Ai: Ahh.. T_T I'm so sorry that I took so long to post up a new chapter! Call it a lack of inspiration. T_T I only got this idea from my friend when she commented that royalties are always getting forced into marriages and never resisting. ...I REALLY hate writer's block.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, because if I did, Zexion would have died the way he did in the CoM manga. Lame death as it is, I found it much better than his really sad one in Re:CoM. He got betrayed, you know?!
"In my dream last night, I saw that Kingdom Hearts was going to fall and crash into the Castle That Never Was."
"WHAT?!"
It was amusing. So amusing that I decided to let him panic for a full five minutes before I added, "We're just kidding. Happy April Fool's Day."
I'm sure that I would still fail to comprehend why Xemnas' anger towards us for tricking him was even more than all the other members' combined together up until the day of my death.
Clunk.
I turned around. That was weird. I swore I heard something. Hmm… I put a finger to my mouth in thought. Then I grinned and shrugged casually. "Hehe… if there's nothing there, then I must have been imagining it!"
"You're not imagining it."
I stiffened, my thoughts all racing about in my head. He was standing behind me, so I couldn't see him, but I instantly knew who it was. Oh crud. Of all people to meet…?! And how did he even get into the Castle, anyway?!! And didn't we…?! I felt myself being lifted up and slung over a shoulder. I looked down at the back of my capturer. Yup, juuuuuust the person I wanted to see. Just then, something clicked in my head. Wait, this is forced capture! This isn't the time for this!!
"AAAACCCCK!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!! NII-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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3rd Person POV
"Jeez, where's Calix when you need her…"
BLAM!!!! The large white door swung open with such a force that it nearly fell off it's hinges. The occupants of the room all jumped. Ray put his leg down and dashed into the room. Apparently he had kicked the door open.
"You, you and you!" he yelled, panting for breath, jabbing a finger at each of the people he had selected. "You're coming with me right now!"
Axel, Demyx and Roxas all sat stunned.
"WHAT?!"
"Ya heard me. I said, you're coming with me right now! No time to waste! Let's go!" the young Nobody ordered, and opened a dark portal. "We're staging a re-capture!!"
"Of…?"
"Calix."
"Wait… you're telling us that she got CAPTURED?!"
"Yeah. By our brother."
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Calixre's POV
Seriously, I had NO idea how my brother could warp back to my home world just like that, but I didn't like it. I was thrown to the floor roughly, but I managed to hit the floor with my hands first, allowing me to skid. Crouched on all fours, I didn't even have time to get up before someone forced me down and pinned me down from behind. I summoned my Blades, but immediately after that the person managed to attach something onto the metal choker on my neck.
To cut a long story short, I felt my power drain out of me. Also, my Blades suddenly disappeared in a flash of light. "What the-?!" I shouted. "Hey! Heyheyheyheyhey!! What did ya guys do to me, huh?!"
"We've successfully managed to seal all your powers," the guy pinning me down said. He wasn't someone I knew.
"WHAAAAAAAT?!!!!" Well, the dude may have said that, but that didn't stop me from trying. Psychic, dark portals, materialization, even aura-sensing, though fat lot of good sensing auras would have helped me then, I tried the lot. Yeah, and nothing worked. Thiiiis… was bad. No duh. I could always try running away, but I wasn't THAT skilled in physical combat without weapons. Plus, the guy pinning me down was just too damn HEAVY!
"Okay, OKAY! You brought me here for a reason, right?!"
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"Our kingdom is in a dire financial crisis. We need assistance urgently, and another neighboring kingdom has agreed to provide us with some as long as one of our kingdom's princesses weds their kingdom's only prince. As you are the only princess, I am giving your hand in marriage to Prince Jasper."
Utter shock. What the heck?!! What does my old man think he's doing?!!! First he exiles us, then he sends people out to capture us, and NOW he captures me back all just to MARRY SOME GUY I'VE PROBABLY NEVER EVEN SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE?!!!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!!!!!
"Your Majesty, her highness is so overjoyed that she cannot find the words to speak."
YOU--!! STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO MY MOUTH!!!
