AN: I was batting zero for this one, and then my friend ithilas (check out her fics, they're AWESOME) gave me the idea of the seekers and a certain someone, and that just tickled me pink.
Also, anyone have any ideas about what our two favorite oreobots would disagree on? Throw some ideas at me, because Bluebird Soaring has gotten my gears agoin' in that direction. :D
Prompt: 1) There's a vessel sighted straight ahead, sir. 2)Identify. 1) There's a fat guy in my way, sir.
Patrol was usually boring. Today it was especially so. No stray Autobutts to take random potshots at, no small animals to scare away, and 'Screamer was being particularly...Screamer-like, so no poking at him.
In short, Skywarp was on edge and nothing was there to take him over that edge.
At least, until they gave up on patrolling the usual Autobum haunts and went up into airspace more suited for relaxed flying.
Skywarp's scanners bleeped, indicating upcoming interference. He immediately opened a comm link with the trine. "There's a vessel sighted straight ahead, sir," he intoned dully. Focusing on the "vessel," however, perked Skywarp up significantly. Was that...it was a human sled, and eight flying organics....it couldn't be...
Skywarp's night had just gotten a million times better.
"Identify," came Starscream's succinct reply.
"Uhhhh..." Sywarp replied intelligently.
/Warp!/
Skywarp giggled into the private comm Thundercracker had just opened. /Yeah?/
/The frag are you doing? You know Starscream is in one of his Moods today. Answer him!/
/When ISN'T he in one of his Moods? But, anyways, TC! TC TC TC!/
Sigh. /What, 'Warp?/
/IT'S SANTA!!/
/What!?/
"IDENTIFY," Starscream repeated, his patience wearing thin.
Skywarp hesitated for a moment, then, ignoring the fervent warnings from Thundercracker, responded, "There's a fat guy in my way, sir." He paused for effect, but it was lost when he started giggling manically. "It's SANTA! I KNOW HIM!"
If anyone can quess the movie reference, you get a drabble. XD