Not many episodes left, the final four are going to face off in a final challenge. It will be the toughest challenge ever…I think. Who will win to become the final two?

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

Dun dun dun, Ash's Girl Game Show!!!

Chris: Man I'm feeling so happy today because this stupid show is almost over and I am going to…enough about that but anyway I see that most of the guys in the crowd I know are gone. Only Mark in the audience is the guy I know.

Borat: I like you, do you like me?

Chris: Uh in what way?

Borat: The heterosexual way.

Chris: Yeah um ok weirdo.

Borat: I wanna tell everyone a story but let me put on my good clothes.

Chris: No, no, sit the fuck down, sit the FUCK down.

Borat went into the back and came out wearing a green g string. Everyone threw up.

Mark: Oh fuck *vomits*

Borat: Ok I went into this parade and the people were very nice. I danced with them and they liked to touch me. I took two men with me into my apartment and we had lots of fun. We had a bath together and for some reason one of them stuck a thing up my ass.

Chris: Hey dickhead I think you were in the gay parade and the two men with you were…

Borat: Are you telling me the two men were homosexuals?

Chris nodded and Borat felt embarrassed and ran out of the studio to find Pamela Anderson again.

Mark: That dirty mother fucker.

Meanwhile in the jail room Alexis was going crazy. He has been in there for another week and all they gave him was a daily meal and some water.

Alexis: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! YOU BETTER HOPE I DON'T PISS IN YOUR ROOM!!!

One of the guys called Chris to the back because of the loud noise and everyone could hear it.

Lady: What's that noise?

Chris: Excuse me for a minute.

Chris went into the back and the guys told him the situation.

Gang Member: Ahh boss Alexis is going crazy and people are going to hear him.

Chris: Ahh he's a fucking moron.

Chris went into the jail room where Alexis was tied up but there was nothing to block his mouth. Chris went up to him and slapped him.

Chris: What's wrong with you?

Chris slapped him four more times then he tied a towel around his mouth and Alexis tried to scream again.

Chris: Don't make me put an apple in your mouth and serve you on a platter.

Chris left the back and went onto the stage again apologizing to everyone for the short delay. He brought out all the girls to tell them the last challenge. Once of all of them came out his began to talk.

Chris: Hello again girls, as you can see there are four of you left but only one can have Ash's heart, the next challenge shall be your last. It is going to be a fight… a Pokémon Tournament.

The whole audience was stunned yet very excited.

Kira: Yeah go Misty; her and her water Pokémon will crush the others.

Danny: Whooo this going to be awesome!

May and I were pashing and when we saw the screen we also cheered for the girl who would win.

Tanner: I know I should go for Dawn to win the battles but I don't want her to be with Ash so go everyone besides Dawn so I can be with her.

Chris: This shall test your strength and determination to be with Ash. Show everyone how much you would fight for him. It is going to be like a tournament two pairs will be shown on the TV the winner out of the two pairs shall face each other for the finale. Girls each of you can only use one Pokémon since this show will go on for too long if we do six. Also there will be no time limit. So get yourselves ready and I will take the audience to the arena outside.

The girls got prepared while the crowd was taken to the arena. Alexis couldn't wait to escape and get his hands on Chris and slap him on the head. He was slowly getting out of his ropes.

Chris: Ok everyone let's get one thing straight I can sit in a nice comfortable chair and you can't.

Mark: You're a hypocrite.

Chris: Do like giving hand jobs?

Mark: No.

Chris: Do you like getting hand jobs?

Mark: Yeah.

Chris: Well you're a fucking hypocrite too, so shut the fuck up.

Once the girls came to the arena all ready to go and all the cameras were outside.

Chris: Now the people versing each other are…

Commercial Break Begins…

Cockroach: 2,3…starfish,4,5 come together…

Some dude: V, have it, it's the best. Oh and buy the way this shit is poison.