The old geezer sitting on the throne laughed. "But of course!"
I gave up attempting to suppress the urge to kill my father and sprang at him. At least no one had bothered tying me up. Were they REALLY that confident that I couldn't escape?! Sadly, I failed miserably. I had no sooner leapt forwards when my eldest brother grabbed my hood, preventing me from taking another step. I flailed my arms wildly, trying to break free, but eventually gave up. "The first thing I'm gonna do when I get back to The World That Never Was is to ask the Superior to get rid of all the hoods on our coats…" I muttered.
"Wild as ever, my dear sister," Akihiko said softly. I growled.
"Your future husband shall be arriving soon…" There came a knock on the large doors. "Ah, speak of the devil."
A man of about sixteen years old with jet black hair tied into a short ponytail entered the throne room. Of light complexion, his eyes was black as well and he was dressed colorful, puffy, royal garb. He stopped in front of my father and bowed. He then turned to face me.
The clothes gave me the first indication that he was weird, and I wasn't disappointed. "My dear bride-to-be!" he screeched in a ridiculously high-pitched voice and headed straight for me.
My face only had one expression on, and it was a 'what the heck?!' one. If someone you don't know makes a beeline straight for you, what would your first instinct be? Self-defence. It was a little difficult with my brother still holding on to my hood, but I quickly spun sideways and slammed a boot into my 'husband-to-be's' face. And left it there, preventing him from coming any closer. "Get away from me, you freak," I said, still thoroughly creeped out. "And who the blazes are you anyways?!"
"Mmmph-mm-mmm-mph-mm." Okay, I can't hear him. And my dad was shouting at me too. I tch-ed and let my foot touch the ground.
"Don't you remember me?" the WEIRDO whimpered.
"No, and I'm glad I don't remember a wimp like you."
I think the weirdo had a silent emotional breakdown.
"You really don't remember meeeee? I'm Jasperrrrrr… We used to play together when we were young! You and your brother used to dig lots of ditches for me to fall into, and there was one time when you kicked me down the third floor of the castle, and another when you locked me inside the haunted room for an entire day, and…"
I cupped my right fist into my left hand. "Oh, so you're the moron who kept falling for Ray-nii and my traps. And that's not PLAYING, that's BULLYING!!"
"T-The moron?!"
"Yeah." I pointed a finger at Jasper. "That's what we used to call you. Why am I marrying ya, anyways?! Are ya a pedophile?! Go find yourself another adult to marry, moron! I'm a twelve-year-old for Kingdom Hearts' sake! You're so pathetic that the only thing stopping me from killing ya right now is this stupid thing they fixed onto my choker."
Something cold pressed onto my neck. Or what of my neck that was not covered by my choker, at least. I held it. A spear? Primitive, aren't they… They should get themselves better weapons.
"'Kay, look, old man! I never agreed to this ridiculous thing, and I am not planning to agree to this ridiculous thing. And you can't force me to, either." I kicked the guard holding the spear, grabbed it, and quickly used it to hit the side of my brother, causing him to release my hood. I leapt towards the throne and with another jump, managed to jump onto the throne's head. Twirling the spear with my right hand, I held up my left hand straight up.
"Someone will be coming in a while now, so sit tight, everyone! The fun's just getting' started!" I grinned savagely. "Five!" I held all five fingers up, and began counting down. "Four!" I held a finger down. "Three! Two! One! Aaaaaaand… Welcome!!" The large doors burst open, revealing Roxas in the doorway panting with his keyblades out. A wave of hello, then I tossed the spear aside, somersaulted back onto the ground and started sprinting towards the door, dodging all the soldiers' attacks. Reaching it with ease, I turned around quickly to face my surprised father and stuck my tongue out.
"'Hope you didn't forget that I'm a Nobody?" I turned back. "Okay, time to break out!!"
Author's Notes:
Here ends Part One of this... uhh... arc. LOOK OUT FOR PART TWO, FOLKS!
Yeah and now the usual plea. READ AND REVIEW!!! You don't want to wait another two months for a new chapter, don't you? I don't want to wait two months before I can type a new chapter, either. SO GET REVIEWIN'!