WoOt for Spring Break :D I'm going to have loads of free time so chances are I'll be posting another chapter before the week is over. All you loyal fans are making me really happy, and I thank you all for the encouraging reviews. Once again, I don't own Suite Life. I wonder who does though….

"Hey guys, I'm home!!" Kyler rang as he opened the door to his suite. The sound seemed to bounce off of everything. The echo just sounded empty. Nobody was home. Cody and Kyler closed the door slowly behind them, the sound of it shutting was the only sound in the suite. Everything was still.

"Hey, dude, there's a note on the TV." Cody said. Kyler examined the note.

Dear Kyler,

Your Mom and I are out running errands. We should be back around 7:30. Call if you need anything, don't forget to eat, yada yada yada, you get the idea =]

Your favorite (hopefully) Stepdad,

Jordan.

Kyler smiled. Jordan was always making fun of Mom for caring too much. Colton had once said that it seemed like Jordan hadn't matured since he was 25, and it wasn't too inaccurate. He looked at the clock. It was only 5:00. "They went shopping or something." Kyler yelled to Cody, who was busy fixing himself a sandwich in the kitchen. Kyler walked over. "What's in the sandwich?"

Cody grinned from ear to ear. "All my favorites. I layered it in alphabetical order, just for kicks. I got Bologna, Cheese, Ketchup, Lettuce, Mustard and Roast beef."

"You're such a nerd." Kyler said, patting Cody's back. He began to put back Cody's "ingredients" from the sandwich. Cody happily took a huge chomp out of his masterpiece.

"Mhhrm pramaasm hrsfrrsm." Cody tried to say.

"I can't understand a word you're saying, man." Kyler chuckled, continuing with his work. Cody chewed a little more before putting his hand in front of his mouth to prevent food from spraying.

"You're just jealous." He said, smiling, bits of food falling from the corners of his barely sealed grin.

Kyler laughed, finishing up. "What would I be jealous of? I mean-" At that moment, the door slammed again. Colton walked in, followed by Zack and Kelsey. Colton had been telling some sort of story on his way in, by the way he was talking. He seemed to have this Narrator voice whenever he told stories. Kyler found it hilarious. Colton always denied it.

"So what Kyler did was he took the toothbrush, right? And he shoved it in between-" Kyler ran in between his crowd of friends before his half-brother could finish.

"Okay, story time's over." He insisted. Cody ran over to the group.

"Zack," Cody grumbled. "What are you doing here?" He obviously wasn't too pleased.

"I was invited dipshit." He said, hitting his twin upside the head. He kicked off his shoes at the front mat, and jumped into the couch and turned on the television. The group of five always hung out at Kyler's place. Kyler and Kelsey were greeting each other, running down their line of inside jokes as they went.

"Nice to see you, Ms. Meyers." Kyler said in a stereotypic aristocratic voice. "Can I get you some water?"

"No dear," Kelsey said, trying not to burst out laughing. "I'll get it in the tub!!" The two couldn't keep a straight face. They cracked. The two doubled over in laughter, being the only ones who truly understood what they were talking about. Cody, and Colton, on the other hand, simply stood back and stared.

"Don't look at me dude." Cody whispered to Colton. "I have no fucking idea what's so funny."

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The five sat on and around the couch, all watching Scrubs. It was a Saturday tradition for the group. Every Saturday they all gathered in Kyler's suite and watched their favorite show. They had done it every week for the past 2 years, and they had no intentions of breaking their streak. They often said they were trying to beat a word record, whatever the record would be.

"You know what I don't get…" Kelsey said. "I don't understand how JD can like girls. I'm sorry, but he seems so gay."

"No he doesn't." Cody interjected. He had been unanimously voted the Professor of Homosexuals one Saturday, so the group pretended to listen like good college students (A.N. Oxymoron?). "He wears his pants like a straight guy. They're way off center. Anyone who likes guys could never stand that."

"Maybe he is gay." Kyler said. "Maybe Zack Braff is straight though, so he wanted his character to like chicks."

"Or maybe Elliot is just too much of a babe to pass by." Zack said grinning. Nothing better was expected to come out of his mouth anyways.

As the show ended and the credits rolled, Kelsey perked up. "You okay?" Kyler asked, jokingly.

"Yeah I just got the best idea." She said. "Let's play truth or dare!!" The boys groaned.