All people watching the TV sweat dropped especially the guy drinking a V at the time. In fact when he went to bath room his piss was green.

Guy who drank V: Dude this is like Shrek's piss.

Commercial Break Ends…

Chris: Welcome back everyone and now before the show I drew out cards for who will be versing who. Ok the first match will be Misty vs. Annabel.

Audience: Oooooooooooh

Misty and Annabel eyed each other with hatred.

Chris: Then after that it will be Dawn vs. Melody. The winner of these two matches will face each other in one last to battle to prove who the right girl for Ash is. I'm telling you it's getting suspenseful. Now Misty and Annabel get onto the ring and kill, I mean, fight.

Annabel: You know you have no chance I'm much sexier and will treat Ash a lot better than you.

Misty: Hmm I'm not fazed by you; in fact I'm going to reveal to Ash what a filthy slut you are.

Annabel had enough and sent out her toughest Pokémon which is Metagross while Misty sent out Gyarados. Gyarados attack with a hydro pump and it hit Metagross causing heavy damage. But Annabel just smiled and told her to try that again and Misty did except this time she told Gyarados to use ice fang but Metagross used psychic. Gyarados was stopped in his tracks and sent flying. Gyarados got up and used water pulse but Metagross dodged and used Meteor Mash which hit again. Gyarados was almost beaten. Metagross was just about to strike again until Gyarados used hyper beam. The force of the attack knocked Metagross out of the arena unconscious. Misty won the first battle and everyone went crazy Kira was doing back flips, Danny ran down the street screaming "MISTY WON!" I jumped out my house window for some reason. Annabel left the arena really upset but she could always have sex with another guy so she left with a straight face.

Chris: See ya later bitch.

Mark: Hahahahahahaha

Chris: Well now for the next battle, Dawn against Melody.

Dawn sent out her Ambipom while Melody summoned her Ampharos. Ambipom stricked with a swift attack but Ampharos countered with thunder then attacked with iron tail. Ambipom was sent back but came again and used focus punch which caused some serious damage. Ambipom stricked again but Ampharos used Light Screen to protect itself then used Mach Punch. Ambipom used swift but Ampharos used light screen again then Ambipom used focus blast which blasted through the screen since it was weakened by the swift. Ampharos was defeated and Dawn won.

Tanner: Uh oh.

Rashi the crazy man: What? I'm still alive? Hey they shot me in the leg. Assholes I'm gonna give them a good asskickin. Wait did Dawn just win? ALRIGHT!!!

Rashi ran out of the punishment room with red eyes. He saw the two men that shot him; he slowly limped behind a crate. He found tire from out of nowhere and threw it at them. Once they were distracted he smashed them both in the face which knocked them out. He went inside the jail room and untied Alexis.

Alexis: Thanks Rashi.

Rashi the crazy man: No worries now let's go find and kill the prick that did this to us.

Alexis couldn't wait, that is until the two guys woke up. Rashi got his fists up.

Rashi the crazy man: Come on, you wanna piece of me? Why aren't you attacking, ARE YOU TWO SOME KIND OF PUSSIES? WHY DON'T YOU FIND YOURSELVES A PIG TO FUCK!!!!

They both shot him straight into the chest.

Alexis: Son of a bitch.

Rash died and they took him back to the punishment room and tied up Alexis. Back outside…

Chris: Alright the bell is going to ring any second so we will have the final match next week. Misty vs. Dawn, this should be interesting.

The bell rang and everyone left, along with the girls. Melody was really disappointed but left and went back to the Orange Islands. With only two girls remaining the show is coming to a close.

Chris: I wonder how that secret agent is doing. I might give him a few more slaps for good luck since there are only two more episodes to go. Then I can make my drug deal. I can't wait.

END OF EPISODE 7

Misty vs. Dawn, Pokeshipping vs. Pearlshipping, who will win? The ultimate battle for love is going to begin and end soon. The next episode shall be a rest one for the girls and then the finale. I will update soon.