(bows) Thank you all for your kind words and reviews. I am glad to hear that some of you are suffering like me/ Hibari (THAT IS NOT A SHIP. IT'S A HORIBLE SHIP. I DISLIKE HIBARI.)
Yes I am a Gokudera-fan. Not a fangirl, because as we all know, objects of affection dislike fangirls. And you wouldn't WANT your dear Tsunas/Gokuderas/Hibaris/Yamamotos/Ryoheis/whoever you like to dislike you, now, would you? (refer to Fangirl Diaries by ImJustNutty, if you don't get what I'm saying)
Yes. Shamelessly advertising my other fic on this fic. Tuttut, how horrid of me.
But whatever. ON WITH THE HIBARI-TORTURE CHAMBER. HLAHLAHLA.
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"Must…get…out…" muttered Hibari under his breath when he awoke. Sleeping in the tightly bandaged form of a mummy, he then realized why those evil Egyptian undead pharaohs that returned from the dead always seemed to want to kill everyone.
Hibari wanted to kill everyone. Well, technically we all know Hibari already wants to kill EVERYONE, but now his desire for world-obliteration was fueled to the MAXIMUM. (No Ryohei-related pun intended) He wanted to move, to stretch, to kill, to beat up, to…
Ah, thinking about the freedom to beat up stupid herbivores only made it feel worse.
It's okay, Kyouya. It's only one more day. One more day, and then…
"GYAHAHAHA! LAMBO-SAN IS HEREEEEE!!!"
Shite.
The door burst open, and a familiar idiot cow suit boy leapt around. Is this stupid kid made of silly putty or something? thought our pitiful prefect.
Lambo leapt around, bouncing up and down on Tsuna's bed, which was taken up by Hibari at that current moment. Hibari's leg, which previously had no feeling, now had lots of feeling. Of pain.
Hibari winced in pain, and attempted to roll over the slightest bit to somehow kick the idiot off him.
"LAMBO WANTS CANDY! Do you have candy? HAHA STUPID MUMMY-FACE! MUMMY-FACE! MUMMY-FACE!!! NYANYANYA! GYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Hibari was ready to explode. With a great burst of pissed-off-ness and carnivore strength, he flipped…
…and landed on the floor.
BANG.
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"What was that?!"
"DON'T WORRY, JUUDAIME. IF THE CEILING COLLAPSES I'LL PROTECT YOU WITH MY OWN BODY!"
"…get away from me. Please, Gokudera-kun."
"…right. Private space. I'M SORRY JUUDAIME!!!"
"GOKUDERA-KUN!"
Tsuna sighed, and started upstairs. I-pin bounced up faster than he did, and suddenly Tsuna remembered something important.
Hibaris and I-pins don't mix well.
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Hibari broke out of the bandages, and held his tonfas in a confident pose. Lambo lay in a teary heap of "Must…stay..calm" and bruises. He was now black, blue AND white.
"Ee! Lambo-san naughty!" yelled I-pin as she burst into the room.
And then she saw Hibari.
And Hibari saw I-pin.
"You're…"
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"STUPID COW! LITTLE KID!"
"LAMBO! I-PIN!"
BOOM
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A few streets away from the Sawada residence, an extreme Sun Guardian who had a keen interest in boxing, looked up at the explosion.
"…EXTREME!"
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As Gokudera promised, he had flung himself before Tsuna as the blast started. But then the force of the blast blew him away from Tsuna, thus flinging both boys down the flight of stairs and into the couch. Before you crazy 5927 fangirls get crazy ideas, they were flung on OPPOSITE sides of the sofa.
The comfy side, and the not-comfy side. Tsuna landed on the comfy side, and Gokudera slammed against the not-comfy side, which rocked the whole sofa, then he fell to the floor with a loud THUMP.
"Gokudera-kun!"
"I'm okay, Juudaime!"
Upstairs, Hibari calmly blew away the dust that surrounded him. Keeping his tonfas in…somewhere on his shirt or wherever he keeps whose accursed tools of bullying, he walked over to the remains of Tsuna's bed.
And promptly collapsed into it.
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When Hibari awoke, he saw Yamamoto sitting by the bedside. Strangely, the room was back to normal. Seems like these fancy instant-cleanups always appeared mysteriously in Namimori…how strange.
"Whausgh argou wargh…shstupoit harvigoreas…" Which could be roughly translated to What do you want, stupid herbivore.
"Oh, hi, Hibari! I see you're awake! After that blast, you were out completely and now…well, you're back to normal!"
Yamamoto's easy smile and happy cheery mood drove Hibari nuts. Hibari glared daggers at Yamamoto, but…well, he's called baseball idiot for a reason.
"Today it was so funny! During school there was a big gathering in the corridor because everyone was talking about ooh where is Hibari but then me and Tsuna were like…and then Gokudera took out his sticks of dynamite and…haha it was hilarious! And…and then there was…"
Hibari could only move his head. While he was asleep someone had bandaged him up again, but the bandages weren't as thick…he wondered if he could break out and bite the stupid herbivore that wouldn't shut up.
Maybe if he pretended to sleep, Yamamoto would shut up. Now I know why that octopus head herbivore calls him baseball idiot…
Yamamoto peered nervously at the seemingly asleep prefect. "Oh, you're asleep! Ah, let me sing you a song that always made me sleep better! My father taught it to me. Oooohhhh….there was an old man who…"
That. Did. It.
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"What was THAT thump?!"
"…sigh. Juudaime, I think Hibari might be killing the baseball idiot. I suppose you'd want me to save him…"
"…if he's like that bandaged up, I can't imagine what he's going to be like tomorrow, when he's free of those bandages."
"I think maybe we should leave him chained to the bed, Juudaime. Or maybe just tie him to a chair. He's stolen your bed too long, Juudaime!"
"……….sighh, Gokudera-kun."
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NYAHhhhhhh
Dino's whip is cool! It…whips well. I LOVE WHIPS. No, I DON'T like bondage…sick stuff. Its…gross.
D18 = …ew. To me, anyway. So…the whole whip and biting thing….oh no now I need to puke again.
Now, I shall command thee to click on that pretty REVIEW button at the bottom.
…or I'll bite..i mean, fangirl over Yuri Lowell you to death.