Only two challenges left and there are 5 girls left one will leave in this episode and another character shall leave too. Has Alexis survived a week in the studio?
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Dun dun dun, Ash's Girl Game Show!!!
Chris: Hello everyone and welcome back to…
Suddenly Alexis walked onto the stage walking like a zombie.
Alexis: BRAINS!
Chris: Oh shit!
Mark: Zombie.
Chris: It's not a zombie, its Alexis.
Chris wiped off Chicken pieces off Alexis until everyone could see it was really him.
Michael/Me: It's a monster, kill it, kill it.
Alexis: I'm not a fucking monster, I was locked in here for a whole week and I had to eat some chicken I found and drink from the…
Chris: Get into the audience I want to see you at the end of this episode.
Alexis gulped and went and sat in the audience seats.
Chris: Ok let's begin. The girl's have already done the challenge that they were supposed to do. In fact they were doing it the whole time this show has been going on. Each girl has been living with Ash for the past few weeks and Ash is getting a taste of what they are like at home with him. This is a very important challenge and it would affect Ash's judgment completely. Let's watch something they have been doing at home, first up is Misty as always.
On the big screen popped up Ash sitting at a dinner table with Misty. Ash was eating his food like a madman. Misty just sighed.
Misty: Good old Ash.
Ash and Misty did normal things, they ate, watched movies together. They took a shower together at times too. It was pretty simple and romantic. Next video was with May and Ash, for some reason May didn't feel too comfortable and Ash treated her differently. Ash was pretty much only sexual towards her and that's all.
Michael/Me: MAY DOESN'T EVEN LIKE YOU ANYMORE, ASSHOLE!
Mark: Fuck he his annoying.
Dawn and Ash were actually pretty good together. They did some stuff Ash did with Misty and Ash did stuff he did with May. Tanner was watching at home going crazy.
Tanner: THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. I AM GONNA KILL HIM!!!
Kira: Dawn better not win.
Danny: Come on Misty, I want you to win.
Ash and Melody was next. Melody was kind of tomboyish but she still really liked Ash and often kissed him. Ash and Annabel was the last couple to be shown, Annabel gave Ash a blowjob.
Rashi the crazy man: Annabel is a sex addict, and people call me crazy.
The people watching at home had terrible stomach aches while watching.
Kira: UGH! I'm not going to eat for a week.
Danny: What the heck?
Chris: Ok I have had enough of this totally weird pron.
Chris turned off the TV and looked towards the audience. He asked everyone's opinion on the video.
Mark: It is pretty fucked up but I hope Pokeshipping wins.
Rashi the crazy man: Suck my dick! Ash and Dawn all the way.
Michael/Me: Pearlshipping is shit, my friend Tanner is going to be with her. You are a fucking crazy lune.
Rashi the crazy man: You talking to me? You talking to me?
I mumbled back.
Rashi the crazy man: That's not talking. THAT's MUMBLING, THAT'S NOT TALKING!!!
Alexis couldn't take it anymore and grabbed a pan from nowhere and knocked Rashi in the head. Chris brought out the girls. There were only 5 left and one must go tonight. For some reason May wasn't nervous at al instead she told Chris something shocking.
May: Chris I want to be evicted. I spent a lot of time with Ash and the way I get treated by him isn't what I want in life. I am going to look for another guy.
Chris: Well if you really want to, ok you are evicted May. Goodbye.
May left the stage with me wanting to follow her.
Michael/Me: Alright, I'm done. May is gone so I'm going to go now and never come back. I will watch the show on TV, see ya Alexis and Mark.
I left the stage and went to talk to May. Now there are only 4 girls left, and there is one more challenge left which will determine who will be with Ash.
Michael/Me: Oh by the way Chris, this place is a shithole.
Chris: Son of a bitch. Come here so I can slap you one.
I ran off as quickly as I could. The bell for ending the show rang and everyone left. Well everyone except Alexis and Rashi who wanted to check out what Chris wanted with Alexis.
Chris: So what did you see?
Alexis: Um nothing, I had some chicken.
Chris: Stop lying you pelvis motherfucker.
Alexis pulled out a gun telling Chris he is under arrest. Two guys that work in the studio held Alexis while Chris pulled out his gun.
Alexis: Alright before you shoot me tell me what you are up to?
Chris: Very well since it's your last moments. I am going to commit the biggest drug crime in history. I used to be part of a special group called the Super Teens but when I got fired on my Undercover as Ash all I wanted was revenge, so I decided to do the biggest crime ever. I'm going to ship 1 ton of cocaine to America to this mafia gang and they are going to give me 50 million dollars for it. With that money I can start my own gang and rule the streets. But before my Super Teens job, do you know what I used to eat for breakfast?...Cocaine. You know what I had for lunch?...Cocaine.
Alexis: What did you have for diner?
Rashi popped up from his hiding spot.
Rashi the crazy man: Was it cocaine?
Chris: Shut your mouths!! Guys take Rashi to the punishment room.
Rashi the crazy man: Let go of me, don't you know who I am?I'M YOUR FATHER, DARTH VADAR.
They took Rashi to the punishment room, then…BANG!!
Rashi the crazy man: You shot me…you shot me right in the arm…why did you…BANG!
The two men walked out of the punishment room and stood next to Chris.
Chris: All the people working here are my loyal gang members; I have already told a few my prize for selling the drugs. These guys are going to take you to the jail room where you will stay until the show is over then I will shoot you. I'm not shooting you now because I'm not done with you yet.
The two guys took him to the jail room.
Alexis: You won't get away with this.
END OF EPISODE 6
Will Chris get away with it? Alexis is in trouble and what is the final challenge? There is still a whole bunch of stuff to do. I will update soon.