Ai: The computer room was re-locked up again so sorry for taking so long. I say that we should always take whatever chances are thrown at us. The room was open today, so I took that chance and started typing at the speed of light. Aren'tcha proud of me? XD Just joking. Not about the first part though.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, because if I did, I would make the game reveal what everyone's names before they became Nobodies were! 'Everyone' meaning Saix, Axel, Demyx, Luxord, Marluxia and Larxene!

"In other words, you were hoping we wouldn't return, right…?"

Axel barely escaped with his life by the time we were done with him. As a matter of fact, the only thing that stopped us from really killing him was because Xemnas came along and told us personally that if we DID kill Axel, he would personally turn us both into Dusks. Yikes.

I passed a piece of paper with large, messy writing on it to my brother. Yes, my writing. Is there a problem with something? He read it, then looked at me, as if to check whether I was serious about it. "Cal, you sure you wanna go through with THIS? If we're caught, we're dead."

I placed my hands on my hips and gave a cocky smile. "Hey, bro, what do you take me for? Do I look the type to get caught doing a bunch of easy pranks like these? You think too lowly of me. We've been doin' this together since we could walk and talk. Easier pranks, no doubt, but hey, we all grow smarter. As long as you're in this with me, it'll be fine."

"And if I say I don't want to be…?"

Now I knew he would say that. But no worries. He always did. "The thing is, you wouldn't say that. I know you well enough. Waddya' expect? I'm your twin, and have been for twelve years to boot."

Ray frowned. "Fine, you've got me there. It's not that I don't have any confidence in your pranking skills, and the success rate of them, but why are you always dragging me into them? And this time, we've gotta carry out thirteen consecutive pranks in succession, or we're gonna get caught and…" He ran a finger across his throat and made a slicing sound.

I flapped his concern aside with a hand. "It's all under control with me around. Like I said, you think too lowly of me. I'm not the type of lousy prankster who gets caught on every single prank. In fact, we only get 'caught' when we confess to our dastardly deeds. And with you as my wonderful assistant, things'll go even smoother," I said, taking the paper back from my brother and leading him to our first.. Uhh… target. I read off the piece of paper, grinning evilly. Oh, how everyone would wonder who had pranked them. And they would never know! MWA HA HA HA HA!!

"So, who do we start with?"

"Start small, bro. Always start small. That is the key to success. Guess who."

"Poor Roxas-senpai…" Ray said almost pitifully, shaking his head.

******

"Okay… the plan is called 'Operation: Ice cream'. Got it?" I said, reading the details of the prank off the paper to make sure that everything would be according to plan.

"Code?"

"'Cuz if someone finds this sheet of paper before all our plans are complete, one, our plans would be busted, and two, WE would be busted. Codenames not only ensures that no one will have any ideas what our plans are about, it's also our 'insurance' to prevent us from being caught. See, look," I showed the paper to Ray, "I've written our names down here too, in case someone finds the paper. After this, we'll just hafta pretend that we got pranked too. Genius. Now help me with this." I had an ice cream mould with me, and a small wooden stick. The mould was filled with water I had gotten from a tap. "Do ya have any blue food dye, or something?" Ray shook his head, but materialized a small bottle of it up and handed it to me.

"Here."

"Thanks." I took it from him and slowly emptied the contents of the bottle into the mould. I stirred the stick around it to mix the water and the blue food dye together, then held the stick in the centre of the mould. "Now freeze it. We want popsicles."

A small snowflake appeared near my brother's fingertip, followed by more, all the time a strong chill blowing. Slowly but surely, I could see the water freezing until it was exactly how I wanted it.

"Okay, that's 'nuff." Slowly removing the popsicle from the mould, I threw it into a cooler pack Roxas-senpai kept in his room, containing all the sea-salt ice cream he had. The result would be beautiful. He eats the popsicle, wonders why it's not salty/ sweet at all, which causes him to think all his taste buds died. Nice. I made sure that it was in such a position that it would definitely be the next popsicle he took, then signaled to Ray and we both portaled out.

******

"I don't really like this operation name, but… Operation: Insulation."

The plan was pretty easy. Sneak in. That was probably more dangerous then what would happen to us if we were revealed to be the masterminds behind all the pranks. Luckily, with a carefully-planned… plan, the very moment we were executing the prank, Larxene-senpai wouldn't be in her room. Well, duh. Sadly, we had to be fast, because she would return in like, one hour's time. So this plan had to be well-rehearsed. And it was. We had materialized some sort of thin rubber lining even before entering her room, and the plan was to layer it into the insides of all her Organization cloaks, gloves, boots… the works. The lining would be so thin that she wouldn't even know that it was there. Well, until… And even then, she probably wouldn't guess that the rubber lining was there. So when she puts on her cloak and needs to use her electricity, the rubber pretty much snuffs it out. If we were lucky, she would run about screaming that her powers had faded. Which I actually highly doubted she would do. Lots of luck, people, lots of luck. That would be an interesting sight.

