That's it come here you little shit.
Rashi was about to go and smack him one but he controlled his anger by saying some word.
Rashi the crazy man: Goosfraba.
Mark: Hehe it's that word they use in the anger management movie with that porker girl.
Rashi the crazy man: Hey it works you know.
The next video was supposed to be Ash and Melody but Chris told the back people to put up another video first. It showed Rashi the crazy man with a transsexual kissing.
Rashi the crazy man: What the hell is this?
Chris: Does your goosfraba work now fucker?
Rashi the crazy man: That's bullshit turn this off. It's not true I was just teaching him a wrestling move.
Mark: I never heard of a wrestling move 'Poof kiss another poof maneuver'.
Rashi the crazy man: Horseshit, you're a woman beater.
Everyone: ???
Alexis: Psycho.
Commercial Break Begins…
Commercial Break Ends…
The Ash and Melody video was put on. They were less sexual than May and Dawn, they were more concentrating on having fun and enjoying themselves. She also gave Ash a lot of food and showed a bit of affection. Annabel and Ash were next and she was the second most sexual one. She rubbed Ash's member at times. Ash had no idea what she was trying to prove but it felt good. Annabel often had thoughts of Ash screwing her. Before they could show the last tape everyone heard a bang outside. Suddenly Ronald McDonald and a man walked inside the studio.
Ronald McDonald: Ah malaka look what you did to my McCar. You smashed it.
Man: Sorry clown I don't have an insurance and I can't really be bothered paying for your car.
Ronald McDonald: You're acting like a real McAsshole.
Alexis: Ah guys we are watching a show here.
Ronald McDonald: Listen I have been taking heron lately and I feel crazy so don't…McFUCK WITH ME!!!
The clown ran outside crying with the man doing the bolt so he didn't have to pay for the car.
Chris: Did that kid's icon say he is on drugs?
Everyone: Oh yeah, he did.
Chris: Son of a bitch, he is supposed to be an idol.
Chris put on the last video while Alexis took the time to get to the back while no one was looking. While he was looking around a guy came up to him.
Guy: Crack, want some crack? Get you high.
Alexis: Hehehehehe no.
Alexis punched him in the face and placed him under arrest. He called some back up and they took him to jail. Alexis didn't find much, just crates and some people who work there. But something wasn't right the men working there looked kind of suspicious. He soon got to the room where the ladies were. The door was opened a little and Alexis peeked inside. He saw them all chatting away about…girl stuff.
Alexis: Oh man usually in a situation like this the girls are in their underwear.
The last video was Ash and Angie together and they had sex together. Angie just couldn't resist.
Chris: What the fuck?
Once all the videos were shown Chris was shaking his head.
Chris: Damn what's wrong with teens these days? Ok girls you can come out now.
Alexis quickly hid behind a crate while all the girls went onto the stage.
Chris: Did you all enjoy your holiday?
Girls: Yes, it was so awesome.
Chris: Good but unfortunately Ash let me know who is going out. Now it's time for eviction, the girl who has to leave and be out of Ash's life is…Misty!!!
Everyone: WHAT!!!
Commercial Break Begins…
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake Mitani.
Commercial Break Ends…
Misty: I thought he had a good time.
Chris: I'm kidding again, the real person who is out is…Angie!
Angie: WHAT!! But I gave my body to him and we had a great time.
Chris: Ash told me that he did enjoy the sex and all but he didn't think you were the right girl for him to be with forever. Sorry Angie but you must leave goodbye.
Angie left totally disappointed. But she knew there were plenty of other fish in the sea and next time she wouldn't give away her body too easily.
Chris: I have decided to add in a special feature to the show from now on since we have a little time left. It's called Prank Call Time. I will call one person and they will be on the air. I will make up a thing every week. Let's begin;
Chris rang a person.
Victim: Greetings.
Chris: What the heck? Um hi this is foxtel and we think you have a problem with your…foxtel.
Victim: I don't have foxtel.
Chris: You do now.
Victim: What do you fucking want? What do you fucking want?
Chris: He sounds drunk. Um you don't know who this is?
Victim: Yes I do.
Chris: No you don't.
Victim: Yes I do.
Chris: Fuck you.
Victim: I'm going to put on my manager.
Chris: What a dickhead.
Manager: Is there a problem here Chris. Maybe you would like to meet in person or perhaps hide behind the phone like a little girl. Get a life you prick.
Chris was freaked out to the bone and hung up.
Chris: I'm never doing that again. Sorry folks I might get in big trouble. I am going to finish up the show now. Next week we will go as normal and I will explain what the next challenge is. So have a good week and I will see ya then but before you go let's do a little thing together…WHO ARE WE GOING TO HIT?
Everyone: GEORGE BUSH!!!
Chris: ??? WHO ARE WE GOING TO KILL?
Everyone: GEORGE BUSH!!!
Chris: WHO ARE WE GOING TO KISS?
Rashi the crazy man: GEORGE BUSH!!!
Chris: Got ya.
Everyone punched Rashi in the arm and left. Alexis was still in the studio when everyone left and even when Chris locked the door. He was trapped. Alexis looked in one of the crates and found chicken meat, then he looked under it and there it was…hundreds of kilos of cocaine.
END OF EPISODE 5
I knew Chris was up to something. How will Alexis survive a whole week in there and what shall be the next challenge? I will update soon.