"Really Kelsey?" Kyler moaned. "That's so juvenile. Besides, we're all boys here. Nobody here likes that game."

Cody straightened up in protest. "I love Truth or Dare." He declared.

"Why am I not surprised?" Zack said, laughing, his eyes still glued to the television. Nobody laughed with him. That hit Cody hard. His head went down, his body slumped and he sank into the couch. He eyes stared into his lap, not daring to look up. Kelsey silently slapped Zack, who looked up and realized what he had done. Zack reformed.

"Sorry, dude, I take it back." He apologized.

"No…it's fine…just…don't worry about it…" Cody mumbled, his eyes still fixed downward. Kelsey broke the silence.

"Look, last Saturday, I agreed to play Concentration 64 where the categories were, hmm let me try to recall…oh yeah. Synonyms for penis, synonyms for boobs, and people we'd like to screw. I think if I want to play Truth or Dare, I deserve to." She protested.

"I guess that sounds fair." Kyler gave in. It pretty much seemed to be the consensus of the group. The five got in a circle on the floor. As Kyler sat down, his pants seemed to shift off center. He looked down, frowned, and fixed it. It just bothered him for some reason. He looked over at Cody, who was smiling. He seems to have cheered up. Kyler thought. "I'll start." Kyler announced. He chose his first victim. "Kelsey Truth or Dare, since you're the one who's making us do this."

"Dare. I'm no wimp. Not like the guy at the ice cream shop!!" Kyler and Kelsey burst out laughing. Another inside joke no doubt.

"And how he offered us the-" Kyler couldn't finish his sentence, he was laughing so hard. The two gathered themselves and the game continued. "I dare you to…kiss Colton." Colton looked disgusted. Kelsey playfully punched his arm, knowing he was only joking.

"Fine, but cheek only." She softly gave Colton a little peck. He jokingly wiped it off his cheek and onto Cody.

"You guys are such wimps!" Zack said. "Cheeks only! We're all in our mid-teens let's make this exciting!"

"Fine." Kesley agreed. "Cody. Truth or Dare."

"Dare, if we're gonna make this interesting." Cody said, grinning at the task to come. Kelsey pantomimed putting on her "thinking hat." She to think of something truly devious. She got it.

"Hook up with your brother." She smirked. She had hit the diabolical jackpot. Zack fell over.

"Are you fucking nuts?!" He yelled. Kelsey kept on smiling. "That is not what I meant by more interesting."

"Come on, Zack." She taunted. "We agreed to make this more interesting. Either chicken out or play." Zack groaned.

"You better learn to sleep with one eye open." He warned.

"I second that." Cody agreed.

"Come on boys. Chop chop." Kelsey ordered. She was enjoying the situation way too much. The two boys just stared at each other, not really knowing where, how, or if to start. It could not have felt more awkward.

"Um…left or right?" Cody muttered.

"Left, and let's get this over with." The two tilted their heads to the left and put their lips together quickly and recoiled within seconds, spitting. "There you evil genius." Zack cursed. "You got what you wanted, you sick bastard." Kelsey kept smirking. She was milking every moment of this.

"Noooot quite." She sang. "I said hook up. I need tongue boys. Tongue." The two looked dumbfounded.

"We are so not friends anymore." Cody scoffed as his mouth closed onto his brothers. Colton watched in a combination of fear and confusion as the two shared a moment. Kelsey was smiling with great pleasure. She had won. Kyler watched in slight awe. He didn't think Cody would go through with it, nonetheless Zack. It was…intriguing. He'd never actually seen two boys kiss before, and this sight being his two best friends, who were twin brothers, it was quite…weird? He couldn't find a word for it. The two boys withdrew as Cody got up and left.

"Be right back guys. I'm getting some mouthwash." He said. Zack clacked his mouth a few times, trying to figure out the taste that was now in his mouth.

"Dude what did you eat??" Zack yelled at Cody, who was gargling.

"Bologna, Cheese, Ketchup, Lettuce, Mustard and Roast beef." Kyler interjected. "In alphabetical order."

Eh, I put the ZackxCody in there. I know it sucked if you were hoping for more. I felt so awkward thinking of how to describe the kiss. "Passionate" seemed like a completely inappropriate word XD I hate to say that's all the ZackxCody you guys are gonna get, but there will be slash later I promise :D Thanks guys for staying close!

Your friend always,

Andrew Secrets.