"Done. Next up…"

******

"Marluxia-senpai. Poor guy. He's probably gonna get hit the worst compared to all the other pranks we're executing. Blame it on his passion for flowers." I made a disgusted face. "Now that's not what a man of the Organization should be obsessed with."

"You're really gonna do that?!" Ray asked, pointing at the folded piece of paper. Hey, I couldn't possibly be holding it all the time while carrying out our pranks, now could I? And papers are best folded when in pockets.

"Call it a lack of better plans."

"Now we're gonna sound more like tormentors than pranksters," my brother groaned.

"Hey, hey, c'mon, if we don't get caught, he's not gonna know who did it anyways. For all we know, he might just think that his carnivorous plants ate all the other ones up. He might even think that they, I dunno, evolved or something from carnivorous plants to vegetarian plants. Now that'll be good. We would be doing him a favor and making him happy. Well… if he can even feel happy."

Now Ray didn't look very convinced, but you can't really blame him considering the fact that I made it up on the spot and that he was my twin. Sometimes twins don't really need to be psychics to know what the other is thinking.

We had to be really careful while in Marluxia-senpai's flower garden. I believe I just mentioned why. Carnivorous plants, yep, that's right. And these plants don't just eat insects, they eat other… stuff too. I think you get why we had to be so careful already. Other than that, the plan was pretty easy. Not to mention evil, but I guess we can't all be choosers. Get in, destroy all the plants except the carnivorous ones (hey, we wanted to keep as many of our limbs as we could while it was still possible!), leave a few miserable remains on the ground, destroy all evidence that two young Nobodies called Ray and Calix were there, then get out super quick.

We did just that. Beautiful.

******

Maths formula: Luxord-senpai equals next target. The plan: sneak in (again), then start thrashing all his cards, dice and all. The problem: he would be in his room all day. No worries. We could solve that. Freeze time. There. After that, we could create as much havoc as we wanted, which was what we were going to do anyway, and he wouldn't even know we were there.

We had already remembered the aura for the element of time, so we stopped time before portaling in. Except something that was NOT in my plans happened. You ask what. The answer is that LUXORD-SENPAI WAS NOT FROZEN.

"You're not going to freeze me with that low level time freeze."

… Okay… I totally forgot that he wielded the element of time… Shoot. We're dead. Unless! It was a good thing Ray knew what to do. But then again, we had been doing this for years.

"We haven't mastered the element of time yet," he replied almost sulkily. "So we don't know how to freeze people very well yet."

"One thing we DO know very well, though, is mind-wiping, which is what is gonna happen right now to you," I continued, releasing just enough psychic energy for a short mind-wipe. "Kiss your memories of this entire conversation good-bye."

Then we fled. We weren't planning to stick around anymore after what had just happened. One plan failed, boo. But at least we still had quite a few more victims.

"How strong was the mind-wipe?"

"Not very. All he'll remember of our time-freeze is that we were running loose in the castle, randomly freezing time just for the fun of it all."

"Sounds good to me. Anything as long as he doesn't remember us breaking and entering by force. I still have plenty of things left that I wish to do before I die."

******

The rest of our plans went superbly. Perfecto. And it's not like me to normally use these kind of words, so you can imagine how REALLY perfectly they went. The results were equally wonderful, if not better. Throw in two kids who pretended to be pranked as well, but were in reality the ones behind the pranks, and were all the while mentally laughing hard enough to cry, but remaining quiet until they were alone in their room, and you get one very confused Organization XIII.

Oh, but you know another thing that was completely unexpected, except this time in a good way? There was the only one person who apparently didn't get pranked, and that was Luxord-senpai, so… I think you get my drift.

Author's Notes:

I was kinda running outta ideas for pranks, so I'm sorry that the chapter was sorta... ya know, cut short. If I can more ideas, I'll try posting up another chapter on pranking again. Who knows, maybe next time I'll rope in more accomplices in crime.

Next chapter will probably be kinda serious, due to the fact that I'm running outta ideas for funny chapters and that a new idea for a serious chapter suddenly decided to wham itself into my face while I was walking to school a few days ago.

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