Hey People!

Did you have fun?

Well, that party was sure fun…that is, if you find gritting your teeth while you smile politely at your father's business party fun. But, of course, you'll see Gossip Girl at every one of these Upper East Side soirees. At least, I'll know when you're talking to me.

The Banter of the Beauties

Everyone who's anyone is talking about the biggest news going around the island: A.M. and N's breakup. Sure enough, here at Gossip Girl, you'll know more about the breakup than Perez Hilton knows about anything. So remember to check in here for updates.

Spotted:

Queen S talking to H and the other S at Central Park. A.M. handing a homeless man on Fifth Avenue a Tiffany bag on the way to Barney's. Such a good Samaritan, aren't we? P and D at Tiffany's. Little N at Kai with A and B. Are the twins always together? K with T drinking coffee at Starbucks. What are they doing together? P.S. Here's a warning K: When you play with fire, you're going to get burned.

Your Email:

Q: Dear Gossip Girl,

I was walking out of Barney's, wearing out a scarf that I just bought with the tips I got for working at a bar, and I noticed a girl that I think I saw there that night when I got tons of tips. Then I turned around and I saw this homeless guy trying to sell me some necklace, insisting that it was from Tiffany's. He gave it to me for the jacket I was wearing and a hundred bucks.

-0 Celsius

A: Dear Celsius,

Well, I think that you made a good investment. Try going to Tiffany's and asking for the buyer, or even try going straight to the source by asking around where you work.

-GG

Q: Gossip Cherie,

Yesterday I go to bar with friends. Fat girl notice boy looking at me and tell me ask boy to dance. After a few minutes, a girl came over and hit my face while dancing. She had black hair and blue eyes. I hit her back. Fat girl took me out to lunch the next day. Who is the hitter?

-French Girl Rouge

A: Dear Frenchie,

Take my advice and hide! You have just hit S, and she will definitely fight back. As for "Fat Girl", I recommend that you stay away from her. Apologize to hitter next time and don't do it again. Oui?

-GG

Au revoir and some words of affection,

XOXO

Gossip Girl