Hey everyone! It's me again! Hope you enjoyed the first chapter! Now, for the second chapter, enters my OC Asami! I hope you enjoy her and enjoy this chapter as well! ~Asami nods her head agreeing with me~

If you haven't read my profile yet, now is a good time to do so since it does have a better description of Asami on it.

Well...that's all I have to say for now! Enjoy!

Chapter Two: A New Woman?

Ring-Ring

"Hello"

"Hey Naruto, it's me Shikamaru."

"Shikamaru! Hey! How ya doin' man? It's been like forever since I've talked to you last!"

"Yeah and who's fault is that mister hot shot doctor, too busy to even check up on his friends?"

"It goes both ways you know!"

"Yeah, yeah just teasing. No need to get all worked up. Listen, Sasuke and are coming back to town. We had been planning this two month long trip away from work and other annoying factors in our lives, and figured we'd stop back in our home town for about two or three weeks. Just wanted to give you a heads up that we're going to be there, oh and also to see if you could get anytime off...maybe for a week, to go on a cruise with us. It'll just be us guys."

"Uh thanks, but I don't roll that way."

"Yeah, you could have fooled me."

"What did you say?!"

"Cool it lover boy."

"Yeah whatever."

"Anyway, if you want to come you're invited. It'll be just like the old days. But hey, you have about three weeks to decide if you want to go with us while we are in Konoha, so we'll catch up when we get there."

"Alright then, see you when you arrive."

Wow, Shikamaru and Sasuke are coming back to town! It's been years since they've been back here. Hell, it's been years since I've seen them. Ever since high school, just about everyone went their separate ways, and right after college, I went straight to grad school. I talked to them, just to see how they were doing and keep in touch, but it's been years since I actually saw them!

So they are taking time off from their jobs and "other annoying factors"...he must be talking about their wives and kids. As far as I knew, they both had it good. Shikamaru was some top head honcho in the science department for the government, and Sasuke was a successful international business man. I guess with those type of jobs, they can take that kind of time off. Unlike me where a life could be in jeopardy if I ever decided to take two months off. Oh well, maybe one day when I'm old and another trustworthy cardiologist comes to the hospital in place of me, but until then I must dedicate my life to my work and to talking to Ino one day!

"Hey Naruto, over here," Shikamaru yelled across the bar.

"Hey guys! How's it going?"

"So you finally get a chance to slip away from the hospital huh," Sasuke asked.

I just glanced over in his direction, there was no point in me answering that. "So how was the trip here?"

They both nodded, informing me that everything went smoothly.

"So guys, tell me how you've been? How's your wives and children?"

"Hey Naruto, do you think we came on this trip to talk about them," said Sasuke.

"Yeah, the whole point of the trip is to relieve ourselves of the bothersome things we have back home," Shikamaru interjected.

"You guys just don't know how good you got it. You should be happy that you have a family. Wives that love you, children to look up to you."

"Aw is someone lonely," Sasuke jerkishly asked.

"Shut up."

"Forget about us, tell us how's your dating life been knucklehead."

"How long are you going to call me that Sasuke."

"Forever."

I glared over at my smug friends and sighed at the fact that I couldn't get out of this one. They were going to keep avoiding my question until I answered theirs. "My dating life? Well...it's actually been great. I go out on dates just about every night."

"Really," Shikamaru asked stunned.

"Yeah! Is that so hard to believe?"

My two doubtful friends nodded their heads.

"Oh great, you think I'm a loser!"

"No that's not it, you just never really talk about any girls that's all. And every night, when and how do you have the time, when we had to practically drag you out of the hospital ourselves for you to come out with us tonight," asked the curious Shikamaru.

"Well, that's simple. It's much easier for a girl to spark my interest than two guys for one."

"So what you're saying is you'd rather make time for some woman than your true friends," asked my black eyed, midnight blue haired friend.

"Precisely. And second, they're just dates. Nothing special to even talk about."

"Wait, so out of the many dates you've had, there's no one that special to you," asked Shikamaru.

