Important: To understand this scene i suggest you listen (if you haven't heard it before) Gibberish - Relient K ... look them up on You tube or something or you won't understand it.
Explaination: Right, so this is my personal favourite. It's set after everything that happens, Delano is gone, Connor's started school and Nathan has pretty much accepted Embry. I wrote this to show what Jaq and Embry were like together, immature but so, so funny and cute. This is about a song from a band they both love - Relient K, metioned in chapter 13. No one quite understands them, but they understand each other so completley which results in scenes like this...
I had to take it out though because it totally ruined my ending... sniff... ahh well here it is.. (hope you understood all that btw. Sorry for the rambling)
Jaq, Nathan and Connor, the Cullens and Jacob's pack (minus Leah) were all sat in the lounge watching a programme on the Discovery Channel about monkeys. Connor had been set a project about them and after having no idea where to even start Nathan had suggested that he watched the programme on the TV that evening. (This was after Emmett's suggestion of studying Edward.) It began with just the two of them watching it but slowly the amount of people increased until the lounge was bursting with all 16 of them watching monkeys.
"Hey Jacob, that one looks like you!"
"Aww thanks Blondie. I love you too."
Embry yawned. Obviously he was bored. Jaq couldn't blame him. This was a pretty boring programme. Monkeys were such boring creatures…
"Hey Jaq," He said turning to look at her. "Arg wu sentafinticate nar dunderford?"
Jaq grinned recognising the song. Nathan looked at him as if he was crazy. Probably thought he was…
"Bida menti kosticated interserd." Jaq shook her head as she said the next lyrics as if she was saying no to something. "Thorphilliate stinded yilla billa zay."
"Ah." Embry laughed. "Wentora yate paravillintiniay?"
"Paravillintiniay." Jaq nodded. All of the others in the room were looking at them strangely now - except Edward. He'd obviously worked out what was going on through their thoughts. "Dorga orpha dorga billa dorga orpha stifaleare?"
He shook his head. "Dorga orpha dorga billa tonalation fonamere."
"Can someone please tell me what they're talking about?" Emmett frowned. "I'm scared."
"Mork sawx ippen reeby yufftabar?" Jaq giggled. "Higgerd quillip ernigrade du wellinshar."
"Lirp crawn xyfa gourk jawinstabray."
"Venaldo urp paravillintiniay?" She asked nodding towards the doorway. This programme was way too boring. She wanted to get out of here.
"Paravillintiniay?" He clarified and she nodded. "Okay."
She laughed and they both stood up to go outside leaving the others with worried expressions behind.
"What the hell was that?" Jacob muttered.
Awww they crack me up......