RANDOM THINGS WITH RANDOM PEOPLE
Harry Potter Edition
Ron: Bumblebee!
Snape: What?!
Ron: I like cake.
Snape: I hate you.
Ron: You smell like cheese.
Snape: I hate you.
Ron: I like cheese.
Snape: I hate you.
Ron: I'm going to eat you now~!
Snape: (backs away quickly)
Ron: (goes nearer)
Snape: (backs away quickly)
Ron: (goes nearer)
Snape: (holds up duck)
Ron: (stares at duck)
Snape: (throws duck off cliff)
Ron: (jumps off cliff after duck)
Snape: What am I doing with my life?
Author: You do smell like cheese.
Snape: …. (leaves)
Author: I like cheese.
The End
A/N: I realize that Snape doesn't really hate Ron that much (well.. not as mucha s Harry, anyway) but this is humor... so... I like cheese. ^^