I am not sure if this story is going to be a happy ending. It is time for Tanner's revenge and Chris must be stopped, ok Alexis do your thing. There will be talk about a black guy in this but I'm not racist. We are all humans!

Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon

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Ash: Congratulations, Misty. You have won; you are my one true love.

Misty was so happy she hugged him really hard and kissed him multiple times.

Pokeshipper101: It's about time this asshole shows himself.

Tanner: ALRIGHT ASH YOU FUCK!!! TIME TO SLICE YOU IN HALF. *revs chainsaw*

Rob Schneider: You can do it. CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!

Tanner went up to Ash and sliced his head off. Everyone gasped as Ash's head rolled on the arena. There was blood on the floor.

Chris: Oh shit…I just bought this arena, now it's all messy.

Tanner: You gonna touch Dawn now, prick.

He kicked Ash's head and joined with Dawn again. Dawn wasn't really concentrating on Ash's death instead her hormones were raging and she brought Tanner to a private room. Misty on the other hand was crying since she fought so hard to be with him.

Mark: Fuck me, this show is…dumb.

Kira: WHAT THE…?

Danny: …

Danny: …

DANNY: …Oh sorry DAMN WHY DID ASH DIE!!!

Chris: Well this accident is unfortunate but this show is finished thank you everyone for watching. I just have 5 final words. NEVER forget these words since it can save your life also this is the only thing you should never do…Don't Fuck with the Chuck! Goodbye.

The show finished yet the audience there decided to stay for another half an hour to look at Ash. Chris went into the jail room, when he came in none was in there. Then Rashi ran towards him with a rope and put it around his neck.

Rashi the crazy man: Take this ELF FUCKER!

Alexis: Hold him still.

Alexis slapped Chris in the face and punched him in the gut.

Chris: Son of a bitch, stop or I will make a fur coat out of you.

Alexis: We are not animals you stupid, midget fuck.

Outside…

Black guy: Hey man what is that actor's name in the Terminator movie?

Mark: Arnold Swartznigger.

Black guy: Nigger?! Why the fuck are you being racist? Do you want me to grab my boys to FUCK you up? Watch your language!

Mark: My language is English and this mother fucker is trying to grab my joint.

Mark pointed to a guy. The black guy walked away and started another practical joke on me.

Black guy: Excuse me man, what is that New Zealand team in Rugby?

Michael/Me: The All Blacks.

Black Guy: The All Blacks? The All Blacks? What we can't play with the white boys? Fuck you Ben Affleck.

Michael/Me: I'm not Ben Affleck.

Black guy: You white then you are Ben Affleck.

The guy then walked away and started another fight. He kicked Ash's head straight into Misty's face.

Misty: Hey!!!

Black guy: What? Because I'm black you think I did it.

Misty grabbed her mallet and wacked him in the face sending him flying over a cliff and into the ocean water. He was forced to swim back to shore.

Back inside…

Alexis and Rashi beat up Chris and tried to run away but Chris got up and began to shoot at them. Everyone outside heard the noise and ran inside to the back to see what's going on. When the audience saw Chris they were shocked.

Chris: That's right; I'm really a drug dealer. Now I'm going to have to shoot Rashi and Alexis so move.

Pokeshipper101: I did not expect that did you?

Michael/Me: I'm not going to let you. I'm going to take you down.

Mark: Me too.

Alexis and Rashi the crazy man: Don't forget us.

Tanner came out of the room after having wonderful sex with Dawn and her tight ass and nice pu…

Chris: Enough already.

Tanner joined the line with his chainsaw. Chris and some of his men stood in another line, both lines face to face. Then the punch on began, Chris' men began to shot at us but everyone took cover. When they ran out of ammo we attacked. I grabbed a metal pole and began to whack some while Tanner began slicing and dicing. Mark used his fists, so did Alexis. Rashi on the other hand used a shot gun he found on the ground again. It was a full on war between evil and good…with a little bad due to the weapons. Alexis was dealing with Chris since he didn't know how to fight. A guy popped from the corner and shot Rashi in the head.

Chris' Minion: Haha you can't defend from that poof.

Rashi died. Mark, Michael/Me and Tanner were injured and fell to the ground. Only Chris was left and Alexis standing up. Since Chris is short Alexis just kicked him until Chris grabbed a loaded gun.

Chris: I'm going to make my deal and none of you little fucks are going to stop me.

Mark: Look who's talking.

Chris: Goodbye Alexis, you shitty secret agent.

Just before Chris could pull the trigger a machete went right through him. Everyone looked behind him and saw…Jason!

Tanner: I was not expecting that. But it's a cool ending.

Michael/Me: Yeah but how the fuck do we kill someone that can't be killed.

Suddenly Freddy popped up and both of them began to fight. Then they disappeared.

Mark: Oh shitballs!

The police came and Alexis explained to them what happened. The deal was never done and the drugs were destroyed someway. Tanner ended up with Dawn and I ended up with May. The only piece of the puzzle that was missing was Ash. We then heard a familiar voice. Ash was there, alive and well.

Tanner: How the fuck did you survive?

Ash: Rubber mask.

Everyone: ???

Ash joined up with Misty and everyone lived happily ever after. But a week later one of Chris' men were still alive and did some magic which put Chris' soul into a doll's body. The doll rose alive with Chris's soul in it.

Chris: I'm back and ready for season 2.

END OF EPISODE 9

What?! Chris is alive once again but this time he is in the body of a doll. Will there be a season 2? LOL I hardly doubt it. I hope you enjoyed Ash's Girl Game Show. I will see you all soon for my other stories…hopefully.