Sorry about the cliffy. But I love writing those, even though I hate them in stories. Ass backwards, I know, but, I don't particularly care. Still sorry, and forever yours, bella to the MAX
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Bella POV
I did the only thing I could.
I called Seth. Seth picked Edward up for me and then put him in the backseat of my Lexus. Then, I proceeded to drive in to a ditch full of water.
That was a huge oops. Who knew you could have a ditch full of water right next to a water drainage factory ? I sure didn't.
Well, at least it woke Edward up.
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We finally got out of the ditch. Thank goodness for tow trucks, right? And your cell phone that works anywhere, even underwater. I love my iPhone. It's so useful in emergencies. Otherwise, it's only good for listening to music.
On the other hand, my Lexus was completely totaled. Now what I am going to use for getting stuck in a ditch of water? Maybe my Canary?
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"Bella, how do you drive into a ditch of water ? And one next to a water drainage plant ?" asked Edward.
"I refuse to answer the question." I said.
"On what grounds ?" he asked.
"On the grounds I don't know the answer." I said.
"Oh, that makes everything much more clearer." he said.
"Really Edward. Thank you so much! I'll remember that compliment forever." I said.
He starting hitting himself on the head. I could hear him mutter "Learn, learn, learn !"
"Why do you even try Edward ? Only Alice has learned and she still forgets. And she spends most of her time with me!" I said.
"Are you angry Bells ?" he asked randomly.
"Yes !"
"I read this quote somewhere. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It helps, so why don't you ?" he said.
"ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN!" I shouted.
Then I let lose a string of profanities. Ones that would label me as someone who likes to hang at truck stops.
"Do you feel better ?" asked Edward.
"Just one more. *****************************************************" I said.
"That was more like 100 more." he said.
"Don't judge me, Edward. I'm really mad. How could on faint on me because I showed Mike Newton ?" I said.
"I have no reply to that question. Here's my lawyer's number, ask him." he said, actually handing me a card.
I laughed.
"Edward, you're learning. That was very good. I would rather call you though, then your lawyer." I said.
"Good, cause that's my neurologist's number." he said.
"Why do you need a neurologist ?" I asked.
"Uh, no reason. Well, my sponsors, or whatever for races insist I have one." he said nervously.
I let it go. But he will regret not telling me.
"So what are we doing tomorrow ?" he asked.
"You forgot? We are going to watch the sixth Harry Potter movie. I told you at the restaurant." I said.
'You did ? I don't remember." he said.
"Well, maybe I didn't say it out loud. Anyway, we are going tomorrow." I said.
"Okay. I'll get the tickets." he said.
"I'll get them. I have a few friends and I can pull a bunch of strings, so I get them for free. Even though I'm filthy rich, I am smart and know how to save money." I said triumphantly.
"You know, most filthy rich people spend money like they are going to die tomorrow. You. You are different. You save all that you can." he said.
"Edward, Edward, Edward. I am not like most models. Most models don't even finish high school let alone get accepted into an medical university. You need to expect the unexpected." I said.
"Yes, oh great majesty. I will expect the unexpected. Such as you liking the Harry Potter movies." he said sarcastically.
"Okay Edward. You will never learn. It is official. I will not try to teach you, cause you always forget." I said.
"Ha-ha. I have to go. Doctor's appointment." he said.
"Okay. See you tomorrow at, say, five ?" I said.
"Of course. Adios." he said.
He left. I went to the kitchen and made a Caesar salad. Delicious and healthy.
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Edward and I met up at the cinema. I had told him the address and didn't tell him which one it is.
"Wow. You didn't have to buy the tickets. I would have bought them." he said.
"I told you. I have friends who get me free things. I told you yesterday. Forgot already ?" I said.
"Oh yeah. I forgot. Sorry." he said.
We walked in. I flashed the tickets at the security guards. They nodded and I led the way to the room.
"Why is the room so empty?" he asked.
"Silly Edward. I got us private viewing tickets. Only the best for Bella Swan and her guest." I said.
"Bella, Bella, Bella. You really know how to party, without spending any money." he said.
"Oh yeah. We get a free pizza and ice-cream sundae buffet and sodas." I said.
His mouth didn't close for about five minutes.
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(Hello everyone, just telling you I decided to make the movie an outtake, which will be posted at a later date. Sorry.)
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I shut my diary, then I went to get more Italian ice-cream. Mmmmm. I walked back to the living room.
I turned on the TV.
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You guys are probably wondering why the plot line hasn't come in yet. Well, it's a long story and I don't feel like explaining. Just read on.
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