"No. Those girls are just unbearable sometimes. And some of them are just crazy."

"Ok, well which one of them is your 'buddy'," asked Sasuke.

"You mean who do I sleep with?"

The both looked at me with anxious stares. I sat back in my chair and chugged down the beer that had been sitting in front of me. I folded my arms and closed my eyes. For a moment there was silence between us. "Well..." they asked.

"Out of those girls...no one."

"WHAT!!" They both yelled across the table at me.

"You mean to tell me that you don't sleep with any of those girls," Sasuke asked.

"Nope."

"Why?!"

I shrugged my shoulders. "When is the last time you did have sex Naruto," Shikamaru asked aggravated.

"What's the big deal guys, who cares?"

"We do," they said in sync.

I sighed, "Very well. It's been since senior year."

"Senior year of college? How can you last," asked Sasuke.

"No, senior year of high school."

Both friend's mouths dropped. They couldn't believe what they just heard. I didn't care, I had no problem with it. Well, I did for a while, until I seen Ino again and then I just didn't want to have sex...no make love to anyone else but her. I have to admit though, it has been a long time. What if...what if when I do have my chance to make love to Ino...what if I'm not good enough because I haven't been practicing? What if she wants to leave me because I suck in bed? This whole time I've been saving myself for only one woman, and what if she is so disappointed, that she doesn't even want to be with me afterwards? I suddenly hated myself even more. So I did what any other man would do in my position who just realized that he was a stupid fool, I drank my sorrows away...and in the morning woke up with a semi attractive, brown haired thin girl in my bed, and a note with some aspirin on the end table next to me.

Dear Naruto,

Sasuke and I found this little number for you and figured you'd might like her...which you did. Hope you enjoyed her as much as it seems like she enjoyed you. You really put her to work last night dude! I guess all that pint up frustration you've had, you finally just let go! Anyway, after the noise settled down, Sasuke and I came in and left you aspirin because you're going to need it in the morning. Call us later, you have the hotel number we are staying at. Talk to you later, lover boy.

Shikamaru

Of course, should have known it was them. I looked under the covers to see the multiple condoms that were used last night. Well, at least I remembered to use protection. I woke the girl up and kindly asked her to leave, since I had to go to work. For some reason she didn't believe me, and thought I was just trying to get rid of her. Why do I always get stuck with the crazy ones? Well, there's another stalker female I can add to my list. Oh well, the day and the life of Dr. Naruto Uzamaki.

"Hey Naruto, had a rough night last night," asked the red haired, tired eyed doctor.

"Hey Sasori. Yeah, I guess you can say that. Things got a little more out of hand than they should have."

"Glad you enjoyed yourself."

"Yeah, at least I can say I did. Except for this morning, can't say I enjoyed waking up."

"Hang over?"

"Yelp...that's it. Sasori, you should come out with me some time if you're not too busy."

"Thanks, I'll keep that in mind, but there's so much work to be done here. But you don't want to end up like me, always stuck in this hospital."

"You don't have to be, just one night, come out with me while my friends are still in town. It should be fun, just the guys."

"I guess. If you say so. Maybe I will."

I smiled at my mellow friend as I looked out of my doorway and watched as my beautiful dream woman came walking towards my office.

"Excuse me, I don't mean to interrupt Naruto, but I'm looking for-," Ino began, cutting herself off once she noticed her target of interest, "There you are! We've been looking for you! Naruto, can I steal him away from you?" My angel shown her golden smile down upon me. I slowly nodded, and watched in a daze as she pulled Sasori out of my room and walked away from my life again. "Why," I yelled, slamming my hands on my desk, "Why can't I tell her? Why is she the only one I can't talk to? When is my day going to come? I just need help...I just need...I just wish there was someone...anyone who can help me!" I squeezed my eyes shut and bit down on my lip so hard to stop the tears from forming, I almost drew blood. One tear did fall down my face and hit the ground, but what was weird about it, was when it fell there was a loud poof! Surprised, I opened my eyes and looked over in the direction of a woman who was now standing in my room. "What the...where did you come from," I yelled as I jumped back and pointed at this mysterious woman.

