Me: Hiya everybody! And when I mean everybody I mean the four readers that have actually reviewed my story so far…
Phineas:…
Isabella: You only have four readers!?! That's so LAME!
Me: *pulls out remote labeled"Isabella" and pushes top button*
Isabella: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Phineas: Why is labeled "Isabella"?
Me: I felt a little bad for Lina getting hurt for no reason. So I got another remote!
Phineas: …okay…..
Me: ANYWAY… sorry if you think I'm being sexist…I didn't mean to be…I just wanted to show the world that girls can do anything boys can do.
Phineas: Yeah right!
Me: *glares* don't make me put a shock collar on you too…
Phineas: Okay, geez, sorry, sorry…
Me: Yeah, so don't worry about the story being sexist. I never meant it to be that way… Don't worry. My next chapter is finished, but I'm hoping to get a few more reviews before I put it up. It will explain in the next few chapters WHY I made so only the boys got sucked in. THAT'S the sexist part. But that won't be until chapter five or six…mayhap four…one can only hope…
Phineas: Yeah, Yeah, whatever…
Me: *glares and holds up another shock collar threateningly*
Phineas:…Mayhap? What the heck is 'Mayhap'?
Me:…none of your business. It's something you would understand if you ever read "The Faerie Path". So don't you worry.
Phineas: whatever…
Isabella: AAAHHHH!!!!!!!*Still suspended in midair in electric-blue light.*
Me: …and that's is the end of another craaaaazzzyyy side-note!