I got back from washing my hands, and found Kiku sleeping in one of the chairs, curling up like a kitten. I go and picked him up to move him to a bed. He's so light weighted and warm.
I got the guest room ready and drop him off there. Now here's where the problem begins. I need to change him out of his clothes.
Come on Arthur! He's a man, for Pete's sake! It's not a big of a deal to take his pants and shirt off. It's normal. Yup! Normal!
Heheheheee! And maybe you could also sneak a peek, too!
Uwa! Who the hell are you!
I'm just a being of your internal thoughts.
What?
Sighs. Your inner self! Got it now?
My inner self!? You're joking right! Why would I want to take peek on Kiku! It's rude and improper!
And it's what you always secretly want!~
What the hell are you talking about!?
Tsk! Tsk! You'll find out eventually!~3
I went to get some of my old clothes, which is a shorts and a t-shirt, and started for my task. Ok, Arthur, you can do this, you're a man! Ignore your annoying inner self! Ignore your inner self!
First I went for his pants and got them off while closing my eyes. My hands accidentally brushed Kiku's leg and damn! The guy has smooth legs!
Mmm…I wonder, are the rest as smooth as his legs are?
For Pete's sake! Don't disturb me with those perverted thoughts!
Whatever, you're wondering about it, too!
No, I wasn't!
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Fine! Good! Ignore me!
Next, I change his shirt with my eyes close again. It was kind of hard avoiding my hand from brushing into Kiku's body. Especially when there's a voice inside my head screaming, "LET ME SEE HIS NIPPLES!!!!!!"
Fortunately for me though I manage to change him…safely…Like I was going to jump on Kiku. I have self-control, dammit! Self-control!
I tuck him in to make sure he's comfortable and got my answer when he smiled contently. I'm kind of surprise that he didn't wake up when I was changing him. I always thought that Kiku was a light sleeper. I guess its different now because he's part cat, and hopefully just for a while.
I'm glad that Kiku ended up being with me instead of those perverts, or those perverts would have done something to him. Unlike them at least I have self-control. Yes! Self-control.
Yeah, ri—
Shut up! I don't need your opinion!!!
That's pretty sad that you don't want your own opinion.
Shut up!!!
I went to my room and change to get ready for bed. After what happen today I was so exhausted. The last thing that I thought of before blacking out was how Kiku's going to turn back.
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Hmm…It's warm and comfortable. I hug my pillow closer to me and feel it snuggle up to me…Wait! Last time I remember pillows don't snuggle.
I crack my eyes open and the first thing I see is Kiku's sleeping face. Startle, I jump away and end up waking Kiku up.
Nice going, Arthur. You're such a dumbass.
I know that!
Yeah, well you miss your chance at staring at Kiku's face before he wakes up. Or maybe steal a good morning kiss!
Shut up! God! There must be something wrong with me that I'm telling myself to shut up. And this early in the morning, too.
Mwahahahaaaaaa!!!! Inner conscience!!!!
!!??
"Meow?" That brought me back to reality.
Scratching the back of my head in shame, I apologize to Kiku. "Sorry, if I woke you up"…Wait! "Why were you in here in the first place?"
"Nya..." He looks at me with such tearful eyes that I want to hug him.
"Ah…Never mind, anyway I'm sure you're hungry, let's go get some breakfast."
"Nya!" He exclaimed with an adorable smile, which brighten his face more; and for some strange reason my face feels so hot and my heart started beating wildly. I try to calm my heart down, while we were on our way to the kitchen for breakfast.
Ok Arthur what was that just now?
Love!
Gah! It's
you again! Can't you just leave me alone while I'm trying to
think what happened to me earlier?
Nope, you dufus! I'm your Inner conscience! Your inner self! Your true self! Your—
Ah!!! I get it already! Besides, I can't possibly have feelings for Kiku!
Tsk! Denial!
No, I'm not!
Whatever you say!
Che! That's not true is it? We reached the kitchen and Kiku immediately ran to the table, and settle himself in the chair with his knees close to his chest. He looked at me and cocked his head to the side as if wondering why I'm still standing there looking like an idiot. I clear my throat and went to the fridge to get some milk.
"Hey, do you want some milk?"
"Nya!" Sooo cute…that innocent childish smile…..
Hahahaha! You want some milk?! Oh god, how rich!
Shut up! You just ruined a moment with your perverted thoughts! And stop thinking stuff like that! Geez!
Me? Stop? Remember, I'm still you.
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Hahahahaha!!!!!!
"Oh look, someone seems to be losing their sanity in here. Shaking their head like they're having a seizure, that's the kind of people you don't want to stay with mon Kiku."
How the hell! I turn around to find that bastard wine freak hugging—filling Kiku up…IN NUDE!!!! "STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM, YOU PERVERT!!!!"
"Oh my, my. Aren't you energetic this morning? You might scare my poor petite kitty here," still not budging from his spot.
Twitch! "I…said…stay…away…from…Kiku…bastard!"I said through clenched teeth, as I try pulling him off Kiku. Damn that fucking guy with his persistence.
"Or what? Are you going to send the wrath of your eyebrows?" He smiled at me smugly! Freaking smiled at me fucking smugly!!! Not only that! He insulted my eyebrows, too!!!
"No! But I'm going to send my entire army, and have them castrate that freaking thing, you treasure so much and shove it up your ass; then send you to that Russia freak and have him, do to you whatever he wants, oh! But I'm not done yet! I'll freaking start a tourist site where people could see you in humiliation!!!"
I think I went overboard since the bastard was cowering on the floor, muttering about how cold and a jerk I am. At least I got him off Kiku…for now. Speaking of Kiku, he was gone from his chair, probably during my ranting about how I'm going to beat the crap out of France. I went and look around the kitchen, ignoring the bastard and started calling his name. I searched under the chair, inside the cupboards, I even checked in the fridge! I guess this took the bastard's attention because he ask me where Kiku was and I yelled at him, "Does it look like I know, you moron!"
"Meow! Meow! Nyaa~~!"
We both look at each other and started for the place where the source of the noise was.
"Go home bastard!"
"Non, I'm not going home! Not until I see Kiku safe!"
"Gah! Of course he's sa—"
When I open the door, I found Kiku with Alfred. With! Alfred! I know I'm exaggerating, but it's Alfred! You know the guy who wants to be a hero! Who eats hamburgers everyday and very troublesome to get along with. That Alfred! And currently he has his freaking hands up Kiku's shirt! Have his hands up my Kiku's shirt!!!!
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOU GIT!?"
"Geez…someone has a lot of anger issues." Was the git's reply.
"I do because people tend to get on my issues! Now, I'm trying to tell you calmly, get your hands off Kiku's chest."
"Nooo!!!! It's soft!!"
"It is isn't it! And his small structure is perfect for bottom!" That France bastard is petting Kiku's head.
Now I'm very angry. I'm very angry that even my inner self agrees that I should kick their asses!
Show them who's the boss!
I stomp over to where they are and grab Kiku, and was about to kick the ever living lights out of the bastards, when I notice a glittering figure hovering and peeking behind the curtain.
I went to get a closer look, bringing Kiku with me, while the other two looks at me with confuse looks.
"Ah! It's you!"I exclaimed. Behind the curtain, was that same fairy that turned Kiku into the state he is now!
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