She had wings! Three on the right, three on the left! Six, transparent, thin wings! Was this some type of joke? Did Sasuke and Shikamaru set this up? Or maybe it was some type of new disease? Maybe that's why she's here and she just came to the wrong doctor. Although, I wouldn't even know what doctor she would see if this was some type of new medical condition. Maybe the all knowing Doctor Sasori would know. Wait a minute, Sasori's my friend, I shouldn't think like that about him. Wait...wait, focus here, back to the mystery woman. I took a good look at the nut job standing in front of me. Well, if Sasuke and Shikamaru did find her, they didn't do such a bad job, in fact she's beautiful. Not as beautiful as Ino, but pretty close. She had long gray hair that flowed down to her ankles. She kept the front of it up though with a side ponytail to the right. She had copper skin, big magenta colored eyes, a pretty nice body...and whoa look at the breast on her! She had to be at least an E or an F cup. I'll be sure to ask her that later...wait what am I thinking? Ok, ok, focus here Naruto. There is a strange, long haired, big boobed woman in your room...who the hell is she, and how did she get in here?

"Who-" I began to ask before the strange woman cut me off.

"My name is Asami Minazuka. I am an F cup. No your friends did not ask me to come here, it was actually you who brought me here, and you have a very hyperactive mind. It's very hard for me to read."

I dropped open my mouth. How did this girl know what I was just thinking?

"I can read you mind, didn't I just say that!"

"Well stop it! You're invading my personal privacy! Besides, just telling me your name doesn't explain anything. How did you get here, and besides your name, who are you?"

"Huh," she sighed, "Fine I won't read your mind anymore, but you should know who I am, you asked me to come here."

"No, all I did was ask for someone to help me with Ino."

"Yelp that's it, I'm here to help you with your precious Ino."

Just then the door knob began to turn, "Hey Naru-" Sasori began to say, but suddenly stopped as I was telling Asami to hide. "Uh Naruto, who are you talking to?"

"What you can't see her?"

"See who?"

"Her!" I pointed to Asami, frustrated that he couldn't see the woman who was standing right next to me.

"Um...I'm going to go and let you get some rest. I'll be back later, maybe then you'll have your sanity back."

I watched as my friend closed the door behind him. "Great, now he thinks I'm crazy! Why couldn't he see you?"

"Because you are the only one who can see me."

"Oh...I am going crazy!"

"No...nope you went crazy along time ago. You've been crazy way before I've come."

"Why are you here, who are you? A figment of my imagination?"

"No, not at all. I'm very real, but I can only be seen by those special souls who need me. You still haven't figured it out yet?"

"Gee uh, let me think...wait...wait...almost there...yeah no. Would you just tell me and stop beating around the bush. Or better yet, I have a better idea, why don't you just go away so I'm not talking to myself anymore, because I'm pretty sure you are just a figment of my imagination."

"Ha ha very funny, and for the last time, I am not a figment of your imagination. I can only be seen by you because you are the only one that I can grant wishes to right now. So in order to keep others from asking their wishes as well, I am only visible to the one who needs me at the present time."

"Wait...did you say wishes?"

"Yelp, that's right!"

"Who are you?"

"Huh, I guess I'll just have to spell it out to you huh? Naruto," she said as she stood on her tip toes to put her face close to mine, and pushed me back on my desk with a charming and seductive voice, "I'm your fairy godmother."

My face turned bright red from her being so close, and even brighter because of what she just said. I yelled out, "My what!"

"That's right, your fairy godmother, and I'm going to help you get your girl. As long as you help me get what I want."

"What you want," I gulped, "What is that?"

"Oh relax, I don't want you."

"Well, then, what do you want?"

"What I want...what I really want is to become human just like you and fall in love with a human man."

"Human?"

"Yelp that's right, human, and I've even set my sights on a human man already."

"And who might that be?"

"RELAX I said, I already told you I don't want you! It's your friend, the one from earlier. Sasori."

"What?!"

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